>KIMMIE THREATENS STRAYA WITH NUCLEAR ATTACK
FACT: Australia is the strongest nation on earth, and if lil kim has NOT threatened you with nuclear war then you ARE a THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE
KIMMIE THREATENS STRAYA WITH NUCLEAR ATTACK
Cooper Watson
Hunter Morales
You may take our lives, but you will never take our Emus
Nathan Foster
Lets hope his missiles reach
Aaron Young
grab your cricket bats and thongs lets go bash the cunt
Justin Gutierrez
There won't be any difference
Lucas Mitchell
We got your backs, mates
Connor Ortiz
Let's hope his missiles can reach Melbourne.
Isaiah Rivera
Brisbane and Darwin only mate, and thats fr the long range nukes that are still in development, the ones they have now cant even reach us.
Jason Hall
cheers cunt
Carter King
>off to collect me centerlink for more beer.
Juan Anderson
seconded
Juan Butler
>tfw your country is so weak that even NK can threaten you without fear
Jaxon Long
sorry to hear that m8
Joseph Bailey
Canada BTFO
Owen Kelly
One word:
Emu
Sorry if I triggered you
Chase James
>Sorry if I triggered you
I don't think we have that here
Oliver Hill
lol, what is a centerlink?
Nolan Reed
Have this quick reminder one day before we celebrate you ANZACs
Justin Watson
free money
Leo Gonzalez
Leaf Status: RAKED
Luke Cook
Inb4 Little Kimmy nukes Darwin and nobody finds out for 12 months.
Nicholas Lee
>tfw your country's economy is so shit you have to resort to shitposting on the internet to feel prinde
P.S. Australia cannot into G8
Jeremiah Ross
Why tho?
Jaxson Davis
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Henry White
>if lil kim has NOT threatened you with nuclear war then you ARE a THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE
Pretty fucking much. Don't worry though, the aircraft carriers are finally on their way to stare down Kimmo and tell him to fuck off.
Jaxon Peterson
can't come back from that rake maple syrup.
Nathan Moore
We have half your population and our economy is only slightly smaller
why are leafs so inefficient?
Christopher Baker
Your day is coming soon leaf
Ryder Hill
>Because leaf
Did you really have to ask?
Brody Phillips
Rekt
Justin Morales
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Austin King
> A WEAPON TO SUPASS THE METAL GEAR
Henry Campbell
Go eat some curry and go curling with your Chinese girlfriend Leaf. Maybe TruFag will join the two of you after giving your house to some Syrians - hope you eat halal cuck
Hunter Thompson
How's not speaking Japanese working out for you Fuk Socky?
>You're welcome
Christian Ward
Sorry for taking so long to respond. The broadband in my country is kinda shit.
No, wait. I was thinking of Australia again, my bad.
Population of Korea: 51M
GDP less than Australia
Fucking shitskins
Oliver Richardson
Saving this
Nathan Sanchez
"Fire Style: Great Fire Annihilation"
Joseph Thomas
Damage control = poo
Zachary James
>tfw you have to deliver the nuke by means of refugee raft
James Reyes
Is it true that Australians drink crocodile semen shakes and have kangaroo nannies for their kids?
Elijah Campbell
Naw, just human semen
Camden Thompson
yep it's why we are so tuff
Luke Powell
For those Australians who have obtained a firearm, what were the eight hour rectal exam and advanced interrogation methods like?
Grayson Moore
What we call the welfare office
Isaiah Diaz
moose seamen is why you guys are such cucks
Chase Taylor
Country = poo
Xavier Bell
Good job on your conclusion that internet in Canada is as bad as in australia
Jackson Brooks
>canadian still running his mouth
We have a bad case of inferiority complex here.
Blake Rivera
Of course it is you dumb fuck
Why the fuck would you even need to ask something so fucking obvious?
Aaron Ross
>Designated
>Shitting
>Streets
Muh projection
Owen Myers
>Major Meredith
>Meredith
There's your problem. Bosoms and hips sink ships.
Ryder Martin
Leaf>flightless birds. Look at all the clappistanis in here a hootin and a hollerin like the bunch of half nigger small penis country they are
Jack Martinez
Leafs kept telling me how hard their soldiers fought in both World Wars, but then I saw a blacked.com video of their Prime Minister having a train run on him by three Somali clerics while loving every minute of it, and knew it couldn't be true. It's been hard for me to trust foreigners ever since
Parker Gutierrez
>Kim is the worlds worst shitposter and less reliable than a korean missile.
Parker Gray
Why are Leafs literally the shitposters of the shitposting world? This is literally fucking shitpost inception
Josiah Butler
Let's look at wikipedia shall we
>OWO WHAT'S THIS???
en.wikipedia.org
>Hmmm
>Be Burgerblob
>Fire AA shells at an imaginary japanese air raid for over an hour.
>Kill 5 of their own citizens in the process thereby losing said battle to an imaginary foe
>Then they try to blame the whole thing on UFO's
>Shitpost on Sup Forums about Aussies machine gunning a few emus to throw on the barbie.
Really makes you think.
Ayden Cox
They were emus, user.
Emus.
You can spin it however you want, but it's much easier to kill and emu than an imaginary Nip. America was going for the high score.
Ethan Nguyen
nuke melbourne please
Zachary Carter
Pen is mightier than the sword. So hand our universal healthcare heavily restricted firearms, hands, a weapon in war and we go a little nuts. No need for the penis compensators until American shit hits the shit fan
Jordan Sanchez
Dear Supreme Leader,
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
Nuke America, Japan, Worst Korea and Australia.
Juan Hughes
>Canada
>Claims to be a Commonwealth nation
>Doesn't even play cricket.
Opinion discarded.
Jaxon Davis
Willickers you don't sound like a true Aussie at all.
Grayson Howard
They played once, and the second lowest ODI score is 36 by Canada.
Henry Turner
Can't even beat an imaginary enemy.
Blames it on MUH AYYY LMAOS
>BTFO
Benjamin Torres
>straya
your flag looks more like "knocked-out britain". Fix your flag first before you expect people to take you seriously
Cooper Torres
After playing this I would shit in the streets too m.youtube.com
David Brown
I'd pull some more articles on the Aussie military but we haven't given you guys the elbow room to embarrass yourself anymore since we started playing nanny over there.
Angel Lopez
how was the beach today user?
Xavier Barnes
>Oops, I did it again.
Do you just even aim before you shoot?
en.wikipedia.org
Gabriel Jackson
Do you? When you shoot your guns?
Jeremiah Morgan
Lol they seein stas mate
Easton Brooks
I'm totally convinced that leafs are wasting or rigging their IQ tests and IQ is not a correct way to measure intelligence.
Grayson Cruz
The bitch was gooood.
Carter Adams
>A FUCKING STRAWBERRY CAKE
Jackson Cooper
Love the fallout 2 reference
James Flores
Austria, famous for being mistaken for Australia and that's about it.
Jace Hall
Burgers BTFO overcooked tonight
Brandon Hughes
>nuke australia
>super-mutant kangeroos
Kayden Baker
>threatening the only country besides the US to use nuclear weapons in war
Josiah Ward
>nuke Australia
>60 ft abos
Nicholas Cook
you talkin' to me cunt? Our Jagdkommando alpha soldiers would crush your cheap copy of the TRUE austria in less than two days!
Australia is just a chinese copy of Austria, everybody knows that
Kayden Thompson
Really though. The man throwing the ball has but the strength of his arm. That can knock you out but not kill you. A stray and low shot hit hard can probably do more damage. So. Correct on the helmets. And then adds contradictoriness in the out of park hit and in Peter's reaction. Pic related and feel free to explain this silliness at any time. I mean I love UK but is this merely akin to their sense of humour or something?
Jose Scott
>Talking shit about anyone elses flag when yours is just 2 colours and 3 shitty uninspired meaningless stripes
Nolan Green
>rigging their IQ tests
>IQ is not a correct way to measure intelligence.
LOL, which is it? If IQ isn't the correct way to measure intelligence, why does it matter that we fake them?
And since you are obviously concerned about the results of said tests, you are implicitly acknowledging that they are, in fact, the correct way to measure intelligence.
Bentley Sanders
thats the death screen for fallout 1 not 2 you dickhead
Elijah Rivera
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Nolan Wilson
Yeah but what would they do with their skis when they get here German lite?
Austin Morris
en.wikipedia.org
yeah nah all cool bro
Austin Nguyen
You are retarded leaf. Yes you are.
Brody Thomas
at least it's not the german flag with stars around it like we'd just taken a sucker punch and chillin on the floor
Oliver Cook
To be honest i hope it happens, Australia is the butthole of earth. Needs a good clean wipe.
Caleb Nelson
Best Korea is truly best Korea.
Ian Cooper
...
Nathaniel Wilson
It's just Poland with a red stripe added to the bottom.
Joshua Wood
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Jaxon Hill
No I'm not.
You are pulling things out of your ass leaf.
Easton Phillips
>nuke Australia
>Abo intelligence plummets to the lowest on the planet
Wait, maybe we already did?
Charles Murphy
Your flag is so shit it literally only takes 3 colour changes to become the german flag that you are talking shit about
Daniel Morris
Anyone got a nuke? We can get rid of Melbourne in a false flag and blame best Korea.
Nicholas Adams
>plays a game without rules
>calls me retarded