> Bill rides onto stage on a tandem bicycle alone > Crowd laughs > "HOWDY FOLKS, ARE YOU READY FOR SCIENCE?" > Crowd says "YAAAAAASSSSS" > Adam Savage from Mythbusters is in the background throwing vinegar into a paper machine volcano with a disco ball spinning above him > Bill cracks a glowstick > Audience begins clapping and says ooooohhh > Adams volcano stops erupting, his smile disappears and he looks worried > Audience in unison goes "awwwwww" in disappointment > Bill looks furious with Adam. This isnt the first time this has happened. > Adam looks scared, has bruises on him. > Bill walks over and starts beating the shit out of Adam Savage from Mythbusters > "Folks there is only one thing I hate more than CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS" he says in between open hand slaps > Crowd is nodding their head in agreement > "I fucking HATE bad scientists!" > Adam Savage is uncontrollably sobbing under his desk. > Bill Nyte lights a snake firework on the stage and the audience claps furiously while chanting "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
> Bill holds up an Erlenmeyer flask. The audience ooohs. > "Now this might look like water, but it's actually an aqueous solution." > Audience starts clapping > Electronic dance music starts playing > Adam from the mythbusters comes out on a scooter with colorful beakers and a lab coat. > Bill and Adam start dancing with beakers, audience cheers > Record scratch, music abruptly stops > Zoom into Bill's face, "Now let's get serious folks." > "Can you believe there are still people who believe in God, and not climate change?" > Audience erupts in laughter, more applause > "... and do you believe there are people who still think there are only two genders?" > Audience is now dying of laughter... > "Folks we have a very special guest here today to tell you why space is WOKE!" > Neil DeGrasse Tyson comes out in a space suit > Audience furiously clapping now, can barely contain themselves > Tyson: "The potential for life is everywhere in the universe, Star Trek and Star Wars could be real!" > Audience hands are now bleeding from all the clapping. > Bill: "Well that's all the time we have today, join us next week when we tell you more about why science rocks!" > Electric guitar solo, audience starts chanting aggressively "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!" Their claps are now full repetitive nazi salutes.
>RIDDLE ME THIS, TUCK-MAN! >TICK >TOCK >TICK >TOCK >WHO INTERRUPTED ME FOR 6 SECONDS, I CLOCKED? >TICK >TOCK >TICK >TOCK >WHOSE KIDS ARE DROWNING IN THE BASEMENT I'VE LOCKED?
Thomas Ramirez
I fucking hate pop "scientists" but at the same time I realize they serve an incredibly important purpose and that's to encourage young people to become real scientists.
Anthony Nguyen
Look at this faggot in this picture. Society becomes less and less masculine by the day. We are just begging to be conqured by islam. Why is the west so masocistic?
Kek I'll call off the day of the rake for another day, Leaf.
Aiden Miller
Very nice
Austin Edwards
Because his political views don't match theirs. Taught kids to love science.
I dont even get what she's singing about. Terrible voice too
Jason Wilson
EPISODE 3
>Bill talks about Schrödinger's Cat >"but if we can't know whether the cat is dead or not, we MUST assume that it is ... BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!" >the audience agrees in awe at this scientific explanation >"Now this principle is extremely important in modern physics" >audience begins to make chimp noises from excitement >"Without it, we wouldn't have satellites and smartphones!" >audience cheers with excitement and claps enthusiastically at this brilliant insight >"And you know ... satellites are important because they tell us about GLOBAL WARMING" >the audience's excitement grows into a loud roar, as individuals pass out from a science overdose >"Do you know a climate change denier?" >the audience goes completely silent >"DONALD TRUMP!" >the audience erupts in a thunderous applause, paired with individual calls such as "GRAB EM BY THE DATA" or "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US", as multiple people cream themselves from the collective good they have done this day
Colton Carter
You think creationists were right after all? This just might be the single most degenerate thing I've seen in a while. youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
Anthony Powell
The absolute madman!
Cameron Allen
What's the matter goy? Don't you like science?
Dominic Price
We're slowly reaching Weimar levels here boys.
Colton Morales
>WELCOME TO THE NEW SCIENCE GOY >HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR PRECIOUS 'SCIENCE' NOW?
Hunter Sanchez
>nobody is calling NDT Bull Nye Why though?
Jackson Hernandez
WHERE IS THE NEW EPISODE
Christopher Gutierrez
S E A L E D E A L E D
dem whyte grls luff dat BSC
Samuel Perez
How can white men compete?
Hunter Gomez
This is gold.
Hudson Reyes
Pls episode 4
Easton Walker
how did pol become r9k?
Kevin Russell
how did you come from reddit?
Parker Baker
Holy kek this is good
Wyatt Murphy
What's the story between Bill and Adam, I don't keep up with (((science)))
Adrian Collins
I pretty sure he used Schrödinger's Cat to explain genderfluids
Ryan Hill
where is episode 4
Tyler Brown
This isn't real right?
Logan Peterson
...
Justin Sanchez
>that abacus thing with M on one side and F on the other
Landon Barnes
WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE HITLER NOW
Jose Richardson
I wish bill nye would stick to actual science and not feelings.
Jose Ortiz
Please God
Smite Us
Global Warm the Shit out of Us
Save the Universe from Bill Nye's World
Gavin Hill
this shit is actually going to fucking bring me to tears. What the fuck, why can't we have science seperate from this progressivism bullshit. Holy fucking shit I'm a liberal and I hate this shit god fucking damn
Joseph Bell
Kidz luv Sighenz
Puts on Bill Nye Video for science class
Students play with cell phones or wander halls.
When you read at second grade level you believe Bill Nye is scientist.
Juan Hughes
>tfw this is like one of your anime image board greentext stories
WAKE ME UP
Jaxson Russell
>S E A L E D >E >A >L >E >D
Just lost my shit.
Adrian Bennett
K E K K K
Thomas Diaz
You have a potato for brains? You think this appeals to super nerds that will grow up to be scientists?
Asher Gutierrez
>Bill Nye the Science Goy: TRUMP will not divide us because he's a ZERO, and you can't devide by zero!
Jackson Roberts
we have to save the world
Evan Evans
Why have a fake scientist for an icon when you could like, I dunno, admire a real one instead?
Isaac Lopez
((((((((Real))))))))(((((((((scientists)))))))
Parker Moore
These people just can't help themselves.
Noah Long
Bill Nye is my gye
Aaron Cook
You forgot the last line of the post >The claps all turn to nazi salutes and they repeatedly keep chanting BILL BILL BILL This is from an old thread
Mason Smith
Nice reposts Sage
Gavin James
"People who believe in race science are domestic terrorists" - Bill Nye
Ethan Morales
america is beyond saving
Connor Brooks
kek
Robert Long
fuck Bill Nye, he's not even a scientist also is Adam Savage redpilled or something?
Isaiah Gutierrez
...
Luis Cox
Did you watch the video? It's not made by Bill Nye, just someone else thinking he is funny. But I understand someone without a brain wouldn't do that before you type shit.
Mason Turner
and Sup Forums complains about leafs
Hunter Martin
quality shitposting. there's still hope for you
Jacob Turner
>No zombie sketch for Schrodinger's cat
Landon Harris
>People have fun at a rally promoting science. >Sup Forums looses it's shit because NO FUN ALLOWED!
It's a shame that something like science has been politicized so much, when it shouldn't be at all. But when people in power have a vested interest in proles not understanding it so they can keep peddling environmental destruction as a non-issue that's what happens. Idiots will go along with that if the politicians echo other sentiments they want to support.
Congrats on drinking the poisoned KoolAid fellow canuck.
Wyatt Miller
>asian female DJ
is it even possible to bring more shame to your family
Jacob Baker
please don't give them ideas
Robert Gray
Bill Bye couldn't save his own ass if he was trapped in a cardboard box.
Colton Rodriguez
OP & FRIEND - EPISODE 4 NAO
Andrew Young
I really like this image
Oliver Rodriguez
Netflix.
William Cruz
Is this entire show just made for the 'wow just wow' crowd?
Gavin Price
Don't fall for the based leaf meme. There are a few but it's much safer to assume they are all shitposters.
Michael Myers
Come on roach it's just some faggot on stage being a faggot.
Jason White
FAKE SCIENTIST
Angel Martin
Dear 2017,
Please claim Bill Nye.
Sincerely, Everyone
Dylan Mitchell
Leafs are loyal to the British Crown unlike you treacherous Yanks so they will always be based.
Connor Miller
Needed that laugh
Brandon Hughes
lol, I like this new copy pasta but goddamn this shit is just sad
Evan Richardson
>You would actually prefer a fucking leaf rather than an American Well you made your bed. Now sleep in it monarchist dog.
Christopher Thomas
EPISODE 4
> Sneaky music comes on > Bill tip toes out from behind the curtains around the stage. > The audience says "Huhhhh??" in a collective gasp, not knowing where Bill is. > Bill is in his Nyddler outfit, what could he be up to? > Tip toes behind little 8 year old girl in the crowd. > Bill taps her on the shoulder and she turns around > "ITS SCIEEEEENCE TIMEEEEEEE!", Bill says as he punches the little girl right in the nose, breaking it > The audience gasps as the girl screams, blood splurting from her nose > Music suddenly changes, whats happening? Bill is transforming > Bill rips off the Nyddler outfit and reveals his classic Bow Tie outfit > "Ooops! Looks like my body was identifying as the evil twin, The Nyddler!" > Bill begins to laugh and the audience laughs with him and begins applauding > Electronic dance music comes on, and Bill dances his way back to the stage > Record scratch, cut music, zoom in to Bill's face > "Lets get serious!", Bill says as he turns his head sharply towards the camera > Bill pulls out out a torch and lights a flame > "This may look like a fire, but its actually a result of a chemical reaction!" > Biiiiiig ooooooohhhh from the audience > Electronic dance music comes back on > Bill freezes, then throws the torch to the side > Bill begins dancing, as the torch lights part of the set on fire > The crowd gives standing ovation as they chant "BILL! BILL! BILL!" (The little girl still bleeding) > Members of the audience begin to catch fire and die as Bill is dancing away in the back > The audience, despite being on fire, continues to clap and chant Bill!
Ryder Perez
Bill Nye is a dead, cloned tranny so if you understand that, then you understand why he lubs """science""" youtu.be/32gM5A6T4oE
Jose Garcia
I thought everyone was just joking about how bad this was.......god was I wrong. I think we need another World War
James Fisher
moar pls :DDDddddddd
Lucas Fisher
Reminder that you directly funded this if you pay for Netflix.
>Bill Nye parachutes on the stage >Audience going wild >"Haha conservatives amirite?" >Audience claps and cheers >"We've got a special gues today" >Audience gasps >Blue-haired land whale waddles on to the stage >Audience claps harder >"Haha christians are so dumb amirite?" >Audience claps and laughs hysterically >Corporate sponsored McDonalds "progressive burgers" are handed out between takes
Repeat ad-infinitum
Elijah Rodriguez
EPISODE 5
>Bill Nye rides in on mechanical dinosaur >"Hey kids, you wanna hear something cool about dinosaurs?" >Crowd goes silent in anticipation >"It's confirmed that dinosaurs had gay sex" >Gasps and thunderous applause >"Some dinosaurs had multiple genders, called 'Xinosaurs'" >Aggressive applause >"However there were some conservative dinosaurs who tried to oppress them into two genders, male and female" >Boo's and hisses emit from audience, somebody yells "Xinosaur lives matter!" >"But seriously now, global warming killed off the dinosaurs, like global warming will kill us if we don't stop conservatives from oppressing those with multiple genders" >Clapping has opened inter-dimensional portal, real dinosaurs start walking on stage. >"Ladies and gentlemen, Xinosaurs are real!" >Audience lines up to apologize and pay reparations to Xinosaurs, while clapping.
Carson Ross
WTF happened to Bill Nye's face?!?!?
James Perry
>opening of s1:e1 >heat from global warming will increase volume of water in earths oceans, leading to Virginia being under water! >do calculation >Difference of 3 degree increase changes surface volume by 358,000 kg/m3 >globally >increases coastal water level by less that 1 meter >literally nothing
>to combat the human made problem of global warming, 5.5 billion euros. Misquotes price tag which is $7.9 billion
Damn these fuckers. This is a money grab.
Christopher Morgan
Consider yourself blessed to have Erdogan, one of the few to actively resist this shit.
Episode 6 >A drunken Nye stumbles on stage >Hipster DJ starts playing music and waving his hands >Nye storms over >"What the fuck are you looking at, cunt?" >DJ stares at floor >10 year old girl shouts "WE LOVE BILL" >Nye kicks her in the shin >"Blow it out your ass, cunt" >Nye performs a science experiment >Crowd sits in silence, scared to move
Liam Phillips
See youtube link for days. Finally click.
Parker Diaz
It gets better. The four stripes represent Expression Identity Biology Attraction
Michael Gutierrez
bookmarked
Isaac Perez
> 7.3/10 are (western) Netflix countries are so cucked?
Owen Miller
Netflix has found the perfect way to sell people's opinions back to them, even better than the late nighters. Smells like matzo balls and pastrami.
