> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> world class gaming entertainment
> world class animation
> world class automobiles
> world class motorcycles
> no immigration problems
> beer cost $2
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> legally own Sup Forums
Can you say the same about YOUR country?
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You're not in a good position against China
> beer cost $2
> legal sexual services
the two important things
over worked, over stressed
I want to see the blonde qt pilot
This. The standard of living comes at the cost of becoming a slave to your school or employer.
>world class suicide rates
I'm trying to shit on you Japan, hold on.
Okay, you have a huge problem with teenagers not wanting to live in rural areas, thus overcrowding the cities even more.
>beer that cheap
Shitbrew doesn't count
>> longest life span in the world
I'll give you this
>> lowest crime rate in the world
No, your police departments just sweep everything under the rug to keep the solve rate high or chalk anything they can't solve in a week as suicide
>> world class food
Not after Fukushima
>> world class transport network
Your country is the size of Rhode island, not tha thard to pull off
>> world class electronics
Same as everywhere else
>> world class education
It's all in the box thinking and your students spend so much time and energy on school and cram schools that your own youth are offing themselves
>> world class gaming entertainment
JRPG's and Nintendo are the laziest and most unoriginal developers ever
>> world class animation
Gotta agree with this one, desu senpaifam
>> world class automobiles
Kek
>> world class motorcycles
Agreed
>> no immigration problems
Yeah you do it's just that non-Japan born non-Japs are legally third class citizens and can only get jobs in the back alleys of your country
>> beer cost $2
Dope
>> legal sexual services
Iffy on that one
>> zero sjw problems
Yet you suffer in so many other key areas
>> legally own Sup Forums
You act like that's a good thing
By the way Hiro, shouldn't you be at work doing your 600th hour of over time? If you don't get back quick senpai will never notice you.
> lowest testosterone in the world
>> beer cost $2
Always liked you japs, however, your beer is shit.
why Tokyo gas moscot has ass on his face ?
Why do you have the best things but many men still have NEET lifestyles and the highest suicide rates?
guess what language you're speaking?
that's right
>checkmate non-americans
>tfw no jap gf
Radioactive shithole, gooks everywhere, no thanks. You got the best engrish tho
Try working there. If you're not working that hard at home it's because you're a fucking lazy cunt.
Wow you're from Canada? Please tell me about your country.
tfw no qt jsdf gf
Don't forget that the majority of women are virgins until the age of 30
muh kurisumasu keikis
>longest life span in the world
Yeah no shit, half your populace are above retiring age and your youth aren't fucking. Men jack off to tentacle hentai VR and women escape to the west and get white men
I'll look forward to living there when corporations and AI are rampant and we're forced into cyberpunk dystopian metros.
>Implying the western games industry is any better
Ever since the death of THQ and the dominance of EA, Ubisoft, and Activision the west has been lacking in creativity alot too.
Also Japanese made electronics are way better than Chinese crap electronics.
what does any of that mostly incorrect trite have to do with life span
How is this a bad thing though? By jerking 2D porn of you take power away from women, who desu are worse than niggers jews and fags in every way.
*Ahem
*Cough
Hong Kong has the highest life expectancy on the planet.
GTFO racist.
>less rural and suburban retards
>a problem
Pick one.
You forgot
>world class women
We dont live in a dystopian overcrowded megacity
We just live in a slightly less crowded dystopian big city
Your work culture is terrible though,you work long hours for little money, often have to take two jobs as your living costs are very high, get literally packed into trains, everyone is stressed and many are suicidal, you even have a special suicide forest
>most suicides per thousand people
gr8
>Suburbanites
>Retards
I would assume if you were wealthy you would have to be somewhat intelligent, and the wealthy overwhelmingly live in the Suburbs so they don't have to live around niggers.
When did you get here? You're not gonna be thinking it's all that great later, user.
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> world class gaming entertainment
JRPGs are shit and completely devoid of actual worthwhile gameplay outside of maybe SMT. The last worthwhile game to come out of Japan was Ninja Gaiden Black.
you forgot one
>most favored proxy (besides Best Korea)
For ugly autists that can't get their own woman.
Huh? I guess it's backwards in Canada, because here everyone from cities are treated as idiots.
>no gunz
>you even have a special suicide forest
I looked that one up. It's hillarious.
>In recent years, Aokigahara has become internationally known as one of Japan's most popular destinations for suicide, and signs at the head of some trails urges suicidal visitors to think of their families and contact a suicide prevention association.[3][4]
You forgot
>Capitalist nightmare
>Highest stresss and suicide (see above)
>Literally dying out (but prolly good because of the high pop)
>Created the most degenerate culture (weebs)
Yeah, no ,I think it's time for a new nuke
RIP THQ... Never forget.
Country people fuck animals and have no swag.
Your women don't even want to fuck you, your country is about to have a population implosion.
>best fukushima in the world
Missed one there.
>zero sjw problems
This is false. Japan's population decline is a direct product of western feminist influences. Sorry about that. Your people need to ban birth control and the employment of women, if you're going to get things back on track.
I could name hundreds of games that came out of Japan since then that were worth playing. I still prefer American games but the Japanese are a very close 2nd. also fuck slavshit games.
SOTC
Yokai Watch
Dark Souls
Nier Automata
The last Guardian
and several more.
richest middle class in the world, which is key to stable economy. Why we didn't get fucked in the 08' Financial class like everyone else.
Also gives use a lot of basement dwelling NEET shitposters who live off their parents income.
Japan has been caught lying on these statistic for literally decades. I've been to japan, you don't want to live in a place like that.
The people are mostly miserable, yet they defend the systems making them miserable if you point the problems out to them. Any one of them would cut their own mother's throat for a nice VP position in some shitty finance company, then work themselves to an early grave because they are so honorabru they don't demand time off or decent pay.
>Your country is the size of Rhode island, not tha thard to pull off
amerishart education
Guns are allowed, it's just the culture isn't so pro-gun and it's a bit restrictive in cities
>implying dipshits in the cities arent 90% brown
they are we call them citiots, they think they're smart but they're all commie liberals.
have fun in the apocalypse when you don't know how to live off the land and fucking starve you city dwelling beta faggot kek
Japanese women are shit. They are better than Western white women, but still shit. It is Japanese men who made the country a place alot of people would love to move to. Japanese men also are trying their damnedest to put their women in their place by ignoring them and trying to replace them with robots, and if you are a white man going there to fuck their women you are undoing all of the progress Japanese men have made in putting women back in their place.
Also, good job taking care of your commies japan. Wish we had the balls to do this.
>highest suicide rate
>negative birth rate
Do you think I'll trust a jew?
if doubles Japan will have breedable sex robots within 10 years and females become obsolete.
They literally don't want women
>implying Ukraine even has education
This. I know that Snowpointe City is as far north as Montreal QC and that Mossdeep city is as far south as Jacksonville FL is.
>hurr durr im so tough but im afraid of da niggers
Low test rural and subruban retards just cant cut it in the city. Sad.
I have a relative who works there on a visa. For natives their overwork culture goes beyond being productive. Either people work so hard they kill themselves or check out of society completely, forgoing things like dating and making a family or they end up sitting around doing nothing for 5 extra hours every day because it's an unspoken workplace policy that you can't leave at a normal time. It doesn't really breed productivity since you can actually get the job done during a 9-5 but have to "look" productive doing jack shit from 5-8 when the boss leaves.
The Chinese cartoons are pretty gud though, I'll give em that.
>YOUR country
>implying your not just there on an english teacher visa
Russia annexed their education
Pokemon map, top kek
>still no gf
>Implying City people are higher testosterone
They probably are both equal in testosterone, both very low, and this is a good thing as a high testosterone man is more likely to be distracted by vagina, while a low test man is more likely to see how useless and parasitical women are.
Your country is controlled by a crime organization, highest suicide rates, workers are well... worked to death, your food is composed of plastic noodles, and China would fuck you up in a possible invasion.
Must be fucking boring living in that safeplace weaboo island
Do you people ever take any risk?
At least I don't use space after meme arrows.
We can't just rape women Sadiq.
>Wanting something worse than a nigger.
...
I am just going to leave this here.
Don't need to rape them, they'll beg for your cock if they find you attractive.
>low test
kek
You need other people to provide everything for you to live but I "can't make it"
What would you do if the gov't collapsed tomorrow? I'd be perfectly fine.
1.500.000 of your citizens fleed your country to mine, can you say the same about your country?
"You're a white male!" guy gets me everytime kek
It's not fair
>10 US bases on my country
>Biggest USAF fighter squadron
>Biggest ADA Army Battalion
>China
Hm...
we bombed you
So what? Your country is worse, every way of life is controlled by them, at least we make attempts at fighting crime, your so called police ignores criminals when they're doing something illegal, every politician of yours has relations with them.
As a white person looking at Japanese, I think I understand what it's like for an above average black to look at whites.
The above average black must be really resentful that his coethnics are all savage animals. When I look at Japanese, I feel similarly. If only white people weren't retarded, we could have something like that.
yeah let's be serious here Japan is basically unofficial NATO, no one will fuck with them except maybe NK because they're just batshit.
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>my country
>implying you are Japanese
Being Dutch suffices for the Japanese.
Seriously. No weeb shit. Tourists from Japan come here all the time and they always gaze in wonder at us.
This is true for niggers, as they have a slave mentality and niggers have some good sense. White women on the other hand are raised with a Princess mentality where they assume that men should be waiting on them, or just because they are white women, they are better than white men, even though white women have done as much as niggers have to advance civilization and creative endeavors.
Don't act all uppity you fuckin rural retard. You can't even cut it in life without welfare and farm subsidies. Your way of life is inferior and irrelevant. You are a relic.
>Fukushima contaminated food, water, air, land, and beaches
Wew lad, enjoy cancer.
Doesn't mean shit, your american masters can't defend you forever, your JDF has nothing compared to the glorious chinese army.
Japanese women don't go aboard unlike Chinese women.
So they're safe because of their murican masters? Something to be proud.
>be japanese
>live in shitty economy
>study all day long
>work all day long
>live in a closet that you pay $1000/month for
>have no children
Perhaps the original Dark Souls instead, but damn did I spend hours on Ninja Gaiden Black. Prior to DS that game had the reputation of being one of the most difficult games on the market. Fucking rewarding too. Great ambiance.
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"Dutch studies"
You're basically gods to them.
>farmers are irrelevant
Yeah how'd that work for Mugabe? You are just another dumbass city faggot. You know you'd die without us kek. I don't need welfare lmfao.
same reason you're safe kek
>>live in a closet that you pay $1000/month for
Not even a joke senpai
Metal Gear Solid, any of them
> Government organ harvesting on the street
> Smog
> Rampant organised crime
No thanks Jappy.
> Inb4 hurrrr das china!
I've been to Jap land and know these things happen.
What? we got two bases and that's it. We, included your country, have working armies, and not some shitty self defense force.