>Horrible at talking to women. >Decide I need to practice. >Contact local Mormons, missionaries agree to talk. >Arrive at church, three smoking hot blonde hair blue eyed women. >"Hi user, so you wanted to talk about our Lord and savior?" >"Y-yeah." >Talking about Joseph Smith, God and stuff, I can't stop looking at their legs. >One of them starts crying tears of joy talking about being filled with the spirit. >For some reason this is a turn on and I have a raging boner. >They ask me what I think and I talk about how maybe the universe is a simulation and I can see how it could be good. >The look of pure confusion on their faces. >Went home, jerked it thinking of hot Mormon chicks.
So I think I'm going to become a Mormon Sup Forums.
Do it for the sake of fucking girls and having white kids
Jaxson Reyes
How can thumbs up this post?
Aiden Johnson
Post this on /r9k/. The replies will be gold.
Joshua Bennett
You get many wives in Mormon so once you collect enough you can turn them in for a trap. Best selling point of Mormon.
Justin Collins
>he didn't take pics
Mason Ward
I am also dating a mormon qt3.14 user, shits great.
I feel like I want to infiltrate their church and push for a next Crusade though, they seem like the only least-cucked christcucks left. Plus thr church has enough money for a small army
Thomas Johnson
this is a standard Mormon technique. none of these women will ever sleep with you, though they will pretend they will.
Michael Green
google "flirty fishing"
Brandon Martin
they'll let you fuck if you get married to them
Grayson Jackson
>brownie points
Hunter Gray
what?
Jason Taylor
i said brownie points
Christopher James
did you get this from wikipedia? What the fuck are brownie points in the context of Mormonism? Who uses brownie points unironically anyway?
Parker Ramirez
christ you're retarded.
Maybe you should parade the leaf flag instead.
Hudson Foster
>I'm ok with this bait
Michael Morales
I-I'm retarded? I just don't know what's going on is that a fake article?
Noah Hill
>look around for local cults >allow myself to be succed in >cut all contact with said cult >move onto the next one >repeat
Are there any flaws to my plan other than risking eternal damnation and/or being used as a human sacrifice by angry occultists?
Kevin Scott
Just try to avoid any preaching the return of the dark gods.
Jackson Butler
when don't you google "flirty fishing" then you mong
Julian Lopez
Its the same thing in pic
Jaxon Lee
Ahh don't fall for their bull shit. 19th century religion. Really?
Chase Gonzalez
why americans doesn't know how to talk with women?, i literally never heard about this problem in deprezuela
Mason Reed
It's because no spaghetti ever falls out of your pocket because you are too poor to afford any.
Luis Cruz
This.
Michael Murphy
Some of them can be very violent. Masons are supposed to cut your tongue out if you leave.
Asher Murphy
>tfw Mormonism is so anti Christian it believes that God was once a man but through the practice of Mormonism thousands of years before it was invented ascended to be God of his own planet Do you have no integrity?
Leo Myers
nice comeback, but what if i tell you i'm a women?
Tremble, now you can't defend yourself
Isaiah Richardson
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Connor White
Mormonism is the the white races salvation; multiple wives will get the birth rate above 2.0
Luis Morris
If you are a women can you be my anime gf pl0x?
Lincoln Hall
Porque nosotros aren't all ciudad rapists, como ustedes.
Blake Stewart
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Colton Cook
mormon's cant have caffeine or alcohol or nicotine.
on the plus side, they keep stored dry goods to survive a year so....
Colton Jenkins
>but what if i tell you i'm a women? Conoces las reglas >Tetas por favor
Cooper Diaz
>David Berg They really like to destroy women and sexuality i will give them that
Ryan Nguyen
how will they know I have a drugs hidden and go to the shed to "work" on my tools?
Landon James
Don't be so anti-semetic! Not every jew is a bad jew!
Jaxon Lewis
i can't afford a camera :(
Evan Fisher
HONORARY FUCKING LEAF
Jeremiah Perez
i fucking love this place
Caleb Adams
Most are too busy being degenerate. It would be otherwise unthinkable to the average american autist that a woman is not either in the kitchen, on a march, getting an abortion, or getting gang-banged.
Hunter Nguyen
piss off dog fucker
Matthew King
do we want it above 2.0 though? I mean at how many billions of people on Earth (or a specific country/region) do we say okay we need to stop and just maintain 2.0?
Tyler Lopez
You know our ways well, Leaf. It seems that you truly are one of us.
Sebastian Powell
Pero no tetas mami? Timestamp missing too.
Angel Smith
T R E M B L E R E M B L E
Luke Martinez
We need to maintain our population with 2.0 while, ideally, creating the conditions in Africa and Asia for negative 20.
Julian Morris
>One of them starts crying tears of joy talking about being filled with the spirit. I wish I could be this oblivious
Kayden Ramirez
That's right, there were about six million good ones after the 40's
Joshua Jackson
Better than most religions. Have fun user. Try to subtly red pill all your new friends.
Adam Cook
Mormons are Zionist fags, they work close with the Jew
Jonathan Hall
>my pastor who is dependent on donations told me everything about another church so it must be true this is less than half true.
Henry Perez
Hi! few things to start off with
1.=] Yes, I replied you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =]
Zachary Taylor
Masons are also supposed to be a secret, lad.
Jordan Hill
Tetas y papel con tiempo
Jaxon Powell
>Trying to pick up chicks on Sup Forums
Jack Ross
You can afford a phone and internet?
James Lee
It's a meme you dip
Michael Cox
Must be the daughter of one of the commissars or whatever the fuck they have down there.
Jeremiah Watson
>whatever the fuck they have down there Nothing?
Hudson Torres
Mormons arent Christian find a real religion
John Cox
Mormons are like a cult. they have polygamy so one dude gets all the hot chicks. there probably already the wife of the same guy and you will be stuck with the ugly buck tooth step daughter.
Luis Nguyen
My post was too, checkmate faggot.
Christian Cook
Time to hire a lot of hookers and start an official religion.
James Parker
Mormons are a meme of a religion, but if you follow good values it might be ok
David Morgan
Such conditions can be created through extensive use of badly designed fission weapons. Or alternately, racially targeted viruses.
Luis Anderson
Shit OP, thats a great idea. I shall steal it and invade my local churches looking for quality women.
I still remember in youth all these girlies with their sandals on and their country tanned feet were delicious looking.
Christian Hughes
wait so the dude would send his flirty fisherwomen out to recruit guys by giving them handjobs, blowjobs, or sex?
Brayden Kelly
>brother Sam I need to fuck your wife it's okay though because god told me and I'm white so don't worry about it. >murmons are great, muh white race.
Latter day saints can be great people but in general they are not something to hold up as an example of preserving a strong society. During the election a number of Mormons showed sympathy with Islamic people who would be denied entry I to the country going as far as to compare this to the persecution the Mormons faced in the beginning of their church. They can build a great community and be smart and nice however when it comes to real issues the conclusion many come to is "Jesus will fix it" "no need to worry about it".
Adrian Sullivan
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Carson Butler
The women are nice. Too bad it's basically just freemasonry.
Jacob Ortiz
Hes speaking spanish, murder the fake american trash
Andrew Jones
Michael Valentine Smith?
Blake Williams
Mormons are pagan scum.
Alexander Hernandez
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Hunter Gonzalez
If by fake American you mean white, then you might be on to something.
Nathaniel Hernandez
They are also working hard to bring as many rapefugees into Europe and the USA as possible.
Bentley Lee
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Evan Walker
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Lucas Scott
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Jaxon Cruz
>Not recognizing stale pasta
Fucking wew
Hunter Hill
Newfag dedicated!
Ryan King
>Not recognizing the even more stale response Top wew lad.
Jose Barnes
>So I think I'm going to become a Mormon Sup Forums. Fake your conversion and be the Mormon asshole who needs to be fixed from your life of drugs and you will get laid.
Whatever you do do not be the mormon nice guy in any way.
Carter Young
lol mad that mormons want jews out of everywhere else and back in israel
doesnt realize that we believe that ephraim (white people) are supposed to be gathered in the united states to build Zion (white people Israel)
we believe that defending the constitution will require us to fight at some future point.
the biggest problem is dumb ass white people wont take 5 minutes and listen to the message
if there is a more pro white and anti degeneracy religion, i have yet to read about it
Jason Taylor
lol using anti mormons jew books against mormons
we have enough skeletons without this jibberish
quit giving your pastor money for books
instead read up on the actual controversies we have
Ethan Hall
stop pretending to be a girl
Adam James
>(((Ezra))) slams communism why are (((they))) sending such mixed messages?
Jaxon Diaz
can you read?
the statement specifically stated to help them as much as they could, not to let them immigrate into a country
if you think mormons aren't aware of the threat of judaism, islam, degeneracy and catholicism, you haven't been paying attention
the problem is the other white churchs have their pay to play pastor dicks so far up their ass they cant see the forest for the trees
we believe in the synagogue of satan claiming to be jews via communism, we believe in false christianity covering the world via catholicism and its support of mobsters and boy raping, and we believe that mohammed and sharia law are a terrible threat to the US Constitution which we believe is a sacred document
Matthew Gonzalez
Mormons have the best girls. Blonde haired blue eyed big titted girls.
Going to University of Utah was great
Nathaniel Allen
I like the Mormon mythology surrounding a white claim to the Americas and a white homeland. I think it gives Mormonism a darkhorse potential for most viable white ethno-religion.
Thing is, you know those are fringe beliefs in Mormonism and getting it to stay focal within your own flock is as much of a challenges as evangelizing to base christcucks outside the fold.
Jayden Cox
Secret queers.
Mason Taylor
Ezra being a jew? lol
Mormons are misunderstood by most of the white world because of all the pay to play fake religion faggots
Im not talking about the 7th days, the lutherans, or any of the cool protestant religions
When you are white peoples last chance, do you broadcast that to your enemy that owns all the banks, all of the media, who colludes with all the extremists, etc.?
No you keep it on the down low and hope some white people get their shit together
Here is a hint: Mormons have the only food manufacturing and distribution system that isnt controlled by (((them)))
Dominic Williams
Are they down to fuck?
Aaron Brown
Plebbit has
Come to
Sup Forums please
Go back
Where you
Came from.
Michael Butler
absolutely, we have been penetrated by SJWs like crazy because these dumb ass white people havent lived in the ghetto with the other races
we believe in the 10 virgins parable where half the virgins fall away and that this will apply to our church
so just wait, as persecution builds against our church you will see the church shift back to a militant mode
we are the only major christian branch that believes in the defense by violence of our families, commnities, nations, and the US constitution
Xavier Morris
i dont think those bears want to fight
Christopher Richardson
Fucking mormons from USA everywhere.I found them even here.I thought they are american tourists(two girls) but they were talking about religion and God in bus with me.I told them im exprotestant and they invited me to their local house.I never came cos im atheist.