It's official

No space colony
He chose to eat from the tree of knowledge

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Countdown until she leaves him for another woman.

I'd let Amber Heard beat the living shit out of my cum soaked dick.

You can't be white nationalist and want to go to (((space)))

More like the tree of used goods.

Faggotry wins again.

>cucked by a lesbian.jpeg

Honestly guys what he did is possible by any of us. Just fucking work towards it and you will see results 100%. There are schematics for such things.

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>divorced 3 times in a decade
>up to your knees in alimony
>marrying another gold digger who fucked Johnny Depp's shit up
>nobody wants to buy your gay electric car
>regret selling paypal
>rockets keep exploding before they leave the launch platform
>company can't even turn a profit
>have to live of government hand-outs
>think you're Tony Stark when really you're just Brendan Fraser

Is there anyone more JUSTed than Elongated Musket? Someone photoshop the barber hair on him.

JUST

fund my unrealistic hype-projects from governemnt budget and make milenials and other retards praise me.

Brutal

Id be obsessed with banging hot chicks too if i were as ugly as elon musk

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Elon did it with other two blondies. He's creating aryans and doing his part unlike Sup Forums.

reminder that Elon Musk is Bob Page and is even doing cybernetic shit.

I thought Amber Heard ted liked to eat pussy?

Was that just a vicious rumor?

Hefty truth

Oh wait, that's Amber Heard?
Did she hear some more shekels drop out of cumMusk's pocket?
Wew

top kek, so true

Worth a read.

Looks like your typical Lilith at least.
What the hell is he thinking?

Good
you freaks deserve to remain imprisoned on this fucking rock.

The guitar one is inherently wrong

Is he dumb or something? She's 31. In about 4 years their looks go south pretty quickly. Should have gotten with a 31-year-old Asian. He'd have like, 14 more years of good looks

>ultra rich
>famous
>severely autistic
>hooks up with one of the Hansen brothers
So definitely /ourguy/?

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Here, take this. It's dangerous to go alone.

What are u guys saying about me?

>the tree of knowledge

On the contrary, he's sucking on the Bush of ignorance

nice, I'm in the clear

My dad works at Carl's jr. He said Elon came to Carl's Jr. one day and he was a real dummy.

Maybe he will dicorce her and get money from her for the mars program

lol that bio

It's the dumbest shit.
He could have had a better looking woman looking up to him like a god if he had not gotten a celebrity. Imagine the woo factor he could get out of just some hot non-celeb if he went full throttle.
He could have lived the KANG lifestyle and even be allowed other girls on the side probably. Instead he chooses this uppity lesbo.
What a retard.

reminder this is all Ayn Rand's fault for giving her the justification for being so ruthlessly greedy

You can't afford it.

>All I've ever needed is myself.
ah the mantra of the millennial

Fairly certain she's a succubus.

>gf is absolutely perfect with everything else
>she listens to jpop and kpop

Am I fucked lads?

>only two years with Deep

lmao

She craving that byc

>think you're Tony Stark when really you're just Brendan Fraser

Damn, mic drop.

I don't pay attention a lot to Elon Musk, especially with his love life? Can someone give me the story behind this? Why do I keep seeing threads about this? How is this politically related?

>Inb4 "Google".

Dude, it's funnier when Sup Forums explains shit lol.

What am I looking at?

some gold digger with the first overweight astronaut.

1. Daughters of single mothers.

Often means Daddy issues. And a mother who was dating a lot because Daddy was gone. Daughter grows up dealing with lots of tears and angst from a perpetually ditched Mom. And no good male supervision / role model. Some daughters of single mothers escape this (grandpa strong in her life; or a really good and stable stepfather before her wild years, maybe).

> #2. cutters

> #3. women with tattoos and eccentric piercings

> #4. women who have ever had an eating disorder

2-4 are self explanatory

> #5. Women who have had more than 5 lovers.

Studies have shown that a woman's ability to pairbond drops off significantly if she has had more than this. Which coincidentally matches Grandma's common-sense advice.

> #6. Redheads.

Hands down this one is the most controversial. To me it makes no sense, but I have never a redhead. Also, this probably refers to natural redheads.

> #7. Bi-sexuals.

Fun to sex with. A sheer disaster to marry. Avoid bisex women.

> #8. seems to be often about attention-seeking.

> #9. Weaboos and Wapanese.

Western women who live only to anime and Cosplay and who believe Asian culture to be superior in all ways

> #10. Victim women.

Not referring to women who have been victims, necessarily, but referring to women with a "victim mentality".

Women who need rescuing will carry that need with them from relationship to relationship.

>cutters

what is this

Nice to hear that, user.

>That little Niglet in the background.

Hahaha, I love how warped Sup Forums has made my thinking. I don't even need to see anything else with that picture hahaha. You can literally just crop her and her niglet's little head and it immediately explains everything hahaha.

Self harm.

Lots of pics on the 'net of cutters.

Way more common that I ever thought and I have dated women who used to cut.

People who commit self-harm via slicing their skin, wrists, ankles, legs, etc. to themselves for whatever reason that generally falls under a form of mental illness and disturbed thought processes.

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her face makes me thing she has a very tight vagina

>and it immediately explains everything hahaha.

Sadly, it kind of does.

Our queen

oh shit

>be a woman
>don't overeat and apply makeup
>never need to apply yourself, be an entrepreneur/philanthropist/build anything
>just hitch your saddle to a space horse and pat yourself on the back about how great you're doing in life
She's really just beeing herself.

I do consider myself redpilled and can see clearly through all that other bullshit and understand those points clearly. The only red flag on my gf is her music tastes.

I'm not baiting, but i recently found out she has a playlist on her youtube that has 42 videos of 90's R&B (nigger love making music), which actually concerns me much more now that I think about it.

The JPop and KPop doesnt bother me as much because she's not a total weeb. She's also a patrician in the books she reads however. I can see listening to some 90s rap to be mellowed myself... should I look past her non-white music tastes if her literature tastes are ultra redpilled?

emos

>warped
No, you've just become more efficient at drawing conclusions that weren't as obvious before.

I knew an "ex-cutter " who said the urge never really left her.

She would just get painful tats (e.g. on the feet) to compensate.

What's wrong with redheads? Replace it with fag hags

To add on to this she was a virgin when I met her, not into clubslut bullshit, and has matriarchal hobbies: knitting, baking, etc.

She is kind of a mongrel (only 75% white) however. Not into politics but she tolerates me talking about shit like french elections, important political Trump moves, and dropping nigger/kike bombs sometimes.

Bruh, I love my post-metal and atmospheric sludge; generally underground music that would never achieve mainstream play for being too obtuse for radio listeners; but I can't fucking stop listening to a couple Ariana Grande/Taylor Swift songs. And I also really like old Sarah McLachlan. Lord knows I'm not proud of giving these kike mouthpieces more ad revenue profit, but it could be that those are just her guilty pleasures.

Speaking of daddy/mommy issues. I am starting to think you can trace just about every issue with our generation to people having over-infilated daddy/mommy issues.

There was one half-breed or adopted baboon screeching on NPR about how she had mommy issues because mommy didn't do up her hair like her white sisters and because she got hand me down dresses like her fat older sister's. Another had issues with her black mother.

I am seeing if I can find the transcript because I dunno whf the show was about but jesus, it just gave me this epiphany that all this horse-shit we're dealing with is mommy/daddy issues rebelling against your parents.

source?

Studying Psychiatric Nursing right now.

Mental Illnesses typically fall under spectrums and, unfortunately, alot of them tend to stay for the rest of their lives. The goal for care is typically recovering as much as they can and coping with it in the pt's life, not trying to completely "cure" them.

i dont think we should colonize other planets if we cant run our own properly.

She probably has orders from the globalists to ruin him.

She will be hiding estrogen and poisons in his food. Introducing him with sex to femdom, pegging, gay porn, forced homosexuality, low self-esteem, self-hatred, white guilt and mental slavery.

By end of the year Elop will be another slave in their pockets, with all his assets seized for their world domination.

>dad
>works at Carl's Jr.
>admitting your dad works at Carl's Jr.
>Elon Musk eating there
>ever

WEW...
you're a fucking idiot

well, maybe she has something going for her, or maybe it's as much as you described.
Either way we can't tell without knowing her personally, and presumptions are very often wrong.

Married a ginger

>forever sad

>colonize other planets
We wouldn't really colonize other planets until we terraform them and find a way to sustain them without any help at all from Old Home Terra.

Otherwise they are just stable and really remote space stations.

Did it go to shit quickly user? Or did the pain linger?

Or are you still enduring it?

Thats what i think too. She doesnt stand up for niggers when i bring up the subject (about 50% through redpilling process and moved on to actually using the term 'nigger' when describing blacks in all instances) so I assume she doesn't have a black fetish.

Also, about 2 years ago I dated a woman who was however, dropped her like a rock so i'm a little paranoid:
>be 20 year old me, just started browsing Sup Forums
>date 18 year old
>at first she seeems, nice, matriarchal, a little liberal
>one day tells me she's a Wiccan, didn't know what it was until i saw a Sup Forums thread about it months after the fact. Didn't know its inherent connection with degeneracy.
>could tell she had been around the block but loved me for the BWC, also noticed she had one of those nasty gape vaginas (honestly had a pre-fucked gape that was the size of a nickel or quarter, starting to feel sickened and feeling this may not work out, but hey, maybe her disgusting slophole was just genetics?
>one day ask her what her fetishes are, I say Anal, she literally says to me in horror "Oh no, one time I DID ANAL AND THE GUY TORE A HOLE IN MY ASS"
>the most degenerate thing to say to a man youre dating
>then says "I'm kinda into black guys"
Dumped her next day, i remember her saying to me "user, i can really see you and me being together for a long time"

Thank God Sup Forums had already semi redpilled me by then, I probably would have voted Bernie/Hillary and have been cucked by now. I love you Sup Forums

Tell me about the girls you met in your life that had something going for them.

His ex wife was so hot. In that girl-next-door-doesn't-know-shes-smokin' kinda hot.

Her waist to hip ratio is amazing. I can't believe he didn't make babies with her

>for another woman
fp
bp

To be fair, he did marry her twice didn't he?

>so it looks like the fucker did try.

dodged an artillery shell there, congrats

yes, thank you for clarifying my own thoughts.

Just add loads of money you earned from starting paypal.

you definitely dont want to date a girl who dyes her hair red. really any dye is bad desu. its a rejection of your genetics

>#6. Redheads.

>Hands down this one is the most controversial. To me it makes no sense, but I have never a redhead. Also, this probably refers to natural redheads.

This is purely anecdotal evidence, so you can dismiss it if you want and I understand completely if you do. From my personal experience, Redheads seem to always be strong-headed and belligerent (yes, also including sexually aggressive).

I've met many Redheads and, strangely enough, they seem to have eerily very similar personalities compared to other Redheads and not women. I've noticed I tend to be more careful with interacting with Redheads compared to any other group of any other characteristic (even Blacks). They seem to get angry at the drop of a hat and they seem to always constantly talk about problems PISSING them off (never depressed, anxious, and etc.).

I assume being with a Redhead in a relationship means to expect a lot more arguments/fights. I've only every made out with one - she initiated the make out surprisingly.

what's your opinion on women who get blonde/brunette highlights? i don't necessarily see a problem with that hypothetically.

I'll just sort it out real quick:

type one, can't even listen.

type two, pretends to listen but provides no input.

type three, can provide active input and ideas during the conversation as well as ask questions afterwards.

Basically that's what I meant "going for her", being smart and actually interested in the shit that I think about or do, is a huge asset in the self-reflection field.

So yeah, I have a gf who's the the third type, and that's what I meant in "something going for her", a female who isn't only good for cooking, cleaning and fucking, but also a good friend of yours who can support topics you're interested in and actively participate in the conversation, that's about it.

What if I told her to dye it that color?

I really like that super dark crimson/burgundy/brunette coloration, it's not my fault that it isn't natural, or that it gets my dick all hard and shit.

She talked about how she was a virgin when they met too. Sad.
I see Amber doing some shady shit, like getting pregnant, taking Elon for all she can get and raising the baby with a dyke

It's a conspiracy to defund Elon when she divorces him a a couple years

>damn, Elon is such a beta weakling, I'm disgusted by him, but this is like playing a game on very easy, consider his money mine already

>#10

Should be changed more accurately to:

>"Clingy women who seem to constantly need reassurance and affirmations of love; possibly also needing to be constantly entertained by others and, by extension, seemingly incapable of entertaining themselves. Lot of examples similar to 'Ugh, I was so bored today until you came.""

A women needed to be constantly entertained and relying on you to entertain her is a ticking time bomb of infidelity.

exactly

That she's one of the hottest girls alive and if it goes south he can hit her up for a threesome.

I'm not sure if my gf is a 2 or 3 because I don't really talk to her. I don't need to burden her with my geopolitical fuming. I just recognize she's wife material because she has great work ethic and determination, lived in a Christian household with a father that supported her playing basketball for many years (team-building exercise), and is super white.

But I also haven't recovered from my phase of, nothing anyone says is really important, so there's no point in saying anything because nobody cares anyways; so to get anything out of me you have to troll me a certain way to inspire my passion which she has a certain penchant to do. I guess she likes listening to me rant but most of the time I don't even care to expend the mental energy needed to articulate my disdains.

That said, consider the type of people who pursue a career in fake relationships/personalities. I can't imagine a great many of them are actually genuine people.

My wife is redhead, am I being cucked Sup Forums?

>People can't have flaws you can legitimately criticize.

Dude has a self-destructive relationship habit. He's smart as fuck, but not wise unfortunately.

Bro, divorced twice and alimony ordered twice FROM THE SAME WOMAN. THE. SAME. WOMAN.

Now he's dating a women (only) well-known from a relationship where she got alimony from another rich guy and rumored to be a gold digger.

All your collective income ain't no close to his yearly income.
>IIT butthurst NEET who read Nietschze

You did good.

>Implying money is the only measurement of happiness.

Ironic implied from a Poo-In-The-Loo.

It is more important what they do while they are away rather than the type of music they listen to. Expand your horizons. Maybe not be a fraid to listen to some smooth jazz. Shit is amazing.

her eyes were too far apart