Brit/pol/ English Mattocks

>Froggylection
theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2017/apr/23/french-presidential-election-results-2017-latest

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

>UKIP are re-branding themselves as anti-Islamic, pro-British Cultural Nationalists
[YouTube] UKIP new Policy. British culture, British law, British language (embed)

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TEACAKES AND ANIME

My favourite joke was where he was doing a university talk and he started by mentioning he'd brought his own skim milk, and joked it was harder to find and less tolerated on a uni campus than cannabis.
I laughed.
Then I cried.

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PAUL JOSEPH WATSON FILLING IN ON THE ALEX JONES SHOW

TOMMY ROBINSON ON BETWEEN 6-7

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GREAT AND POWERFUL TOOL

Anyone else from an Overseas Territory here?

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Decided to give myself the afternoon off, and given that it's FUCKING SNOWING, have decided to shitpost in the warmth and drive my Warspite in WOWs.

I for one am very comfy indeed.

The link OP fucked up
youtube.com/watch?v=s3DhEUjYP_c&t=0s

Tell all, lad.

Christopher Hitchens was a sell-out who cucked himself to the Americans.
Peter is best Hitch.

t. butthurt sky fairy worshipper

>there is a white genocide

It's been bloody handy so far. Esepcially for a drunk purchase. Would smash shit with it again.

LARPING AS AN ARCHER WHACKING FROG KNIGHTS AT AGINCOURT/10.

Lovely bit of kit.

What's some Pompey-kino lads stuck here for three days, historic dockyard of course desu

ARE YOU ALL READY FOR PRIME MINISTER FARRON

>Tommy
Oh fuck yes

Reminder that Hitchens is right about everything.

Name one thing he's got wrong

He was pro-EU, as well. If only he knew...

ta.

Again? In English.

First time I've ever seen more than just the top 1/4 of him, amazing stuff.

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Kek

I hate that Hitch keeps acting like he's a modern day Cassandra, but I can't be mad because he IS consistently correct

not bad/10

Places to visit in Portsmouth lad

He's wrong that emigrating is a solution to our woes

We need one of these for Jezza that's just
>Double Agent
>Double Agent
>Double Agent
>Double Agent
>Dinosaur
>Oil driller

I have exposed you you filth cunt stink Anglos.

I know what you have inside of Gibraltar. I know what you have planned for the native Celts.
I am going to expose every last one of you for the blood drinking ghouls that you are.

Anything with the words
ROYAL NAVY in it?

>the tories will die in 2015
>we will never vote leave

Fucking kek

>we will never vote leave
He did revise that one about a fortnight before the vote

Does anyone have a schedule for the political programming on this week?

thetimes.co.uk/article/jeremy-corbyn-and-diane-abbott-were-lovers-70p983f0d5n

>thought this was a joke
>it's real

twitter.com/SinceWilliamos/status/856545028516311040

LADS.

Look at this fab plan.

they are jews user. they don't make it much of a secret, shame you have to be told. stop being so normie.

indy100 is buzzfeed, it's a sad end for a once respectable paper

The same thing happened in 2015, it didn't work

he thinks "racism" is bad

Fox hunting is too ineffective at culling
Better to dress them up as cows, and bring back foot-and-mouth

>"I have never even bothered to look at the demographic projections of Western nations"

Does this mean that Tim and Peter are fundementally opposed on their choice of milk? If that's where the battle lines are being drawn, I'm with Peter 'Full Cream' Hitchens. Perhaps he and Tim could put aside the rhetoric on milk and unite against the bum-driller menace?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39694417

MILKY SUURGE

Some leftie female shared it on Facebook, she's basically a communist and dumb as fuck. But also doing a masters in History...

Don't you suspect that many civic-nationalists are just playing it smart and avoiding blacklisting themselves from political discussion / getting turned into another Nick Griffin

Arron Banks isn't standing in Clacton after all.

order-order.com/2017/04/24/banks-bottles-it/

What kind of job should I get into now, to prepare for UBI?

Something than requires dexterity/working with your hands, because i'm never going to be a lawyer or a doctor.

>national services work fine for 50 years
>suddenly boomers grow old and get infinite free money promised to them on the condition they vote Tory forever

"Oy vey youngster, you don't want grandpa to starve do you? Looks like you won't get to have the free education or free healthcare he did, grandpa needs his indefinite free money you know. Can't just leave him to fend for himself can we, he worked 6 bajillion hours over the summerof 1965 to pay for his car, don't be ungrateful! We'll also have to let billions of young, fresh blood into the country to keep pensioners alive, I'm sure you understand.

Now get the fuck back out there and keep working goy, Grandpa needs his meds! You'll get to retire someday!

By the way, we're raising retirement age to 90."

Pull your socks and vote Tory young man, its for the best.

Baiting them with dead rabbit and then just shooting them seems fun as well.

I figured he only wanted to cuck Cuckswell, so makes sense

Just fuck my city up.

I'll regert this but why is being civic nationalist our current 2nd favourite meme?

How do you think each party leader likes their hot beverage? Let's debate.

Let's look at some standard History MA modules, shall we?

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UKIP aren't standing everywhere, are they? I think Nutall mentioned they haven't got the resources, so they'll focus on leave areas with MP's who voted to remain.

They're not going to run against eurosceptic Torie seats

Buy guns!

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Idk but it seems obvious to me that people like Nigel Farage and Marine Le Pen would not be able to gain as much support if they had an overtly racial message, as much as we might agree with it

SOON

>They're not going to run against eurosceptic Torie seats
Fug.

bzsically this tbqh

QUINTESSENTIALLY

>Gender and sexuality in Modern Britain

Jesus Christ, I thought history was respectable. So glad I do a STEM subject!

>America secedes 1776
>Britain invades during Napoleonic War era
>Controls American Capitol.

Why didn't the UK bother to annex? Did the Congress of Vienna not give Brits permission or something?

As a piping hot enema

I'm not that well-informed about British politics, so I'd like to ask you a question:

Labour is supposed to be a left-liberal party. Fresh faces, diversity, the whole nine yards.

How the fuck could they elect an idiot like Corbyn as party leader? How can they go into a general election with him leading? Don't they have some fairly literate Muslim academic or some other minority to throw in? How can they possibly expect an old, Marxist white cuck to be the face of fresh progressivity?

I thought they'd at least try their best to win.

How can anyone look at this Paki and, with a straight face, claim race is a social construct?

That makes perfect sense. The reason the right dropped so much in favour between around 1998-2010 was that the left made a lot of old right wing views basically illegal or at least social suicide to voice.

>911
>SOON

Honestly, on the list of problems this country has, Sadiq isn't even on the radar.

>I think that a group of people voting for Mass immigration and refusing to have more than one kid is the same as a genocide
>I think that white people should have no accountability. we oppressed and shieeettt
how stupid are you

Nothing of value

The legal status of a website like this must be dubious. Fucking with votes carries heavy penalties.

oi!

bin that mattock, m8

I was in Lahndahn last week.

Asked a cabbie what he thought of Sadiq.

He said who?

Literally who

he's a surprisingly big guy, 6'0+

i use a mattock/grub axe at work almost on a weekly basis. it's enjoyable

BREAKING: Police clash with Liberal Democrat activists in London.

>infowars literally selling tin-foil pockets for your phone

h-holy shit

Had a dream Lib Dems won 400 seats.

I hope I'm not a prophet.

>How was this even a choice?

Which are which?

Co-leader of the Greens so nobody relevant

Let's give it the benefit of the doubt. You don't think the changing attitudes to gender and sexuality over the period 1850 - 1968 are interesting and worthy of study? If you believe the trend to be a negative one, would it not be useful to study it?

Quick rundown Maygarbro.

The Labour party changed the rules on electing a new leader in 2013. Basically it went to the membership to vote. Lots of people signed up to vote Corbyn and fuck Labour's shit up.

Also, plenty of middle class virtue signalling liberals, like teachers and nurses, voted for him even though if they were honest they know they're doing just fine under the Conservatives. But voting Corbyn makes them feel warm, fuzzy, tolerant, progressive and superior to the average person.

kek

I fucking fought my way out of the blood refinery by tooth, nail and claw. I'm not going back there.

It's a good tactic 2bh, but UKIP is still standing in Clacton. I think Arron may have bought an internal poll and saw UKIP had no chance in the area if he was running, the media was already running stories against him.

What you doing to do, call GCHQ?

Honestly this Paki belongs in Kandahar with a full beard and an AK47. It's like he's been imported from the third world and plonked into the mayoralty of a (rapidly declining) first world city.

Look at his inbred face. His parents are likely cousins. Pure human trash.

The membership has been filled with lefty student idiots and old socialists, the kind of people who memed bernie in the US for ages due to £3 membership.

>How the fuck could they elect an idiot like Corbyn as party leader?
Because it was the Labour voters who decided, and Labour voters are largely out of touch, young, uni educated, champagne-socialists. Of course they picked the trot.

They're all probably taught in a pozz'd up fashion but only the options below sound completely awful:
>Gender and Sexuality in Modern Britain
>Nations and States in Transnational Perspective
>Thinking Postcolonially: Britain and Empire in the 19th Century
>Charismatic Cosmopolitans: Intellectuals and International Institutions in the Interwar Period

Real life isn't like eu4.

>Assault spork
Stand back lads - this man's not fucking about

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