Trump tells astronauts to get to Mars 'at worst, during my second term'

Trump tells astronauts to get to Mars 'at worst, during my second term'.

America, Fuck Yeah!!!

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/24/get-mars-first-term-donald-trump-talks-nasa-astronauts-livestream/

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>my second term

he's not gonna end the first.

why is that dipshit daughter of his sitting there?

Let's waste another trillion on another fake space mission.

maybe we should team up with the mexican space program and get there in his first term

oh wait, your country is a failed nation state that can't do anything right

I work on the Mars missions at JPL and our technology will hopefully help pave the way for this. The precision landing systems and terrain relative navigation are essential for making sure the humans don't land on a cliff or boulder and fall down.

> Picture I took yesterday at the family day

stfu, fag. she's hot as fuck

don't feel bad pedro, the US will need some janitors to keep the country clean while we are out space essplorin.

>but muh anti science!
Regressives BTFO

guess we won't be needin that international space flag after all.

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>mfw graduating in Aerospace Engineering next spring

looks like I'll have a job at NASA

and of course it will happen, because as we all know, trump is very good at delivering at his promises

Having lived through Bush Sr, Bush Jr, and Obama all promising various deep space exploration targets without ever delivering... I'll wait until the proper funding is in place. NASA doesn't even have an Administrator yet.

First thing I thought.

What a lonely life you must lead.

Get your ass to mars

Does he have some kind of magic wand? just wave and boom they're in mars.

Why is Ivanka always with him? Is (((he))) always behind him or what?

He came off as a jerk in that video. He had nothing positive to say.

>such a feat requires international cooperation

And Trump is ruining relations with Russia. What the fuck is he expecting?

You guys know NASA isn't going to let white males participate in the first mars landing, right?

I'd navigate the curves on that MILF on the right if you know what I mean

astronaut: "we recycle our own urine for drinking water."

trump: "well better you than me."

What did he mean by that?

youtube.com/watch?v=tN9KjO4keH4

>Trump tells astronauts to get to Mars 'at worst, during my second term'.

Not so fast Mr Drumpf. Elon belongs to me now........

because she is the eternal loli

Trump: "Get your ass to Mars."

He also talked about drinking pee in that video
"Better you than me" :D

If I were president I'd have my daughters over every day for sandwiches. I'd set up an Xbox in the Oval Office so they could get comfy with sandwiches and milk while playing Minecraft cross legged on the seal of the United States of America while I watched them play creative mode and did light work at my desk.

what a retard lol
we can't go to mars

keep dreaming the dream leaf

It's the only dream worth having, senpai.

He won't have a second term. He's getting impeached soon.

well of course muslims won't be going we're leaving you fucks here

NASA has never sent anything into space. They are a bunch of lying Masons. Look at this picture of the Apollo lander on the "Moon". It's made out of tin foil! The highest they have been, is with a high altitude balloon.

>Spacemex

We'll never need to build a wall around Mars.

I like this mental picture

thicc tether

Surely the pro-science democrat will support this... right?

>we need to build spacecraft as light as possible to reduce the amount of fuel we need
>LOL ITS MADE OUT OF TINFOIL ITS FAKE XD

Tinfoil can do anything fuckjob.

>make sure humans don't fall down
I fell down yesterday, you turbo faggot. How does it feel to know your entire life was meaningless?

>He thinks he can win another election while continuing the muslim invasion program and giving amnesty to illegals while pissing off his supporters by flipping them the bird at every opportunity

Unless he gets his shit together I'm writing in Ron Paul. Fool me once...

Look at that face, she's definitely in charge, and the Jews are in charge of her.

Yeah that's cool and all but he has slowed illegal immigration down by 70% so I'm not quite sure what you're so on about.

Nigger even at thirty percent that's still fucking hundreds of thousands of immigrants flooding in per year, maybe millions. Nevermind the fact that fucking leftist Ivanka is apparently deciding white house policy now.

>such a feat requires international cooperation

Just like the Moon Landings?

>And Trump is ruining relations with Russia

I thought he was a Russian puppet? Keep your story straight, you shill.

YEAHHHHH!!!!

>Keep your story straight, you shill.

Nobody called him a russian puppet in this thread except you, you drooling fucking retard.

How did you get hired and do they need more people?

We have NASAnons

it will be an all female and transgender non-white crew. and there will be epic words said when the first person steps on to the surface with their wheelchair.

>Look at that face, she's definitely in charge,

Yeh I like it, and she gets along with Merkel too. You Brits are so fucked haha.

NUCLEAR THERMAL ROCKETS WHEN

> My second term