Sleeping Position

Sup Forums, what is the best position to sleep in?

>inb4 gay etc etc

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this is in Sup Forums, why?

laying on your chest with one leg up is the most redpilled

On your side, superior cuddling physics.

What a way to fuck your supraspinatus.

On the back

in a chair with your gun ready

With your white gf

Sometimes I get sleeping paralysis if I sleep on my back or if my arm is behind my back.

chill my lithuanian bro, I don't sleep like that

>supraspinatus
In english please, fucking gypsy.

On the side, hugging a large pillow and pretending that you're spooning your girlfriend. Always does the trick for me

How the hell do you sleep on your stomach? That must hurt so bad.

this

I've been sleeping in my stomach the past 3 years and i have no issue

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It doesn't. Unless you're fat as fuck.

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This. Whenever I happen to wake up in the middle of the night, it's from pain because I rolled over onto my stomach and my erection is bent in half.

>can't sleep on your back
>sleeping on the side triggers ohshitImfallingoutofbed
Laying on your chest, with your head to the favorite side is the best. Or fetal, if you are sad and lonely.

those weebs were right all the time
being surrounded by pillows is the fucking best, even if they don't have anime tits on them

I sleep like pic but without the pillow and arms placed next to my body.
Anyone like me?

whats wrong with his feet?

>pillow under your head
>not under your shoulders/neck
Enjoy your neck herniations.

Sleeping on the right side master race reporting in

My left side isn't as comfy idk why

Any other position is shit tier

But how? Even if you're not fat, doesn't it hurt to sleep on your chest?

On the side, supported by pillows or the wall if your bed is in a corner.

I don't get sleeping paralysis at all anymore

I've learned to hotwire it into auto lucid dreaming mode

I mostly only sleep on my back these days, best way imho

in a coffin

not at all, it feels more uncomfortable to sleep on your side or back.