On that long message, there was no ending tone for the "emergency broadcast" I'm not gonna say 100% checked but still kinda suspicious
Matthew Thompson
That flotilla of capitalist McDonald's magik approaching.
Jack Gomez
This isn't really that unusual. During the beginning of the cold war, Portland ran citywide drills and determined that they could evacuate the entire area could be cleared in like 20 minutes.
Also, a 10kT device isn't really all that impressive. The blast radius would be something like 2 kilometers if detonated in the air and significantly smaller if detonated on the ground.
Jordan Edwards
trump has exposed himself as a zionist jew. this war is going to be a big mistake.
remember when we were positive Iraq had WMDs and overwhelmingly supported the war? you guys are willingly swallowing the blue pill just because your meme candidate is the one giving them to you. you all need to go back to plebbit.
Camden Bailey
NUKE SAN FRANCISCO KIM I FUCKING HATE THESE DEGENERATE BASTARDS I DON'T CARE IF I BURN WITH THEM
Jose Smith
Mfw
Nicholas Phillips
Ahh portlander....
if you think you can escape on your ONE road to eugene...maybe. GL HF. Sides. I don't even think kim jong knows portland exists.
Some of you guys are okay. Don't go to North Korea tomorrow
Gavin Bennett
Mfw
Isaac Jenkins
Nope, I'm from Detroit (near Selfridge Air Base and also home to Detroit Arsenal), so definitely a target.
Luckily, I have a brick home with a finished basement which would provide somewhat decent coverage from radiation, and I love Costco shopping to save money so I have like 30,000 kCal worth of canned and dried goods.
The hardest trick would be keeping the water in my washing machine/laundry tub sanitized because I don't keep chlorine tablets on hand, nor do I have any proper filtration devices in the house.
>All 100 members of congress There are 535 seats. I assume you mean all 100 Senators, though even then, I'm under the impression that Sessions' seat has yet to be filled.
>Implying that 10kt nuke is going to be used for blast damage instead of an EMP blast that would cripple the country Hope you enjoy your shitposting while it lasts.
Elijah Sanchez
Nigger the US has been building bigger and better homes well since we moved to vinyl and other plasticized construction methods. Just because your shit country is still living in 1800 era hamlets it doesn't mean we all stood still.
David Sanders
Sad to say, but yeah.
Christian Allen
/comfy/
Adrian Jones
Fuck off with your fake happening. It's not happening until america is in ashes nigger.
Kevin Brooks
You'll know something is up if you hear "Foxtrot Flash, Foxtrot Flash" or "Klaxon, Klaxon, Klaxon" (the words said, not a Klaxon) on HFGCS.
Logan Morgan
>All 100 members of Congress >All >100 Wew Lars.
Ayden Martin
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Cooper Reyes
>hahah, no digits >1953 >FUG
Zachary Clark
It's the year the Korean War ended.
Josiah Butler
holy hell. a city wide wake up alarm at 5am? NK deserves a thorough carpet bombing.
Carter Rivera
Nothing will happen Nothing ever happens when it comes to North Korea
Christopher Bennett
>Code assasinate DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE US >ON THE 26TH >THIS IS OUR PLAN
Fucking stupid.
Landon Evans
>Restraining Trump
How are they going to do this?
Elijah Allen
How far reaching do you think that EMP blast is going to be? It hasn't been two decades since there was a power outage that knocked out the entire US northeast with swaths of the midwest and yet somehow we managed to make it as a country into present day
Julian Cox
USS Ohio is lurking out their too. 2 SSGNs in the area, at least one CBG moving in.
It's getting cold, isn't it?
Bentley Lewis
10kt are not enough to create an EMP.
Also I doubt NK has the means to bring their shitty nuclear devices to the height needed for an effective EMP.
Best what they could hope for would be a ground level detonation with wide spread contamination through fall out.
Blake Parker
relax guys its just a coincidence haha
Caleb Wilson
Who the hell is going to fight the war? I feel like this is an excuse to ship off just enoug white people to have sjws and the like take control
Hunter Lewis
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John Foster
It's April 25th, Armed Forces Foundation Day. Big holiday.
Trump spoke openly about sanctions on North Korea today. This is what it's probably about, I can see some cooperation with China happening, even they're getting sick of Kim's shit.
25th Transport Division moved 100 tanks from the Port of Pyeongtaek north on rail.
James Flores
>Propaganda poster from the nascent stages of radar and submarines
Leave.
Jackson Sullivan
SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKHA
Hunter Gonzalez
So you want the enemy to intercept our soldiers?
Kill yourself, you fucking traitor.
Liam Robinson
This will calm you down Bob
Jaxson Diaz
>Sanctions talk >Requiring top military advisors ?
Anthony Evans
Just making screenshots of all these threads so I can post them the 29th.
Charles Gomez
Just to reach the US, wouldn't the norks need rockets that reach suborbital altitudes? This is assuming no submarine launches, of course.
Zachary Reed
All options are on the table.
Isaiah Brooks
One of the last countries free from the globalists Jews will come down. North Korea is by no means perfect but ultimately they are not tied to the global monetary system. Thus as Americans, we dutifully fulfill our role as cannon fodder for the Jewish elite.
Benjamin Miller
Good bye faggots. Enough of those poo in loo jokes.
Gabriel Martin
>extreme pizza
I wonder if pedosta is coming for dinner
Carson Gray
Brace for aliens [spoiler]and disappointment[/spoiler]
Isaiah Martin
POO IN L O O
Jordan Ramirez
Don't let the floor shit you on the way out.
John Ortiz
>a small engine gee gr8 nothing says the element of surprise like crawling about like nocturnal lawnmowers at night
David Morgan
I think there's a cold draft coming through
Ethan Morales
MEIJER REPRESENT FELLOW MICHIGANDER
Juan Perez
Cheese burger dog will unite both U.S and North Korea in a feast for both countries
Easton Russell
313 here.
You can use one drop of bleach per gallon to sanitize water.
Look it up, I'm not trying to poison you.
Whoa, SSBN in Guam for the first time since the Cold War.
Fucking sweet.
Christopher Bailey
Why use humans at all? Just use robots.
Mason Reyes
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Ryan Turner
Thanks user!
Christopher Taylor
>Just use robots. Too loud, not as agile.
Ryder Hill
It is clearly kek trying to speak to us. The Korean War actually ended in 53'. There is no North Korea. There never has been. The communists lost. What we perceive as North Korea is in fact the biggest American military base in existence. There most of American nukes are held and ready to strike at any moment. All of the evidence that suggests otherwise is fabricated in Hollywood. Which means that the glorious leader doesn't shit because he is not a man but a character. When the actor dies they just make up an heir to the fake throne of fake Korea. With its research facilities and offensive capabilities present in (((North Korea))) the US cucked the USSR and won the cold war. Now in a desperate attempt to regain control of the region Chinks and Russians are trying to attack the place. The thing is that US is just claiming to be against NK. They aim to defend it.
Nicholas Phillips
your fucking insane
Hudson Bennett
I'll have what he's having.
Grayson Gray
>It is clearly kek trying to speak to us. >77
Is kek here?
Kayden Morgan
I think that's a yes
Julian James
If you're an "immigrant", be happy. Do your part, I've heard that service guarantees citizenship.