You encountered a lvl 9 SJW. What do u do???

You encountered a lvl 9 SJW. What do u do???

Revel in how well the Jewish Marxist brainwashing of the west has gone, and give my hands the ol rub.

Ask xir what it identifies as, and make my escape as it goes into a 20 second list of made-up words

Inform them that I'm a transgender who identifies as a cis white male, and that their presence triggers me.

Your strategy works and you successfully escape. However, while running as soon as you turn around the street corner you encounter an agitated lvl 17 SJW.

>what u do now boi?

i have a greater chance of encountering pikachu than that.
BTW.. TRIPS MAN

this

i use facts and logic to put it in trigger mode, then when it attacks i use my phone to call the police and report assault. police arrives and i win

claim to be a trans-nigger woman and therefore higher up the oppression hierarchy

Well you're in Serbia. I cant imagine I'd be easy encountering that highly leveled SJW's there

Good luck with that, I'm a level 85 Sup Forumsitician, so I redpill them with my mind powers before they even get a chance to talk or do anything.

Invite them on a helicopter ride. For FREE.

Roll stealth dice.
Also, checked.

Throw a babyruth and that motherfucker and run away.

Attack.

throw pie-grenade (its actually juts a pie)

>Call it "fatso"
>>"Hey, fatso!"

Shit tier US bar

drag into alley and shank it until it stops crying.

throw up from the smell.

Use my aura of extreme privilege, Turn SJW to repel or kill it

Eat a green blossom, spam R1, and loot their corpse.

A new SJW of unknown powerlevel emerges!

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excellent thread idea, seed to something great here...can make legit game threads with this

Fuck man. I cant type anything. Sup Forums think its spam everytime i type something probably this as well fuck this. Sorry folks

yes, ur right, in sweden and all around it its just 100% cuck and that

You win

No I don't go over there bro. Its too high lvl for me

>Walk right past them without acknowledging them. If they start to talk to me I just wave my hand and say I'm not interested in any of their literature and I don't believe in signing anything. Leave before they can say or do anything else.

or...

Take a large blunt or sharp implement depending on circumstances and quietly and quickly end it's life in as humane a fashion as possible in order to try and give it a small amount of honor and decency it was never allowed in life.

Sorry man. Every time i write something really elaborate it thinks its spam.

I just wait.
The meth and heroin will kill it eventually.

did you just assume your gender?

Join xher and go to destroy these CIS droids scum

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Cast "Detect Pronoun" so I don't offend it. If I fail to detect pronoun, throw down caltrops so I can make a getaway in case I guess incorrectly.

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I wouldn't want to hurt an elephant

En SJW elite brute enters the battlefield

Roll a strength check you need higher than a 15.

say "oh sweetie, i LOVE your glitter, its absolutely darling", break down barriers until Brute thinks it is safe, then make nice remark about hoping to catch up and flee.

Watch whilst it deepthroats the bat.

Flex a 'cep

fuck her in the ass

No objections. Fatty would still eat it though.

>her

Oh, sweetie.

Bigot

>user uses laugh
>its super effective

do a 360 and walk away

Perform a wis check to make it clear that although we are of different mindsets, we are both fighting for the same values.

If that fails, I use my brawny physique to challenge the fiend in combat.

Bring back my lvl 138 main

For some reason you are still walking toward him. He thinks you're coming in for a hug.

What you do?

/thread

>user uses man spread
>sjw is being crushed it can't move

>SJW in Morocco.
>People pass by acting a if he/she/it is a crazy person.
>Calls the plaque-doctor
>Goes to sector 36 (mental asylum) and disappears for 5 years
>Is released as a cleanesed un-cucked 0 degeneracy human being.
Keep them coming.

Punch him in the fucking throat.

Nothing personel kiddo.

IKNOW WHERE THIS GUY LIVES
I KNOW WHERE THIS GUY LIVES
IVE SEEN HIM IRL

If it swings a bat at me, I'm in fear of my life and I let freedom seeds do their thing.

>the ol rub

i just hate you people so much words and picture can't describe it, but i gotta hand it to you, when you people are funny, you are funny.

cheers

Just start totally fucking up their pronouns and being problematic af

Laugh.

What more can you do?

Blending in I like that

Tell the brute to step up

i'll just shove that bat up his ass and turn him into a popsicle

i'd stop and ask Benedict Dundersnatch for an autograph

YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

>offer free helicopter ride

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Cripple zit's privilege inhibitor

steal its antique dildo and beat it with it.

It would feel so good to gouge your eyes in but for now, I laugh.

>berate them for being giant faggots
>brain cells ravaged from hormones makes faggot unreasonably ass hurt
>me smash badman with hurt stick
>swings bat
>stab them with kabar

Nice trips. Assume the gender to reveal the weakpoint, then and only then will you open a door for them only to stab them with a broken bottle in your inventory from the antifa barfight in the previous episode.