So how long until Sup Forums realizes the green areas aren't actually Canada?

So how long until Sup Forums realizes the green areas aren't actually Canada?

Moncton NB is the most Canadian city of all time

canada is fake country

New Brunswick is the the literally who of provinces.

>leaf zones arent with canada
really makes you think

At least they have Moncton, PEI has LITERALLY nothing.

daily reminder

I see no reason why the US should't annex Alberta and Saskatchewan.

>Maritimers voting for whoever isn't currently fucking them over

Wow, really makes me think.

I've thought for a while that the US should annex all or most of Canadaland. Of course Quebec is likely to be the one province that holds out. Good. We'll take the other 9 provinces and add Cuba to the mix for a nice round number of 60 stars on the flag.

>American math

>his sausage fingers typed away furiously from his parents basement, pleased with himself that he showed those leafs who's boss

>t. Russian

As I said...provinces.
We'll have to merge a few territories in with the rest.

50+9+1=60
But I expected nothing less from a leaf

The free empire of Quebec shall prevail.

If you can't say Calice de criss de tabarnak proprely you can't be a free citizen.

cananada

You're thinking Quebec is going to hold out and fend you guys off? Not going to happen, you'd get 10 provinces and then add on Cuba for whatever reason and get a grand total of 61.

Hail to that.

>maritimers voting for whoever will feed them the most gibs
FTFY m'laddio

These provinces actually need gibs to survive since the Feds shut our industries down. Still don't get nearly as much as a certain province.

this I hate the east coast scots Irish

>this I hate the east coast scots Irish

What did he mean by this?

Well they're not really helping the oil patch at this point either. We're all fucked aren't we?

Please do it, I'm begging you

SAVE US

Maritimers are seemingly the only ones that want to work in the oil industry.

There's some Albertans who don't mind either.

Yeah some, but you guys always need that Eastern slave labour.

Canadistan in a few years

We are happy to do all the jobs. Maritimers just send their money out east anyways. It's bad for the economy

>Maritimers just send their money out east anyways. It's bad for the economy

God forbid people feed their families.

>Feds shut our industries

Because you sillies don't care for over-fishing and would keep going until theres nothing left to fish

And yet the Spanish and EU have free reign in the Gulf, great system.

Canada is just a long term practical Joke UK is pulling against the USA

Bring them out here - problem solved!

>wanting to live in Leafland

nah b'y

/northern peninsula/ here, can confirm we live on God's island.
fuck the mainland and FUCK canadian "people"

t. history bluff

Fucking leafs. This site should rangeban Ontario desu

Well fuck you both then! You're both pricks! Plus you talk funny

>northern peninsula

Meat Cove?

Not an argument.

'Magine

>Nothing left to fish
>In the ocean

Fuck yeah osti de criss de calisse d'osti d'chienne a marde

>finn
You wouldn't even be a country if not the russians.

daily reminder that Labrador is ours for literal eternity

Donairs are gross, and your women never shave their legs

And Stompin Tom is a Stompin Twat

...

I was in moncton for one night and almost punched a bull dyke feminist in the face. Fuck that place.

>Family owns a land north of Woodstock.
>I am a westerner

...

i take it you aren't very good at the whole intelligence thing?

Who cares who owns it. Ya know?

>mfw i have actually been to meat cove

nice place

The Atlantic Federation shall rise again!

There's plenty of fish in the sea, don't be a tapette

> Donairs are gross
>>>/turkey/

> your women never shave their legs
>>>/qc/

> And Stompin Tom is a Stompin Twat
Not an argument.

Not
An
Argument

Moncton is the asshole of the country

If god was gonna give Canada an enema, he'd shove the tube right into Moncton

Reminder that Quebec is a containment province

> Quebec then the other 9 provinces = 10
Cuba = 1
50 + 1 + 9 + 1 = 61.

Burger education on full display.

America should get a new hat; one that isn't a pussy.

If Quebec become an independent Country, I wish USA will "declare war" on it and take over.

Don't you have a dentists appointment to go to?

Only if they steam-rolled every fart-sniffing frenchman in that god-forsaken land

Trust me yanks, you don't want to deal with the Quebecois

Agreed, Anglo shitsniffers really despise talking to their betters

He said that "Quebec will be the one province that holds out" mean the one that doesn't join Freedomland. Learn how to read, chav.

Anglo sounds cool, I don't know why you guys use it as an insult to us. It rhymes with "hang low", like our nuts

it's the basic word, easy enough for anglo to understand.

anglo can't appreciate good expletives

Tabernac is a good one. I don't like the way yall smell, but the way you cuss is pretty funny

Daily reminder that Newfoundland's very isolated from most of the world's affairs and most Newfies still have a 70s-80s definition of liberalism. Most of them are completely unaware that modern feminism, nu-males, and mudslime invasions even exist.

There was absolutely zero sign that the codfish were going extinct off the coast of Newfoundland, though. The feds shut down the cod industry at the same time that there was growing Newfie nationalism in order to stop separatist sentiments (like "Free NFLD!" from gaining a foothold), by making the province a welfare province.

The Brits fish tons more cod than Newfies do and they never had to shut down their industry in their literal millennia of fishing.