I DARE you Drumpftards to defend this. I fucking dare you

I DARE you Drumpftards to defend this. I fucking dare you.

>Be conjoined twins
>One is legal one is not
>ICE attempting to deport the illegal one

Drumpftards are literally splitting families apart.

nypost.com/2017/04/24/conjoined-twin-sisters-face-a-new-fear-deportation/

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Drumpftards have nothing to say what a fucking shock.

>one is legal one is not
the article doesn't mention that, but who the fuck cares. the sins of the mother are visited on the daughters. they have to go back

They can both be legal in mexico

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>One is legal one is not
How the fuck did that happn?

They can stay... if they gib freaky mutie ficki ficki

the other one is an accessory to a felony; itself a crime. Her green card should be revoked; both are here illegally?

Only question now is do thy need 1 ticket or 2?

mom gave birth on the fence

How the fuck is one legal and the other one isn't?

one is married, one isn't

i kek'd

This is funny

marriage. most likely.

or one got approved, other didn't

Then it's clear that that one has constitutional rights and both can stay.

We don't split families apart, we send both of them

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inahles*

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHA

>One is legal one is not
Literally how
Theyre fucking joined together

are conjoined twins legally 2 entities? is there any precident for something like this?

if one killed someone, would they both be jailed?

The ruling of Solomon. Split them in half!

All y'all are like hell dumb...read the article for fucks sake!

Nice digits
Cut them in half

>One is legal one is not
There was a king in the bible who knew how to solve this sort of problem. Cut them in half. Deport the illegal corpse.

How is that even possible? One just didn't bother to sign become a citizen with the other? Lol what?

Also classic case of lefties using some bizarre and incredible minuscule example to overturn a policy

>oh look one freak has some crazy unique issue with the new immigration policy, we should just throw out our plans and let everyone in!!!!!!

If the one you are married to wants to fuck but the other one is married to your bro, did you just fuck his wife? Also if the one says no, but one wants to and tells you to just go ahead, is it consensual or rape?

They count as 1 person you idiots.

HAHAHAHHAHA

Aiding and abetting in a crime is against the law. Bitch has been feeding and housing an illegal. She needs to go back.

/thread

The article doesn't say anything about either of them being illegal you fucking nigger.

HOLY FUCKING KEK THIS CANT BE REAL!

They're both "married" to the same guy.

Surgery to separate them isn’t an option. Both >Carmen and Lupita each have their own heart, lungs and stomach, but they share circulatory, reproductive and digestive systems. If separated they could suffer from neurological problems or death.

2 stomachs, one arsehole.

They also share a bloodstream. Which means that if one of them is thinking something really exciting, the other one will feel the adrenaline spike

Ever think they make-out with eachother then the other twin that controls one hand, masturbates themselves while the other acts like it's some1 else.

Idk im high and horny

Do they fug?
I want videos dammit

So all I have to do is stitch myself to a citizen on vacation. Cool. I'll keep that in mind.

>two heads
>one vagina
Terrible deal

Easy fix,

Construct a house on the border and have one live in one half and the other live in the other half

>if one killed someone, would they both be jailed?
DEATH SENTENCE FOR THE MURDERER

See

And the other doesn't so they both have to leave. Hmm, who would come up with such a ridiculous "argument"? Oh, that's right (((Hungary))).

Imagine having a threesome with the Beaner twins and the Hensels...

Hnnnnngh

It's a shame polygamy is not legal because formally one of them is not married.

We could plant one row of lettuce on each side of the border, too.

Then they'd both have a job.

>Not wanting a double blowjob
Is it actually a 3some or a 2.5some?

That's a real life Ettin.

Step aside, I'll handle it.

OP made it up

cut them in half, after they die bury one in mexico and bury one in america

But Carmen and Lupita Andrade, now 16, who moved from Mexico to the U.S when they were babies, face a new obstacle — fear that they may have to leave the country.

Surgery to separate them isn’t an option. Both Carmen and Lupita each have their own heart, lungs and stomach, but they share circulatory, reproductive and digestive systems. If separated they could suffer from neurological problems or death.

OP is a fag.

nobody responded because they're busy reading the story

Some of the butthurt is real....

...

cut them in half, problem solved

Remind me again what the hell was attached to that hook?

HAHAHAHAHA THIS CAN'T BE FKING REAL

they have the same body type as Sarah Silverman

Both can go or stay and enter circus..

This every time someone whines about "splitting families". If the legal ones dont want to go back to Mexico with the illegals that's on them, they're splitting themselves up.

>cojoined twins
>one is legal
>one is not

Wrong. Both are illegal. One is an accomplice.

I believe that was Homer's improvised "anchor" for the out of control monorail

So there's this woman right
Well it's two women in one

Split the child in half. The true country will not want it split in half.

Hahaha

Third post best post

>Siamese in agriculture work

That is fucking genius! Use all hands!!!

kek

This. One of the golden age episodes.
youtube.com/watch?v=5GcJsgqfxU8

Quads of truth

SOLOMON says "cut the bitch in half"!

Yacos

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

those gymnasts are pretty cool.

One of the rare times where the word "literally" is used correctly.

You mean they can both live on top of the wall?

>one is legal one is not

Literally how?

Here's a question: what happens if one of them commits murder, in a death penalty state?
I suppose the other would be an accessory?
Also this reminds me of leftwing use of transgendersuch to change laws. "Look, your law discriminates against this 0.01%, get rid of it"

>conjoined twins
>one is illegal, one isn't
That doesn't make sense.

lol

I suppose only one of them asked for legal citizenship, and your bureaucrats never got the bright idea to ask what to do with the other one before they granted it.

isnt it obvious? just deport them both? and literally how the fuck is only one illegal?

>genetically gifted by 4 arms to pick potatoes more effectively
>only use 2 like the lazy spics they are

they need to go both

>one is married

how?

this is fucking retarded. how would they even do this? either both of them stay or both of them leave.

AAAHHHHHHH MONSTERS

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAJHAAHHAJSKAHAHSJAHHAHAHAAH

Holy shit this is the funniest fucking thing ive read in a long time

This is that one moment when abortion seems okay. I would put a shotgun upto their chest and BLAST EM TO BITS

deport the one and shoot the other, its harboring a forgin fugitive from the law anyways.

and just who is paying for their hundreds of thousands in medical bills? and their $10,000 per year (each) schooling?

holy fuck let them stay for science sakes

the one on the left.

I'm still keking
Ppl actually think ones legal and the other one isn't !
Kek !

its all a bit weird innit?

Ccccchecked those quads

Find spatula
Wedge spatula until pop! sound
Problem solved

What do you get when you breed and octopus and a Mexican?

Pic related

Get that mutant mongoloid the fuck out of your country asap.
They can both be legal in Mexico.

>Rare conjoined twin sisters living in Connecticut successfully fought for their lives after a doctor told their parents they would only live to be 3 days old.

lel what fucking crops are they pulling in Connecticut? This is their backyard garden isn't it?

>One is legal one is not

Nice to see OP is making shit up to bump his thread as usual

Cut them in half
Leave the legs and pussy here
Send the two heads and torso back to mexiland

Criminal trespass on Railroad right of way

break the law, get deported

you have to go back