>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it
>crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL
>"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!"
>crowd erupts into a frenzy
>electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution
>the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this
>"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!"
>chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse
>suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!"
>the music stops
>the crowd turns immediately silent
>"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!"
>A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races
>"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!"
>deathly quiet tension in the air
>suddenly somebody starts chanting "Hate facts, hate facts, hate facts!"
>the crowd joins in
>they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder
>a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege
>this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb
>as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool
>the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood
>in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter
>crowd cheers at this spectacle
>Bill Nye shouts, "That's science!"
>roll credits
Nyeposting
Kek
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That was so kek my face melted
Nice
>the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this
>a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege
>bill in reverse is llib
>Jewish propaganda
Good Christ please tell me that this is not real and if so pls almighty autists link it
This is my new favorite meme
holy shit OP
Fuck this makes me miss
>LITTLE
posting
Someone post the one where he shoots the climate change denier pls
Holy fucking kek my sides
>It's season 3 of Bill Nye Saves the World
>The highest rated show ever
>The show is so successful it has ushered in a new era of prosperity for the United States
>The roaring 20s are happening again
>Season 3 has been great
>Everyone loved it
>99.7% of American households report watching it
>Religion has been wiped off the face of the earth
>Climate change is real and everyone donates to the Bill Nye Fund to help stop it
>The US government formally recognizes 853 genders, with more added virtually every day
>Trump got lynched last year, and now-president Degrasse Tyson personally held the noose
>The audience holds its breath in anticipation of the season finale show
>He enters the stage
>Crowd goes wild
>400 babies are conceived and immediately aborted
>"Who's ready for some science?"
>Collective orgasms can be heard across the country
>"Because today"
>World peace would have happened if it wasn't already a product of the show by season 2
>"We"
>The crowd prays to nothing in thanks for this gift
>"Are talking about"
>A Mexican family vaults the border wall as ICE agents cheer them on, the show playing on a massive TV screen embedded in a nearby hillside
>"How race"
>The four remaining Christians in obscure parts of the world commit suicide
>"Is actually not real"
>The 104% LGBT crowd gives a standing ovation
topkek
seems like the memes of mass destruction have found their next target
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Holy shit thats a good ass meme
this isn't even funny
you just put a ton of buzzwords together
Bill Nye has ushered a new era of memes that will acutally cause the Earth to turn into a icecube.
Holy shit this is the gayest strawman I've ever read.
>chanting "Hate facts"
Really? This is how you Nyepost? Do a better job. Use things he actually said or did. There's enough.
Fucking retard
Hello BNDF
>triggered science worshippers
Good but you missed
>now thats a message i can get behind!
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Its a Sup Forums cross board meme that follows the tradition of dystopian theater posting, baneposting and Sup Forums dystopian future memeposting.
lrn2fuckinmemekids Sup Forums is a board of peace
clmthefkDbruh
babies are conceived and immediately aborted
lost
We have an actual retard with us today boys, everybody say hi
>gender is like autism, it's on a spectrum
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Are you 13
loled
Hi BNIDF, enjoy your stay
Fellow antifa here. Yes it's mean, but you have to admit it's pretty funny.
> Bill holds up an Erlenmeyer flask. The audience ooohs.
> "Now this might look like water, but it's actually an aqueous solution."
> Audience starts clapping
> Electronic dance music starts playing
> Adam from the mythbusters comes out on a scooter with colorful beakers and a lab coat.
> Bill and Adam start dancing with beakers, audience cheers
> Record scratch, music abruptly stops
> Zoom into Bill's face, "Now let's get serious folks."
> "Can you believe there are still people who believe in God, and not climate change?"
> Audience erupts in laughter, more applause
> "... and do you believe there are people who still think there are only two genders?"
> Audience is now dying of laughter...
> "Folks we have a very special guest here today to tell you why space is WOKE!"
> Neil DeGrasse Tyson comes out in a space suit
> Audience furiously clapping now, can barely contain themselves
> Tyson: "The potential for life is everywhere in the universe, Star Trek and Star Wars could be real!"
> Audience hands are now bleeding from all the clapping.
> Bill: "Well that's all the time we have today, join us next week when we tell you more about why science rocks!"
> Electric guitar solo, audience starts chanting aggressively "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!" Their claps are now full repetitive nazi salutes.
> Bill rides onto stage on a tandem bicycle alone
> Crowd laughs
> "HOWDY FOLKS, ARE YOU READY FOR SCIENCE?"
> Crowd says "YAAAAAASSSSS"
> Adam Savage from Mythbusters is in the background throwing vinegar into a paper machine volcano with a disco ball spinning above him
> Bill cracks a glowstick
> Audience begins clapping and says ooooohhh
> Adams volcano stops erupting, his smile disappears and he looks worried
> Audience in unison goes "awwwwww" in disappointment
> Bill looks furious with Adam. This isnt the first time this has happened.
> Adam looks scared, has bruises on him.
> Bill walks over and starts beating the shit out of Adam Savage from Mythbusters
> "Folks there is only one thing I hate more than CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS" he says in between open hand slaps
> Crowd is nodding their head in agreement
> "I fucking HATE bad scientists!"
> Adam Savage is uncontrollably sobbing under his desk.
> Bill Nye lights a snake firework on the stage and the audience claps furiously while chanting "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
EPISODE 4
> Sneaky music comes on
> Bill tip toes out from behind the curtains around the stage.
> The audience says "Huhhhh??" in a collective gasp, not knowing where Bill is.
> Bill is in his Nyddler outfit, what could he be up to?
> Tip toes behind little 8 year old girl in the crowd.
> Bill taps her on the shoulder and she turns around
> "ITS SCIEEEEENCE TIMEEEEEEE!", Bill says as he punches the little girl right in the nose, breaking it
> The audience gasps as the girl screams, blood splurting from her nose
> Music suddenly changes, whats happening? Bill is transforming
> Bill rips off the Nyddler outfit and reveals his classic Bow Tie outfit
> "Ooops! That was just my body was identifying as the evil twin, The Nyddler! Science folks, science!"
> Bill begins to laugh and the audience laughs with him and begins applauding
> Electronic dance music comes on, and Bill dances his way back to the stage
> Record scratch, cut music, zoom in to Bill's face
> "Lets get serious!", Bill says as he turns his head sharply towards the camera
> Bill pulls out out a torch and lights a flame
> "This may look like a fire, but its actually a result of a chemical reaction!"
> Biiiiiig ooooooohhhh from the audience
> Electronic dance music comes back on
> Bill freezes, then throws the torch to the side
> Bill begins dancing, as the torch lights part of the set on fire
> The crowd gives standing ovation as they chant "BILL! BILL! BILL!" (The little girl still bleeding)
> Members of the audience begin to catch fire and die as Bill is dancing away in the back
> The audience, despite being on fire, continues to clap and chant Bill!
I recently watched that youtube video called something like "Science Q&A Twitter with Bill Nye". The fucking questions weren't genuine science questions but stuff like "omg lol how come some ppl still dont believe in climate change" or "lol how come stupid ppl avoid gmo food xd". Whoever the audience for this man is prententious children who thinks they are the smartest and special.
>no fun allowed
Yeah I was wondering how Sup Forums was taking to Bill Nye and the apparent "science march" which basically seems to be a "science enthusiast with leftist political views march."
Thanks famalam, I needed that today.
Have a good one.
Put me in the screen shot for Twitter pop memes
I get served by a guy literally named Kike at a Wendy's in Wichita Falls, TX the other day. I almost just snapped a pic of him at the counter and ran out to post on here.
That's the joke you fucking idiot.
>(The little girl still bleeding)
Science spelled backwards is Jew
i thought jokes were supposed to be funny
FUCK THEY FIXED IT
why is everyone posting bill nye shit. what did I miss?
He annoys me so only lcicking if worth it
>it's real
>consent is like gender, it's on a spectrum
>no doesn't always mean no, it could be a degree of yes
It's over-the-top because being hyperbolic is funny you stupid cunt.
Hahaha
>jerking off to the carnage
It's like the scene in Brave New World where John the Savage whips himself for his weakness and the crowd is flung into a crazed orgy over the spectacle.
Decent book for being written by a queermo
That's why you screen shot it. Or be subtle.
My sides, they are gone.
It's cool. I'm getting my Social Sciences degree now.
>Bill rides onto stage with a unicycle
>Whats up folks, excited this episode?
>the audience all monotonously says yes at the exact same time
>Perfect
>Bill holds up a match
>Now this may look like a regular match, but when we apply friction we create a chemical reaction
>The audience is now furiously clapping, amazed by the wonders of science
>a lone member of the audience stands up
>Are we actually going to see some higher then year 9 science here?
>everything stops
>people are shocked
>bill the most shocked
>YOUR THE ONE WHO JUST SAID THAT WERENT YOU?
>what are you....
>YOU JUST FUCKING SAID THAT
>Bill please calm down you're scar....
>DONT YOU FUCKING TELL ME TO COME DOWN, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER
>At the accusation the crowd is sent into a frenzy, all pull out their thermometers and proceed to stab the poor man, getting orgasms in the process.
>As the demonic pansexualites are stabbing the poor man, Bill is pleasuring himself with a dildo sourced from Lena Dunham herself.
Very nice OP. I'm envious of your talent. Thank you for putting it to good use.
>hate facts
this will be a thing
>>DONT YOU FUCKING TELL ME TO COME DOWN, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER
I could totally see him flipping out and saying this like a schizophrenic idiot
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Kek
>Sup Forums is a board of peace
no we throw faggots like you out of helicopters
I see someone's sex junk is or or or
I wanna make a skit of this so damn badly. My soul hurts
My new name for him is Bill Nye the Progressive Guy.
>Social Justice is a property of cuckery
I'd like to see Jared Taylor debate Nye, seeing how Nye couldn't handle Tucker im sure our huwhite hero would wreck his shit.
>hate facts
400 babies conceived and aborted
>the nyddler
my sides
The Ice Cream one is pretty bad too.
youtube.com
This is the kinda shit I think of in between sets of deadlifts.
>400 babies are concieved and immediately aborted
Fuckin holy shit, laughed so hard I shit, thankfully I was on the can
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
Cool cool. Brilliant premise doggone. Cool.
my rib hurts from laughing famalams
>Bill Nye shows up on stage
>Audience claps
>Bill takes flask with water and marks the waterline with tape
>Audience claps
>Places it above a burner
>Audience OOOOs
>Water goes above tape line
>Bill: THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR OCEANS RIGHT NOW AND ITS ALL WHITE PEOPLE'S FAULT
>Rest of the show is standing ovation
"This edit can be undone"
BAM
>400 babies are conceived and immediately aborted
Who would win in a fight to the death?
OhohohOHOhooooohoohohohhooHohohohohoo
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>RIDDLE ME THIS, TUCK-MAN!
>TICK
>TOCK
>TICK
>TOCK
>WHO INTERRUPTED ME FOR 6 SECONDS, I CLOCKED?
>TICK
>TOCK
>TICK
>TOCK
>WHOSE KIDS ARE DROWNING IN THE BASEMENT I'VE LOCKED?
One could say that's the point of the joke.
>Bill crashes through the ceiling
>Audience is wondering if he's hurt and whether or not to call 911
>bill stands up smiling as if nothing ever happened
>Hey folks, I have a cool experiment for you.
>grabs a fan and places it near a gas valve for Bunsen burners.
>the fan is facing the audience.
>bill turns on the gas and the fan.
>audience is hit with the smell.
>Folks, what you're smelling is climate change in action, onLY FUCKING CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS DENY GAS EXISTS
>audience all claps, clearly wondering how anyone can be as retarded as Bills sworn enemies.
OUCH MY CHILDHOOD
Well memed
YOUR ENERGY BEAMS ONLY SERVE TO MAKE ME STRONGER, NYE
All these green texts and not one compares to how ridiculously stupid the actual show was.
>Bill Nye is brought on stage in a throne being carried half by Antifas and the other half by fedora'd hardline Atheism Plus Bernie Bros.
>Crowd is jumping up and down throwing flowers and confetti
>Chuck Berry's Johnny B.Good starts playing
>Audience is clapping hard
>The records scratches to a stop
>Bill Nye points to his watch "Today, we're going to learn about time!"
>Crowd claps even harder, the throne carriers take a knee so he can step off.
>"You know, time is a funny thing, we just lost American hero and 5 star buck, Chuck Berry because he ran out of time, and even today due to climate change our planet is running out of time."
>Audience has scattered claps and sobbing, people are clutching their environmental protest signs like bibles
"There are all sorts of ways to look at time, there are clocks, quantum mechanics, and the useless, racist, social construct known as the Gregorian Calendar."
>Audience ooohs
>"Today, we're going to use science to look at time, not chronology the study of time, but rather we are going to delve into the social sciences - the true sciences for understanding our world."
>Audience cheers uproariously there is audible screeching from a section of transqueers gender rebels.
>"A great social scientist, Karl Marx, tells us through experiments and observable data that that socialism and communism are inevitable, and that any belief counter this is unscientific."
>A white presenting black man in the audience Aaaahs
>"As somebody who is not a dumb creationist, I have to agree. Also the world couldn't have possibly been made in 6 days by any known method - which proves definitively there is no god."
>Audience chants "KILL. GOD." over and over again.
>"As well, time has no meaning, and age is just a number, so it is scientific that pedophilia does no harm and should be legalized"
>Audience breaks out into seizures of joy, falling down, cracking their skulls, frothing at the mouth and eating their own shit.
>An orgy commences
Sup Forums, you're the greatest.
Nye is a barely concealed closet case. Pence's lighting bolts will automatically track him.
My attempt at this:
>the year is 2050
>human immortality has been discovered
>Bill Nye rides a Tron motorcycle with the same suit he has on
>same age as he was in the current year
>skinny topless queer feminists with rainbow-dyed hair raise signs showing Bill's name
>white and Hispanic men who use the 1000 confirmed genders with chaps and thongs on shake their butts as Bill arrives
>black homosexuals are in the front of the stands, with weird hairstyles and futuristic-looking outfits dancing to kangz music eating fried chicken
>transsexual midgets in wheelchairs also in the front, twirling their wheelchairs
>fat women acting like Trigglypuff in the back of the stage
>six Muslim men were sexing it up with a white woman with "religion of peace" on her stomach
>all straight white alpha males have been eradicated from the face of the earth
>Bill gets off the motorcycle and takes off his helmet
>everyone change BILL! BILL! BILL! as he gets off
>"Let's do some science everyone!"
>everyone yells and has an orgasm simultaneously
>"Today"
>single black fat women get pregnant and have 15 kids immediately
>"You'll learn that"
>Lena Dunham and Sarah Silverman dance nude by the queer feminists yelling
>"Race"
>President Tyson gives out welfare checks and free college
>"Is"
>trannies penetrate themselves with vibrators around the western world
>"A"
>President Tyson gives black people reparations
>"Social"
>Immigrants from Mexico coming by the tens of thousands with no borders
>"Construct"!
>genderqueer people masturbating on the street
>50 new genders had been passed by legislation that day
>shooting by the religion of peace happened at gay bars around the world
>Bernie Sanders is a hologram that has an orgasm
In season 2 Bill looks at the SCIENCE behind liberals favorite (only) book Harry potter
Have an up Trump
I think they pulled the video. It's probably online somewhere but I saw it live.
kek
>people believe science is the word of absolute undisputeable fact ALWAYS!
>(((They))) turn "science" media into a meme medium to promote (((their))) agendas.
Why so shocked?
Bravo
>mfw I always preferred magic school bus over bill nye
Get fucked nye fags
>Bill Nye walks on stage
>Hey kids, I got some science for you
>audience all cheers
>Now, as the famous NON CLIMATE CHANGE DENYING SCIENTIST Isaac Newton once claimed, a apple will fall.
>Bill demonstrates by dropping an apple on the ground
>did you sss that, Gravity is real, and it's all thanks to science
>audience all autisticly claps.
babies are conceived and immediately aborted