Brit/pol/ - ED SURGE Edition

>Arron Banks decides not to stand in Clacton
order-order.com/2017/04/24/banks-bottles-it/

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

>UKIP are re-branding themselves as anti-Islamic, pro-British Cultural Nationalists
youtube.com/watch?v=s3DhEUjYP_c

>UKIP: FULL THROTTLED ISLAMOPHOBIA
youtube.com/watch?v=wYkb7ETdOgg

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Also, I have mathematical proof. If you are pro-freedom and do not swear fealty to the Monarchy, you are not British.

Britain = England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland.

England = the land the monarchy conquered and rightfully rules, as ordained by God.

England = The Monarchy = owns Scotland, Wales and NI

England = Britain = The Monarchy.

If you do not swear fealty to the Queen over Westminister and are not monarchist, mathematics proves you are not British.

FU SURGE

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Why do you want to support UKIP? They won't solve
-foreigners already here
-genocidal brainwashing in education
-zionist wars
-torturere of animals
-banking control and wage slavery
-"refugee" scam (they admitted they want to bring some)

>ed tastes new labour

Voting UKIP. They don't stand a chance in my constituency - paki's aren't a real problem here yet - but they need support. It's literally the only thing we can do besides full Deus Vult.

>six months ago, UKIP were set to steal dozens and dozens of Labour seats
>everyone joked and dreamt about UKIP 2020
>now, everyone has gone full fucking cuck and is just going to vote T O R Y

Literally fuck off. They are already guaranteed a majority, so fucking stay with UKIP you traitors. They need big numbers, and maybe even a nice set of seats, to put pressure on the Tories and keep them spooked.

BEADY PARTY POPULAR ACROSS ALL OF SOUTH EAST, POLLS INDICATE.

ARYANS GOING MISSING ACROSS THE HOME COUNTIES IN VAST NUMBERS.

IS THE BEADY PARTY ABOUT TO TAKE POWER?

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REMINDER

>Very accurate.

also
Hows it taste.

Also
Tories propose utility cap
Rubbished poor Ed when he said it.

>no "all of the above"

youtu.be/v2ZtxEu5xxw?t=12m58s

I posted the wrong one anyway

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VOTE

So we're just going to ignore this proof in favor of irrational political fervor? Why not just be fucking anarchist then you fucking stupid cunts?

youtube.com/watch?v=688_xZryumM

You voting UKIP? Fuck off then.

It's barely palatable.

Cairngorms or the Trossachs?
Which would you recommend?

>strawpoll.me/12804770/
>no 'not voting' option

Start fighting for gun rights

I support monarchy as my equation proved you are not British if you don't support them - read it here!

>Eddy baby, your brother loves it.

late night anglo dump

French Macron
>18
Met his teacher when she was 43

We are French. We like thee fooking.

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This gay sex sin smear campaign on Farron is utterly pathetic

Personal religious views really shouldn't be anyone's business. This same crowd that's attacking him were the same crowd who condemned people bringing up Sadiq Khan's religion

The LibDems are EU cancer shills but Milkman doesn't deserve to be attacked in such a shamefully politically motivated way by Labour just because he stands to make gains while all they can do is lose.

Get out of here dear brother, I am the handsome one.

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We have gun rights lad.

I watched his press conference earlier in Vauxhall, embarrassing how many times the media brought it up when he was doing press questions. In the end they just got drowned out with boos whenever they asked.

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>It was you Eddy!
Why did ya stab me in the back?
I was meant to be the heir to Blair
I was the chosen one.
And you took it away from me.
You've hated my success.
Tony loves me and you're just jealous because you have Brown and Balls.
Mandy and Corporations love me.
The Tories hate m
>I'm telling mummy.

Are you a bit Gay for Oswald?

His wife's son is two years older than him.

The
>STATE
of that Family's relations

Tony was never on your side in the first place brother.
I am his true disciple, you were merely there to deal with those damned unions.

Do you have a problem with that?

>Oh Edward. You are my TRUE heir.
>Have you forgotton what i taught you?
>Beware that Thathcer's son, Blair that Ensnared young David.
>Ed you must fight David and take back control on the Labour party, lest David sells the working class down the river.
>Avenge me boy!

I often think we'd be better off with the monarchy running things from the top and local representatives for each constituency taking care of things at the bottom. Keep parliament, just with no political parties and a thoroughly British leadership.

I'm so sorry.
I have failed you, I have failed you.

No, not really. Just wanted to know whether you love the man's policies or whether you love the man in a more intimate way.

Tim has a problem though.

Well no I mathematically proved it so there's nothing to discuss. As a radicalism Libertarian I don't like it, but as a scientist and mathematician I cannot deny the evidence. Monarchy is right.

I'm actually a straight asexual, sorry to mislead you like that.

>dio

>As palpatine

Yesss. Yesss!
Embrace the dark-side.
Failure? Who cares bout your old man with old ideas and old politics
New world, new ideas, new progress.

>Neo-lIberalism in all it's glory.
Fuck the poor; we'll be so rich we won;t need them
Arse for me
Pussy for you
Money and Power and Respect

Your dad was old-school. Don't you want to be cool Ed, like your brother was?
Don't you want to make your mum proud?Embrace me as your vessel and call on donors and corporations and fuck the Tories by whoring ourselves more than they ever could.

>Shake your money maker Eddy. Shake it for Murdoch, and the US, and the Corps.
You want to be like Tony. Big strong powerful Tony don't you?
Who the fuck wants to be Brown?

A quiet joke between two men who have fucked pigs.

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DALIT LOSERS OFF ARE THREADS

Michelle's more of a cow

>As a radicalism Libertarian

What is
>Dalit?

I see now.
I see the truth.
I will shape the future in our image.

I made the pic year ago and never got a chance to use it. The excitement got unbearable.

Yes... I do consider myself a renaissance man. I have a certain... quality. I do not belong in this age. I belong in years gone by, having sophisticated conversation with two whores in arms, smoking opium and debating sqrt-1 with the finest intellects of the time. I despise modern British women, they're nothing but harlots. They only like "Daves and Johns" wearing red chino pants and rhianna t-shirts. Maybe drinking a pint in "da pub". I'm trying to not get angry but I fucking am. How could Britain go from the pinnacle of fine art and science to.....this. Oh why, foul demiurge, did you see it fit to put me here in this FUCKING TORTURE. Not only am I alone in appreciating Monarchy in a group of primitives, I am also alone in appreciating......... traps, as you disrespectful barbarians call them.

This song is all that exists in mind. I am curse, I am too smart for this fucking island. And so I have nothing to do................but lament.

youtube.com/watch?v=PgFmUaxIMDA&t=171s

I am a Mathematical Monarchist, and this is my battle theme. Care to do battle?

I always thought she was more of a maid, and not the dairy type.

Fuck me. Ed really is a trainwreck.

racist

Eddy boy trust me, Mandy the GayLord and Tony will fuck you
>Fuck you real good.
Dinnae listen to'em laddie.
>We've got open Arrrms for broken hearts. Like yours my boy
>Come home again.

>Yes... I do consider myself a renaissance man. I have a certain... quality. I do not belong in this age. I belong in years gone by, having sophisticated conversation with two whores in arms, smoking opium and debating sqrt-1 with the finest intellects of the time. I despise modern British women, they're nothing but harlots. They only like "Daves and Johns" wearing red chino pants and rhianna t-shirts. Maybe drinking a pint in "da pub". I'm trying to not get angry but I fucking am. How could Britain go from the pinnacle of fine art and science to.....this. Oh why, foul demiurge, did you see it fit to put me here in this FUCKING TORTURE. Not only am I alone in appreciating Monarchy in a group of primitives, I am also alone in appreciating......... traps, as you disrespectful barbarians call them.
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaahaha

The Queen is not a monarch. She's the appearance of one. I do not bow to images, symbols and inauthentic whimsy.

BACK THE FUCK OFF GORDON
YOU WERE NEVER ON MY SIDE YOU LAZY EYED FUCK
JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
YOU WEREN'T EVEN ELECTED!

We need to push the NatSoc Labour meme.

Labour can win if they turn their socialism into national socialism. The people are crying out for a national socialist Labour party.

NATSOC LABOUR

Laugh if you must "boy", but I see no mathematical proof.

SHE IS A FUCKING MONARCH. Don't you dare... don't you fucking dare....

I will verbally slay you where you stand you fucking heathen. I proved it, mathematically. May I remind you you're a commuting TREASON at this moment.

Correct

Ed, Brains, please. don't shout at Uncle Gordon.
He got us jobs when Tony and Mandy were ransacking Dave's dignity.
It's not his fault he sold our Gold.
Remember he saved us from Tony's Euro curreny dream.

Pleeeease don't shout.

We can do this and beat the Tories in 2015.
Don;t you trust me bro?

>SHE IS A FUCKING MONARCH. Don't you dare... don't you fucking dare....

A monarch is a ruler, not a pretend one. She wields no power. If she tries to, parliament, the true sovereign, will eliminate her. I only support actual monarchs, not fake ones which everybody pretends is real. I don't believe political systems built on lies and fraud are terribly efficient structures.

The last true monarch we had was James II. Every one since then has been the bitch of parliament and a pretender.

I'm really hoping Labor somehow win this. The polls have been wrong so many times recently, it can happen again.

Theresa May is a vile, cuntfaced, barren bitch that deserves to be made a mockery of. A Labor victory will do just that

Balls, why are you even here?
You're a fucking nobody, you're balls!

Okay I guess its late enough for me to make this post.

I'm asking for a friend see, how does one go about getting themselves BOGGED? This is really important, he has made it his life goal.

please help

neet hours?

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I'm your shadow Chanthellor.
Yvette is busy.

Remember when we got well high when we joined as junior researchers and you got proper paranoid and i made you laugh like this?
>Moo Moo, Thatcher stole The Milky Moo Moo Milibandoo

Good at: History
Not so Good at: Management (gold, pensions, running a country.)

Remember.
Despite all the fuckeries, he kept us out of the Euro simply because he so hated Tony by this point, that anything Tony was for he was against.

Gordon Brown saved us.

Good at: Swimming.
Not so Good at: Surviving high-impact crashes.

I wish.
But we'll have to wait for a new leader.
The media and blairites have worked together to destroy the man.

The Gordon to my Tony?
I can already feel the knife in my back!
This is me, closing the door on you, bloody degenerate stoner.

youtube.com/watch?v=h9zWNVcToG4

Look Ed, please remember the good times.
Y'know he really misses you guys hanging out when you worked for Uncle Gordon.
He hates being in opposition, he's stoned all the time.
He did make a bet he'd go on strictly if he lost the GE.

Give him a chance?
I've heard you're looking at changing the Labour Leadership voting system?

Would Hannah Thomas-Peter get one?

Hey sexy lady, how you doing?
Enough with the words, how about I bend you over my negotiation table?

Oooh, Ed.
Oh youuu.
>Always fucking being a playa.

Listen, I. I have extensive macro-economic policy to discuss but you've always aroused my fiscal stimulus.

What would Ed say?

We all know.

As soon as you realise that the puppets are told what to do and what to say, even having their speeches written for them, the sooner you will realise what politics is about, and who calls the shots.
>The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies... is a foolish idea. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the (insert country) people can throw the rascals out at any election without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy. Then it should be possible to replace it, every four years if necessary, by the other party which will be none of these things but will still pursue, with new vigor, approximately the same basic policies.
>Tragedy and Hope
Picture is very relevant.

ok faggot

>Eddy Beddy Baby, I miss you.
Leave that bitch and check out my Economic Figures.

Yours.
Stephanie
>Fiscal me Harder
Flanders.

Finances Romanian Mafia's begging operation.

My point was specifically about the Euro.
That was a decision of Egos.

Your general point is valid.
youtube.com/watch?v=O_w_x_mwxPU

>Eddy Beddy Baby, I miss you.
Leave that bitch and check out my Economic Figures.

Yours.
Stephanie
>Fiscal me Harder..
Flanders.

picture.

No.
My time is over.
Just let me rest.

These are (((their))) own words, not mine. The book is like a black pill in it's own right, and if you have not read it you should. It explains everything in vivid detail.

You really should get a trip.

Next time on
>Big Ben

GE 2015
Davey
A Pig
Cokey George
Skinner and

This man.

>Get ya rest lad.

Book?
Which one?

Did Princess Diana Shart in the Mart?

She liked a bit of brown

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Tragedy and Hope, First Edition by Prof Carroll Quigley.
It explains literally everything about The Great Game. It is nothing but a game, and YOU are not a player in that game. You are an inconsequential piece that they direct in that game.