Literally the most powerful thing I've ever seen

Literally the most powerful thing I've ever seen.

Jesus didn't die holding up a liquor store.

Sage.

>that logic
>any white man who died with his hands up in front of his family must be black

Absentee father too.

kek!

jesus is jewish though

What an eloquent mop.

Jesus was a Jew. Why would you call him white while he is semitic?

>died in the blackest way

Getting murdered by another one of his people over a disagreement about basketball shoes?

>most powerful thing I've ever seen

What about this?

wouldnt the blackest way to die to be an abortion?

Underrated

>I wanted to stole candy when I was 8
>tfe I have been Nigger for 19 years now without realizing

That's pretty powerful

I was unaware that Mary was physically present for her son to be nailed to a cross

What the fuck

kek

Nah jesus knew who his father was at least

can someone shop this dog onto a broomstick in a quidditch match?

It would be heart disease

>be white
>do sumfin
>get shot by police
>suddenly be black

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Jesus stole a bunch of cigars from a snake eater?

Sides in orbit

Jesus didn't shoot 4 policemen while scoring some sick hoops with his buddies as he'd slurp watermelon coolaid from his KANG chalice, 0% black to me, saged and reported, if you're going to try move me emotionally at least try

Blacks are also Jews
>and Japanese
>and Shakespeare
>and Cossacks
>and Egyptian
>and native Americans
They are pretty much responsible for literally everything and peanut butter!!!!1!
Also I'm pretty sure they were Eskimo's

That REALLY activated my almonds.

>black people think all of Africa is black
Go to Egypt or tangiers and see how they take being called black

>1post by this ID
mods should make a rule where the OP must post once for every tenth post

How to troll Sup Forums guide:
1. Stumble across leftist bullshit on twitter/reddit/facebook/etc
2. Post said bullshit on Sup Forums
3. (You)

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absolutely perfect response

I didnt mean to reply disregard it

fpbp

I shouldn't be laughing at this.

I laughed at this far more than I should have.

That's pretty good stand-up.

Honorary Australian