>Canada couldn't singlehandedly-destroy the USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! You think you can get away with putting tariffs on our lumber? Don't you fucking try us. We let you off easy in the war of 1812. Oh believe you me, us Canadians are ITCHING for a war with the USA. We will take even the smallest reason to justify us fucking ANNIHILATING your dirty fat country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenceless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the Quebecois and other mongrels first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Canada's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it. Nothing of value will be lost.
Canada couldn't singlehandedly-destroy the USA in a week
>petrol
lmao
Randy doesn't speak for 99.99% of us. Please ignore him. Someone left the basement door unlocked again, and he must have gotten out.
Sorry.
It'd be like getting invaded by San Fagcisco.
Hahahaha. No.
This is why no1 wants you Canada
goddamn that cartoon made me laugh
especially quebecball
Do you see what you started Randy? fml
Sorry guys, we'll get him back into the basement as soon as we find him. He's a slippery fucker.
>Canada trying to take credit for Great Britain's achievements
Wow, you are pathetic.
>Implying we aren't the true embodiment of the eternal anglo.
Fuck off leaf
Pastafarian
If you were you would still be at war with the french within your nation.
Once the UK and the French uncuck ourselves we are going to have a few friendly wars again to toughen the lads up
Canadian lumber has the cooties.
Your country is run by a fucking cuck, you couldn't even touch the USA in a war
Shut the fuck up. AAAaaaaa
Spaghetti nigger
Burger
Nigger
Italian
how much have you grown since 1812? how much has the usa grown? go back outside amd masturbate with maple syrup
Niggers that kept your ass for having to speak German.
nigger you guys buy milk in bags
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we should of never sold you slaves, that way u'd still be classy
based.
Canadian population centers are very concentrated.
Our great lakes submarines could launch nukes and end this now.
>Great lakes submarines
kek
shut the fuck up or we'll take over calgary next