Canada couldn't singlehandedly-destroy the USA in a week

>Canada couldn't singlehandedly-destroy the USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! You think you can get away with putting tariffs on our lumber? Don't you fucking try us. We let you off easy in the war of 1812. Oh believe you me, us Canadians are ITCHING for a war with the USA. We will take even the smallest reason to justify us fucking ANNIHILATING your dirty fat country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenceless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the Quebecois and other mongrels first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Canada's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it. Nothing of value will be lost.

>petrol
lmao

Randy doesn't speak for 99.99% of us. Please ignore him. Someone left the basement door unlocked again, and he must have gotten out.

Sorry.

It'd be like getting invaded by San Fagcisco.

Hahahaha. No.

This is why no1 wants you Canada

goddamn that cartoon made me laugh
especially quebecball

Do you see what you started Randy? fml

Sorry guys, we'll get him back into the basement as soon as we find him. He's a slippery fucker.

>Canada trying to take credit for Great Britain's achievements
Wow, you are pathetic.

>Implying we aren't the true embodiment of the eternal anglo.

Fuck off leaf

Pastafarian

If you were you would still be at war with the french within your nation.
Once the UK and the French uncuck ourselves we are going to have a few friendly wars again to toughen the lads up

Canadian lumber has the cooties.

Your country is run by a fucking cuck, you couldn't even touch the USA in a war

Shut the fuck up. AAAaaaaa

Spaghetti nigger

Burger

Nigger
Italian

how much have you grown since 1812? how much has the usa grown? go back outside amd masturbate with maple syrup

Niggers that kept your ass for having to speak German.

nigger you guys buy milk in bags
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we should of never sold you slaves, that way u'd still be classy

based.

Canadian population centers are very concentrated.
Our great lakes submarines could launch nukes and end this now.

>Great lakes submarines
kek

shut the fuck up or we'll take over calgary next