Wake up for your first day of college

>wake up for your first day of college
>walk into your Economics 101 class
>Bernie Sanders is your professor

What do?

Bernie is based

Leave. Un-enroll from school. Learn a trade.

call him a cuck, do a 360 and get out of their stalker

Turn 360° and walk away

Pull out the cartridge, blow a bit on the bottom circuits, out it back in and press the reset button.

Be that one student who keeps asking really difficult questions.

Shoot up the college.

Idiots. If you turn 360, you'll be facing him

No, since we are on a flat Earth he actually does go the other way.

Knock his bitch ass out

Feel relieved that I won't even need to understand basic economics to pass the class.

No you won't you idiot, you forgot the earth rotates too

Fuck. Well played.

>implying you can't walk past him to walk away
>implying you can't walk backwards

Is the Earth not flat in China? It is here in the UK

Accept that there are no refunds on this train.

MAD HAM SECRUH TERRY
HILL UHREE CLINTUN

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Taking economics?

I'd kill myself. What weak ass excuse for a person takes economics.

If it's not science, it has no place.

Holy shit you stupid chink here's how it would go.

Hey only ObamaLeaf can post that.

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fwiw I think iphone renames its pics thusly

Do a 360 right out of there.

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>another Jew

Parrot back to him all his shallow gibberish and get an A. Then erase it all from my mind

The net gain on jobs was the replacement off full time jobs with part time. Greatest president ever!

Walk out. Transfer into another class.

Promote Social Credit Theory constantly and tear apart both Marxism and Oligarchic capitalism.

Tell him to get on his knees, hilldog is coming.

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