Oranguntan around

Oranguntan around
Never relax

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Mexicans can't rhyme
Still commits crime

This has to be fake
Is the joke that he looks like an monkey himself

that orangutan has an enviable beard

It legit probably thought he was one of its kind

guess he should have relaxed tho

:y

orangutans, revenge of the black and tans

>Raped

Top kek

Around Apes
It's High Stakes.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

Males can't get raped though
Rape requires power + violence

Which one's the orangutan?

The irish has matching beard and hair color, nice facial aesthetics. My beard is pale brown/red but my hair is black.

http:/ /worldnewsdailyreport.com/borneo-irish-tourist-savagely-raped-by-400-pound-orangutan/

ORANGED

Around apes get prepare for rapes

source?

Familiar traits

Kekbek Mahlouiak, one of the tour guides present on the dramatic trip, says he has warned various tourists to be careful around the animals.

“I specifically told him to wear a hat and hide his orange hair, that it could entice the orangutans. I’m not surprised of what has happened, I warned him many times. He did not listen,” he told local reporters.

“It is very dangerous for people with orange hair, the males get very excited. A male followed us deep into the jungle many kilometers, he was very aggressive. There is nothing I could do,” he added.

LMFAO

Just to be very clear, that's a fake news site, OK, people? As in they literally just make up shit and publish it. It's like The Onion, without jokes.

Just in case there was any fucking doubt.

Screw a kangaroo

Kekbek Mahlouiak, one of the tour guides present on the dramatic trip, says he has warned various tourists to be careful around the animals.

“I specifically told him to wear a hat and hide his orange hair, that it could entice the orangutans. I’m not surprised of what has happened, I warned him many times. He did not listen,” he told local reporters.

“It is very dangerous for people with orange hair, the males get very excited. A male followed us deep into the jungle many kilometers, he was very aggressive. There is nothing I could do,” he added.

Imagine watching in horror as a pancake faced ape brutalizes your asshole.

Potato Niggers BTFO!

They're both smirking about it. What's the big deal? If it happened in nature it's clearly natural.

It's real if it's on Sup Forums. Some frogposter probably already tweeting about it. Sad.

which one?

u dont want the salsa, trust me

Sup Forums consumed by fake news

>mfw you start to realize the state of mind pol is in

>Be husky ginger man
>Get mistaken for a orangutan

New fetish? Check.

Irish aren't ass guys, but orangutans are.

Is it too spicy?

shouldnt the monkey realize its fucking a male? are orangutans gay?

No
Fucking
Way
Is this one of those fake news sites?

What a moran.

are you so sure? let me find out for myself

It's TexMex, what do you expect?

Orangutans raping people happens quite a bit. They are the niggers of the ape world, more niggerish than niggers.

HA!

Absolutely. The website is full of hilariously fake news headlines.

read the trending now section on the right

It's Spaniards you need to watch out for...

You mean the guide fucking slut shamed him after? That's disgusting, he can dress however he likes!

>without jokes

did you miss the part where a ginger irish guy got brutally raped by an orangutan?

Around ape - ass agape

In other news, they captured a live Megalodon off the coast of Pakistan, and Yoko Ono and Hillary Clinton used to fuck.

Actually, I can picture that pretty easily. And now you're all picturing it too.

worldnewsdailyreport.com/15-ton-prehistoric-shark-captured-off-coast-of-pakistan/
worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/

well, unless u like that kind of stuff.... i did not liked what i found

orangs learned how to use tools by watching fisherman in borneo
they are nowhere as niggerish as gorillas

provide salsa immediately

>you will never watch a fat orangutan saunter up to your redhead tour guide and clumsily and brutishly grope her thighs
>the other tourists try to stop the beast but with one swipe of its ape strength they go flying
>the orangutan mounts her and shoots monkey seed deep in her pussy within two thrusts as she cries and sobs
>as it gets up it looks at you and winks and saunters back into the jungle

Based Orangutan

sauce me please daddy

Wow, the Spanish are such degenerate fucks. Good thing Britain protects the monkey's from them.

Ape Culture

APED

qt redheads

>TexMex
When the hell is Hiroe going back to black lagoon?

Humans just look less ape like because the development of agriculture has made being sexy the primary evolutionary driver.

Humans are sexy as fuck to other apes. Orangoutangs have been notorious rapists for millennia.
Humanized-chimps also become sexually attracted to us, they even have been caught jerking it to porno.

Finger bang an orangutan...

Source now

>No Source

KYS

Why are you bothering with literal fake news when there's plenty of real examples of this?

>K E K
>E
>K

>We have offered the young victim a free tour if he ever wishes to come back again

monkeys have really small dicks though don't they? if this actually happened it probably wouldn't have been painful rite?

Sunday GX ran ads a few months ago, just another month or two. Finally.

lmao should have given consent. Now he'll be known as the guy who got raped by an orange ape forever.

This is good shitpost
Post more please

They're still really strong though, it might be a "motion of the ocean" thing, but they seem to cum pretty fast on TV, unless Nat Geo is just about dem cum shotz

Now that's my kind of zoo

You guys are all wrong. Niggers are the niggers of the ape world.

...

Which one is the Orangutan?

Except monkies have like 1 inch dicks, even gorillas and orangutans.

lol gingers need to be raped some more

Avoid orangutan
Unless you want bang bang

The actual penetration wouldn't be so bad, but they are really rough and basically beat the shit out of you while they are doing it.

OMG THIS SUCH A BIG SCOOP, TRUMP'S DAD RAPED SOMEONE

I love orangutans

i dont seem to recall the name of the "comic/manga" i only remember it was the page 14

worldnewsdailyreport.com/kentucky-police-shoot-white-coal-miner-5-times-thinking-he-was-black/

...

:(

You can't ryhme "tans" with "tans", Hans.

hello orungutano

Orange is the new black after all.
Good to know.

hello orungutano

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangutan#Orangutans_and_humans

>A female orangutan was rescued from a village brothel in Kareng Pangi village, Central Kalimantan, in 2003.[68][69] The orangutan was shaved and chained for sexual purposes.[69][70]

What the fuck is wrong with chinks?

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the name of the furfag that made that was powfoo i think, thats all i got srry :C

Around Outangs, don't be a pootang.

The only animal which possesses the least shadow of a possibility of ever being able to impregnate the female of our own species besides her own appropriate lord, would seem to be the ourang-outang of Borneo and the East.

>falling for obvious internet satire
ishiggydiggy

>Orangutans are the only asian great ape
>They're also the least social great ape

Something about gookland was just made to produce NEETs.

this

>http:/ /worldnewsdailyreport.com/borneo-irish-tourist-savagely-raped-by-400-pound-orangutan/

Nobody is called Zack O’Reilly.
Otherwise this would be believable.

He's probably grateful. Only action that numale would ever get

hello orungutano