How do we fix the Europe problem?
How do we fix the Europe problem?
Jack Hernandez
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Isaac Young
Did he survive?
Xavier Smith
yeah but it wasn't in europe it was in china
Brayden White
I don't understand the difference
Asher Walker
Why? We're not the ones using umbrellas as parachutes.
Brayden Wright
so the umbrella worked
Kayden Sullivan
Kid should have aimed for the bushes
Evan Diaz
no way te umbrella would be like that after such a fall.
fake news
Juan Gray
>when you play too much smash bros
Zachary Mitchell
It probably did save his life if the umbrella didn't break. I could see a strong umbrella working for a small boy or girl
Blake Diaz
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Daniel Bennett
natural selection
Kayden Robinson
he tried to reach the sky to tell hitler to come back and that we need him
Carson Clark
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Noah Ortiz
how much you wanna bet they try and ban all cartoons for giving the kid the idea
Jack Carter
you know, canada is actually in america, not europe
Parker Perry
BAN ASSAULT UMBRELLAS
Brandon Garcia
do you guys really NEED to have umbrellas though? does it kill you just to get a little bit of water on you? little kids are dying by the hundreds every year because of these misleading devices are making them believe they can Mary Poppins right off a building with it.
common sense. now.
Juan Williams
Q,Why didn't he try it from the first floor?
A,natural selection.
Jason Cruz
A spoonful of honey helps the medicine go down. In this case, down was 10 stories.
Bentley Hall
when i was a kid i always wondered what would happen , its those goddam cartoon that make it seem like umbrellas can become parachutes
Evan Perez
BAN ASSAULT UMBRELLSA!
COMMON SENSE UMBRELLA LAWS NOW!
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!?
MUSOGGYNEEEE!!!!!
Easton Morris
soflafag here
not suprising
natural selection at work.
>....and here come the lawsuits
Nathaniel Ortiz
yea i tried this shit as a kid from first floor. didnt work, fucking hurt. Then i tried a bin bag, same result.
Matthew Howard
the dumb retard, Willie E Coyote used a tiny umbrella not a big one
Matthew Johnson
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Jose Richardson
yeah blame the cartoons, don't say the truth: the kid is a retard! a monkey wouldn't do that, other monkeys don't jump from high tree with umbrellas
about the europe problem, we make an international army, surround germany and yell SURPRISE as we march in
Hudson Gray
Did he watch Madicken?
Dylan Howard
BAN ASSUALT MERRY POPPINS MEDIA NOW!
Easton Jackson
It's not an invasion if you yell surprise before you start.
Anthony Anderson
I've done this before as a kid. Not from 10 stories though. Kids are retards
Camden Anderson
>defending the television jew
Kill yourself
Nathaniel Baker
Brussels must be levelled. Germany divided...
Noah Reyes
lmao
Colton Collins
Wouldn't the umbrella be inverted?
Juan Rogers
wow.. Whats up with the anti semitism?
Ayden Wood
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Liam Parker
Didn't happen
Josiah Gray
Wyatt Bell
>jumps
>falls
Isaac Howard
He stood on the umbrella and then jumped. If he had held it above his head like the instructions show, he would be ok. Mary Poppins is rolling in her grave.
Jayden Cruz
wow that's even more retarded.
Liam Robinson
Kid survived, he fell on powerlines which slowed his fall. I also have no doubt the umbrela did help him to survive 10 stories well above the normal "survivable" amount.
Jeremiah Stewart
>Kid goes to school
>He listen the teacher say that man can turn women if they feel like it
>"Well I feel like flying"
>Jumps with parachute
If he isn't redpilled by now he'll never be