STOP RIGHT THERE!

President Trump has issued all red and brown IDs, attempting to cross the border, to be shot on site.
Show me your ID.

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Good thing I'm a patriotic blue ID user

\_O_/

I AM A TRAVELLER TRAVELLING

Soy inocente

Lower your weapon fellow white man I am a friend.

Hello mister, i am from Europe. Is that a gun? Oh that's neat, we don't have those in Europe. Did I mention i'm European? Yeah we're progressi-

I laugh and keep walking, because I'm white.

Just like how the reverse happens leaving stores. I try to show my receipt for a TV I just bought; the black manager laughs and tells me I'm fine without looking.

Im on my way to make Germany Great Again, greatest Ally.

I think you'll find my documents are all in order

What is this about

Jewish slide thread. Sage and report.

FAGGOT

Kike

Hello...Call incoming..

Ay! Ay! Ay!
No shoot senor gringo!

Fuck I died

Mister American Border Guard, i found some illegal travelers!

> Site
Sight retard.

Oh shit these things were the best.

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just passing through gringo I'll be home in a week I promise senor trump

We wuz whities n shiet

'sup

>Site

Go back to school nigger

ayy

well it was nice knowing you taco

The joke is most of our border guards (ice/dhs) are mexican. If you're whiter than the guards, you get a free pass

Howdy "pardner" I'm just an American like you guys.

Let's go grab una- ...er I mean A burger sometime.

Cyka, we both know your faggot bullets can't even pierce a rail.

Excellent.

bls no bully

Americano, am amigo, am true Spaniard.

No hamburgesas para tu, Heyzoos. Toss him back over.

I don't know rick

Rare

Y-yes daddy.

here you go sir

You can't stop me you fools.

I'm sure we can talk this over

I just wanna tell you how im feeling.

Fuck you nigger !

Fuck off cunt im proud russian

tick tack toe, look over there doe

Dont worry i got my id right here

mind blown

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I'm white!

What's that text from?

*starts digging tunnel*

Salam brother

FUCK YOU I GO WHERE I WANT

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wtf was that. reading it gave me autism

i ain't no spic

Fuck you puto gringos

aol released their subscirbers search history online with no redactions and gave each of them a number.

How do you do fellow burgers.

Don't shoot me brah, check dese IDs

I aint no redskin or nigger

Please kill me. I have been suicidal for a while now. Even if it's fake and on the Internet on four chan, I want to at least think about my death. I am not near the border but that's fine.

Thank

I come to remove kekbab,I'm citizenz

Rude!

Will this do?

stand down and render a proper salute, shitbag!

Fuck off, burger

>roll threads are against the rules
>somehow this one isnt

I dindu niffun, i wuz good n shit