Brit/pol/ - Blue Cow Edition

>Wales to turn blue for the first time in 100 years
itv.com/news/wales/2017-04-24/shock-poll-suggests-tories-ahead-in-wales/

>Arron Banks decides not to stand in Clacton
order-order.com/2017/04/24/banks-bottles-it/

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

>UKIP are re-branding themselves as anti-Islamic, pro-British Cultural Nationalists
[YouTube] UKIP new Policy. British culture, British law, British language (embed)

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Touch my bumhole

Still didn't fix that fucking UKIP link.
>youtube.com/watch?v=s3DhEUjYP_c
>youtube.com/watch?v=s3DhEUjYP_c

Don't be gay again.

Stop being gay

who the fuck are you

>BLUE RIBAND
Don't know what's happening anymore lads

Just enjoying this fine polish snack lads

>Mummy May
>Can't bear children
>Conservative Leader
>Can't conserve anything

Really peels the orange.

Kek.

Stop denying your faith

> mfw I just realised I was a bit of a bully to some people in school

Am I a bad person? I

FEELS

Sad that we're not producing the goods we come up with anymore.

Who are you?

>So what if you're studying astrophysics? Essentially anyone of a slightly higher intelligence could.

No they couldn't according to you.

>There is our culture and traditions.

Which change all the time. What's traditional now was revolutionary in the past.

>Things which are linked to ethnicities

Only because ethnicity isn't based on genetics.

>And we are largely the same as we were 300 years ago in what we claim to uphold.

No we're not in any way. Even tea and smoking are recent. Democracy, no-one knew about that. Perspective in art, that's new. Science, contact theory, modernism, classicalism, all of this was developed within the last 500 years.

>The tribes of Britain have remained the same for almost a thousand years, and migration has not affected them as much as you think

Populations have sure, but tribes, as in an inter-connected group of families, haven't. We completely forgot those tribes even existed until the 1700's.

>But we are still obsessed with liberty

Clearly we're not since most British people are Nationalist Socialist and for most of history Britain has been feudal or tribal.

>Industriousness isn't linked with intelligence

It must be, how can a stupid person be industrial, and why are formerly industrial areas like Jericho or Great Zimbabwe now shitholes?

>he only time they 'don't do damage' is when they're forced not to by having to adapt to high standards

Why shouldn't we have to change to their standards if they're more intelligent? I mean, you can't deny the fucking jews haven't influenced finance and science.

>The reason why this is so railed against is BECAUSE it opens up the door to the structures of our thought to being questioned.

It always has been! Do you not think the renaissance, something you probably consider traditional, didn't challenge the people of the day? Conservatives thought it was the end of the world, they said exactly the same things about degeneracy and them subverting christianity.

>tfw realised I was a right cunt to some people in school
Don't know about you lad, but I'm certainly a bad person. Am I even redeemable?

Hi cum quaffers and piss sniffers

>Since when was it called Riband and not Ribbon?
TELL ME

I was more a Caramel Wafer guy anyway.

Always.

Reminder that there is only one true mummy

Tim ' Buggers get Sluggers ' Farron

>that bit of arabic
Delete this post immediately.

it was only referred to as "Ribbon" when I moved up north to Yorkshire. Originally from Berkshire where they called it "Riband".
Guess it's a literacy issue?

Fucking hell, it's been a while.

>that totally 00's haircut that bird has at the end

Young people: Emigrate.

Yeah, mandela effect again.

But he's admitted he doesn't think it's a sin.
Mind you he'd have to say that, being shacked up with a drag queen

Stealthing , the act of removing a condom during sex without telling your partner, may be consider rape.
bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39705734/stealthing---what-you-need-to-know

>TFW Polands economy is literally made from the UKs economy just crowbarred out by the EU and sellotaped into Poland.

Nah, it's a dialect thing you cheeky bastard. I call it a Blue Ribbon in speech, even though I know it shouldn't be that. Just how it is.

Have we got any polling data on how popular capital punishment is in the UK?

Christ, I didn't notice that.

When there's a milk

There's a way

It's clearly a government backed psyops against the people of Yorkshire

>Tracy beaker Banged him in his playboy mansion.

Yeah i figured it was a northen thing, as everybody at my nans house used to call em that, house always had fuckin those, fig rolls and dandelion and burdock in for some reason.

Just over half support it I think.

Stealthing - act of women removing condom from the bin and turkey basting the sperm into herself to get pregnant?

>be getting a bit cheeky with a lass
>she tells you to fuck her
>you say no, you have no condom
>she says it doesn't matter
>you fuck her
>she wakes up in the morning
>realises she doesn't actually like you
>waits until you leave
>calls police
>you're now a rapist and there is no way of proving otherwise

Start buying guns

>If this was made now we would complain it's brainwashing kids into Afro-Caribbean culture

We know, we just started memeing because it was funny.

Will Lib Dems win a single seat this election?

Much better desu senpai. Teacake for your trouble.

Cost's an arm and a leg, though. You're talking to 90% NEETS, remember.

> having casual sex

They'll become official opposition.

Send her a text an hour after saying that you enjoyed last night and that you'd like to meet up again sometime.
Not much, but better than nothing

Fuck.

>Costs*

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Anyone else remember this from school? Looking back on it now, the guy seems like a right paedo. Living in a house with a load of little kids, and getting them to solve things for him so they can "earn" release.

youtube.com/watch?v=xyji6fCcji4

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Look, MI5, I know you're reading this.

I'm a strapping young lad, handsome and measure at 8.5 inches, that's practically a third leg. if mummy may needs to let her hair down get in touch and set something up. Will be totally discreet, sworn to secrecy and no one would believe me anyway.

You can get a shotgun on the cheap for just a couple of benny payments

>creating more proof that you had sex

Cambridge. It's full of middle class remoaners and champagne socialists

People are already blaming Brexit and ignoring the fact (((Nestle))) got paid by the EU to move to Poland.

JUST

What do RX7's have to do with terrorism? Are ISIS going to buy rotaries to commit eco-terrorism with emissions?

>Fetish
I'm sure MI5 are searching this thread for the phrase fetish. They want nothing more than to know everyone's fetish.

>suspended from Twitter for 12 hours
>no reason given

I'm not even naughty, I mean pic related is pretty fucking tame considering I follow people that outright share porn.

I did also whinge about my Civ 5 game using some colourful language but there was nothing racist or anything.

>will never be firing a k98 at an oncoming horde of trannies and muslims to defend my people
Why live?

Yeah, sure that'd work.
>no officer, he's lying i promise
>he made it up to make himself seem innocent

They'd only have to swap her cunt to find that proof mate, that's not the issue.

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>quiche
MI6 looking for quiche.

Cambridge will definitely go back from lelbour.
I can vote either here in a Lib-Lab shithole or at home in a tory safe seat (student so registered twice)

>Labour takes back vow to end EU immigration just two hours after introducing it

2017: the year that Labour came third to 'spoilt ballot'.

Yeah, but rifles better if you're only getting one, though.

>90%
I'm 100% NEET, show some respect.

kek

What does she actually look like now? I think a lot of BBC child stars are damaged goods now after being molested.

>Will be totally discreet
>implying you wouldn't post about it here the VERY SECOND after you have your way with mummy may (or after she has her way with you)
Sure lad, sure...

Why have all our tripfags died? Except for Rightly So

GENERAL ELECTION PREDICTIONS:

>Labour lose seats but not a drastic number. Libtards cry even harder about "Muh ebil torees!". Corbyn likely urged to resign or outright booted. Labour leadership race is hilarious. Diane Abbott eventually becomes party leader and exponentially stokes the fire of the race war.

>Conservatives end up with a safe majority.

>SNP lose many seats to the Tories, maybe some to labour and *possibly* UKIP. Nicola Sturgeon refuses to go away. SNP dead by 2020.

>Lib Dems fail to make any significant gains but still won't shut up.

>UKIP fades into obscurity. Some of its more prominent members enter the tory party. Are Nige still not getting involved.

Used to watch this with my son when he was a toddler - nice memories

Stop being a leech on your country and get a job

God's good grace

He was in Harry Potter.

I dont support state enforced killing on the basis it gives the state too much power to remove dissidents by framing them for crimes, however i think a case could be made for repeat violent sexual offenders or peados, like a three strikes rule.

IE, Timmy violently rapes a lass when he was 16 or 17 and serves 10-15 years, gets out in his late 20s to violently rape again 6 months later, and is released again around 40-50... If he does something on that level a third time its the rope.

I find it hard to believe the government could fake three trials, if we have a proper independent courts system.

I just cant advocate a death sentence based on one trial, possibly two seperate.

Three seperate crimes of that nature and its looking like not many are buying the i was set up story.

>implying i take a penny from the government

No idea, the only one I liked was Rimmer anyway

No I fucking wouldn't because I'd end up in a bag faster than you can say snooper's charter. I'm not naive about what spy agencies are like. Wouldn't want to spoil the chance of repeat business most of all.

There's a new batch here, I'm sorry to say.

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Tripfags are oppressed on brit/pol/

Not had one of these for at least a week.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32061822

Birmingham Yardley will be LIBERATED

So a quick favour lads, can you list off names of shit mps?

How do I go about doing this?

I never realised at the time but she looks like a Gypsie

I support death penalty but only for murder.

Sexual assault/rape is too messy with regards to the law and can go either way regardless of the truth.

How fucked is Labour?

You know what I like most, I like to willy-post

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Put that in your ration book

Probably would be quicker to list MPs that aren't shit (or not as shit).

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>Rape-adjacent
mfw

Guess they wanted to appease their working class voters, but then realised it would upset their non native voters so changed their mind. Ah well, good to get a reminder from Labour about who's side they're really on.