Race hate thread

>be me 2008
>deploying to Afganistan for the second time
>smells like shit and is hot as fuck all the time
>kids throw rocks at us and they think its funny
>stupid camelfuckers constantly trying to hand us worthless shit for money
>after a month of that shit I get pissed and decide to get even
>hoard every pork sausage MRE I can get my hands on cause nobody eats them
>give out the pork entree to kids and watch them chow down on it
>mix lemonade powder into convoy piss bottles and throw them out the window watching those fucks fight to drink my piss bottle
>do this for six months and dispense at least 2000 pork sausages and hundreds of bottles of piss
Cont.

Cont.
>get noticed by our command for my generosity and praise by the locals
>command recommends I get an ARCOM
>get home
>command is doing awards and gives a big speech about how I showed honor and self sacrifice to help the poor Afghanis
>get medal pinned on uniform and give a speech about honor and just doing what jesus would do
>mfw I got a medal for giving out pork and piss

What unit m8

Made my day - screencapped

Kek,a true hero, user.

yet another reason why armyfags are lowest tier in the military. savages.

sage

You're doing God's work soldier.

(for those of you that don't know, muzzies go to Hell for touching pork even if it's an accident, forced, or they don't even know)

>implying this isn't a fat nigger shitposting from his moms basement

Get the fuck out CID

Nope got todays piss bottle ready to go. Portojohns are too hot

Truly inspiring OP.

Deserved bump

Tanker in replacement unit got UCMJ for getting caught greasing all the ammunition in bacon grease

Tophue

Ah the anglo-saxon warrior spirit. At least someone is in his element during these trying times

Fuck you faggot.

>For those of you that dont know

Sorry son, you have to be 18 to post on this board.

>the heathens will go to hell for violating their own religious rules inadvertently.
>not because they worship a false god, but because I fed them pork without their knowledge.
Fuckin retard.

kek

any more like this op, a good read

American faggots invade a foreign land for their masters and waste billions killing random 3rd worlders so their women can be degenerate whores and USA can be multicultural

zozzle

I got one from Korea back in 2004

>be me
>get shitty assignment to dmz
>stupid young kids do stupid shit and get us locked down all the time
>get stuck doing border guard for 2 months
>pretty quiet and boring
>NK are paranoid all the time
>we decide to start building something in secret but make it obvious as fuck to the NK
>put a tarp over it and everything
>NK stacks up guards at location in case
>unveil large painting of their leader getting fucked by his father
>spotlights on it and everything
>for 2 solid months it stays up until an uptight officer orders it taken down
>later that week I see the guard for NK get shot

...

>I got one from Korea back in 2004

bump

In your defense. Piss is Sterile and a prime source of hydration in survival situation. So even though its fucked up what you did wasnt actually harmful.

Now if you shit in the pork sandwiches then you would be a monster.

Toppest of kek's my friend. Feel bad about the Norkie getting shot though he was probably laughing about the picture and a commissar overheard him.

evert time this pic is posted I can't help myself and laugh.

So glad I'm White.

Kek's digits confirms that the NK guard was a bro and got deep sixed for laughing at Kim Jr. getting buttfucked by Kim Sr.

Fuck i wasnt ready for this FEEL.

You really believe this shit? So Sup Forums now makes bedtime stories?

>you won't get dehydrated drinking sea water
Youre a fucking idiot user

Thats the world when shitskins are in charge.

Sup Forums has gotten increasingly more retarded since the election.

Try again user Im sure you will get your bantz right the second time. I know its hard for you since you are special needs.

Cool story brah

you got any proof of your service? I want to believe but talk is cheap

c'mon, no bamboozles

>be a resentful little bitch who takes a cowards revenge against a perceived slight

Sounds like US army all right. How did you like risking your life for Israel and Saudia Arabia while taking orders like a little beta bitch, you massive fucking cuck?

How do you have time to post with all that email scamming you should be doing?

>he fell for the pork meme

b-but muh freedums m-muh service praise Israel

>Collects his disability, welfare and food stamps and fucks his 400lb traielr trash wife who had 7 nigger dicks in her while on deployment

Nice, back in the day we would give the kids laxative chocolate. All they would ever fucking say to us is "USA A OK USA Chocolate!!!".

Unlike in your story though after handing out chocolate laxatives the kids stopped asking. Where's my fucking medal?

dude that's fucking hardcore

Here user

I hope that poor pig doesn't get sick from eating that filthy fucking thing.

>for those of you that dont know

underageb&

I was lost for a minute until I realized Muslims can't eat pork and then I burst out laughing

I don't get it

This is pasta you newfags

ask me how I know his is your first month on Sup Forums

Dank u 4 ur cervix

Sure buddy.

Shut the fuck up faggot. Please tell us all the great things you've done for your country. Please refrain from ever reproducing. I bet you're either a high schooler or just a complete dipshit who believes everything you read on pol. Kys you little traitor

and that trips also

Soldiers, Savage, isn't that what they are supposed to be? It's long past time to dispense with winning hearts and minds and go back to putting enough of your enemies bodies into the ground that they lose the will to fight against you and rue the day they ever thought about fucking with American interests.

Er, pretty sure muslims are only punished for eating pork when they do so willingly, and when there is an alternative

You should have given them immunosupressants

The benefits tho

They're pretty fucking good.

Haha

>HURR, DYING FOR ISRAEL IS PATRIOTISM, DURR

>Fighting for Israel and Saudi interests
>Kicking weapons crates out of a C-130 so Abdul and Mohamamd can overthrow the secular Government for Greater Israel and a Saudi pipeline
>"for your country"

Consider eating a bullet like a good portion of the ZOGbots do when they come home from doing the Jews work.

Doin Gods work, user.

Hi /r/eddit!

You basically only deserve an AAM.

Now if you baked brownies w/turds, then ARCOM w/goat cheese cluster.

"oh my god i hate Muslims" says the guy fucking up there country so they all have to flee just so that shlomo will make a couple of more dollar..

you are the problem..

Nice. I see the gallon of piss on the upper left corner. Tell us more stories please.
And thank you for your service.

Look at your own flag sven...

beautiful

>Namefag
>Canadian
>Defending fighting for Jews

Business as usual.

>tfw in the Stan
>balls stick to your legs hot
>so hot that on asphalt the rubber on your shoes can burn
>sitting at FOB
>jerking off in porta shitter trying not to die of heatstroke
>loud explosion rocks the ground outside porta shitter
>tfw blue water touches my asscrack
>sandcoons lobbing mortars on the base
>quickly pull pants up and run to mortar bunker
>suddenly the mortaring stops
>lieutenant instantly gets out and starts to patrol the landscape like retarded officer school taught him to
>fucking boot lieutenant
>"lieutenant get the fuck back in here, they might be cooling the tubes"
>he suddenly starts laughing hysterically looking through his binocs
>later find out from lieutenant that the fucker put a round in and it didn't fire, so he looked down the tube and it shot into his face.

Disrespect the policies of your government not the soldier who protects you. Fucking retard.

im on 2 threads atm burger. and im switching back and forth.

>doing what jesus would do

New thread ,lads.

I think you mean Ahmed.

eat well porker, you deserve that meal more than it's mother

Daily reminder your idol shot and killed himself like a coward

Does it matter at this point?

ok bear grylls
tell us that story

Eh, the ol' pork MRE to those hadji's made the stay there so worth it for me. Didn't do piss, heard about it but never cared to do it.

where you at now?

>Be me
>Be American
>Too stupid to do anything but soldier
>Shout U-S-A for 10 minutes if someone else shouts U- S -A
>Invade country because Jews tell my President to invade that country
>15 years later still in that country
>Get to kill children every day
>Jews happy
>Average IQ in Afghanistan higher than mine
>Our soldiers die every day
>Muh Democracy
>Jews dance and laugh, and laugh, and laugh

Shut up lol

>stealing my story
>pretending to be me
>not giving me credit
Ordinarily I wouldn't care but you could at least fucking credit me

Awesome vid, thanks user. Thank christ I live in a civilized, non brown/black country.

>Disrespect the policies of your government

Already do.

>who protects you

From Goat farmers over 7,000 miles away? These people wouldn't even be a fucking threat if the Government didn't decide to arm and fund them for the Jews and Saudis, and have their ZOGbot minions kick them gun crates out of a plane for them. The Government and the welfare queen ZOGbots can get fucked too.

>Giving a shit that some hick got blown up doing work for the Jews and Saudis

Being a soldier is VOLUNTARY. Nobody asked these faggots to sign up, theres a full range of facts and redpills out there, and they still join. Fuck 'em. Keep sucking that military dick white trash. These fuckers haven't protected us from a legitimate threat in over 70 years. I'll bet you're a "Christian Zionist" too. You also are probably some tourist given you can't even write Sup Forums properly. Pic related, what your precious soldiers ultimately fight for.

yea war is cool guys..tell me how many Afghani refugees there where before Tim Osman got blamed for 9/11 :)

did Europe have problem with Arabs before it was decided that Iraq and Syria needed some peace by the sword??

you guys think your are heroes, you are not. YOU GUYS ARE THE PROBLEM:.shlomo would not have an army if there wasn't idiots willing to fight for it

proofs it wuz u?

Is that....Is that a jug of piss

solider bro, how are you able to post? it looks like you're in the middle of prepping for something.

Everyone gave pork MREs to the locals. Quit acting like you invented it.

Got you user

>be me
>getting ready for a jump cause I did airborne for some god awful reason
>taking a nap in full rig while we circle for 2 hours so the pilot can get flight xp
>18 yr old guy next to me keeps groaning about his dinner last night
>we get the 10 minute warning and hop up
>kid falls to the floor cause he hit his knee on the chair
>sitting there sweating as the kid gets up and rushes to get his line and stuff
>apparently its his first jump out school and he is scared
>gets so nervous he throws up on himself
>he starts going out
>his knees are weak
>palms are sweaty
>vomit on his sweater
>mom's spaghetti

Imagine bombing all the towelheads AND immigration reform/mass visa denial. What a beautiful idea.

"Muh Jew Boogeyman"

Yeah proofs faggot

>for those of you that don't know

>implying I have to post proof
>implying incriminating myself is a good idea
I posted this on /k/ 4 years ago.
I guess I'm happy it is getting spread...... But still
this

Dude its so funny. You have no idea. Why dont you join the party.

Yes it is very hot

Sitting around awaiting orders.

Looks at these (You)s. Pathetic how brainwashed shills can be

Dont you have a mosque to be praying at right now?