Because liberals don't drink mountain dew as much as rural and suburban retards who voted for Drumpf
Cameron Jenkins
>directed at them no, you're just projecting your LARPing onto everything you see.
Andrew Taylor
suprisingly enjoyable to be honest
Jack Ward
So they just combined 3 different colas? Bold strat.
Elijah Morales
Also the same company that gave us this...
Jonathan Edwards
I might have to go get some.
Jason Bell
tell me that thing has a cock tucked back
Chase Harris
PepsiCo is anti-Trump so put down the Dew, Cletus. You shouldn't be drinking that trash anyway.
Robert Nelson
It mixes into a nice purple resembling the illuminated night sky of July the 4th.
Henry Watson
Does it have artificial sweetener like the mango habanero or just hcfs?
Aspartame and sucralose and co taste so bad to me that I can't drink shit that has them in it.
Also, where did you buy it? I haven't spotted it anywhere in nyc yet.
Noah Harris
>cletus
Do you shitskins really think this works?
Justin Evans
it wont be available until the summer, probably around mid-late June, just in time for the 4th of July
Henry Taylor
Pepsi flavored mtn dew
Just dew it! Just jew it!
Dylan Green
Their game is that they know their target audience. They know that all of the gamergate goys went full nationalist and voted for Trump and now they can pander to that crowd and normie """""patriots""""" with this
Justin Nguyen
Where my dog penis flavored dew? Trudeau fails to deliver yet again.
Leo Wood
Has all that shit in it. However im too brainwashed to notice or care.
I bought it at a local gas station in texas.
Brayden Peterson
They know their primary demographic is the gamer crowd who are mostly Trump voters
Jason Perez
How is OP chugging one then? Nepotistic early access or some shit?
Kevin Kelly
In NYC or everywhere. Because i clearly just bought one. Im drinking it now...
Jeremiah Lee
Maybe Mountain Dew likes America.
Lincoln Torres
I'm sure it doesn't have ALL of them...can you post a pic of the ingredients plz. I don't want to get my hopes up but if it's made out of normal dews it shouldn't have that shit.
Adrian Long
Well if we can meme it to be the racist's choice of fizzy sugar water over coke then yeah I guess I'll buy a case or two for the triggering.
Alexander Bailey
...
Christopher Jackson
Pepsi Co. Is trying the opposite of their protest ad to see if it works with their second largest product line. Because most Americans are clueless, they won't realize the same company is behind both campaigns.
DO NOT FALL FOR THE SUGARY JEW!
Asher James
If buying an American themed product will make Pepsi create more American themed products I'd give them the money. Id rather them at least broadcast MY message.
Christian Collins
MTN DEW is owned by pepsi co. THey failed when trying to pander to SJWs, they then realized racists and alt-right faggots are 100% willing to drink any kool-aid pandered towards them even slightly. It's genius.
Cooper Cook
This. I had to give up Taco Bell and Doritos because of this bullshit.
The Soda Jew has long tentacles.
Asher White
looks like jenkem
Carter Gomez
>acesulfate potassium >sucralose
REEEEEEEE
Thanks anyway. Can't believe it literally DID have all of them.
Nolan Russell
is this out now? i usually try to get diff flavors at least once
Jayden Hall
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hunter Peterson
...
Ryder Anderson
What a sad time that nationalism and patriotism by companies is nearly always merely a political statement? alright you're done with the computer.
Ryder Barnes
...
Charles Martinez
Does it leave the same acidic burning feeling all the way down your throat, like the other Mountain Dews?
Carson Price
woops i missed it thanks senpai
Jason Martin
tastes just like voltage, literally no difference except a subconscious Muh elting pot diversity message. >white >blue >red >different colors come together and are still good truly they are the mountain jew
Michael Flores
The corps have pandered to the left, and they know how much money it makes them. Now they are giving us a try, to see if we can make them money. If we make them more money than the left does, they will pander to us.
Buy this shit, nigger. Show them that we will pay for propaganda we like.
Brandon Stewart
It has that feeling yes. But i honestly dont think it has as bad an acidic feel as something like coke. I canf drink that shit. I dont even drink soda. I just like dew.
Justin James
Exactly what i said
Josiah Edwards
I've been off the carbonated beverage train for a few months now, comrade, but even when I drank only soda every day it was the Mountain Dews that left my throat burning, and the coke that was an actual soft drink. A shame that Code Red tastes so nice.
Joshua Jackson
Fuck you. Looking to far into it. Even for me.
William Edwards
Interesting. I guess im just used to that dew feel, and not any of the others
Easton Price
>owned by pepsi Nice try
Jeremiah Sanchez
>Implying that feeling doesn't come from all sodas.
Why don't they just make a clearish colored Mt Dew (throwback please, corn squeezins is shit)
And paint the bottle with verticle or horozontal transparent red white and blue stripes?
Purple is hardly an American color... unless you are going for that "Purple mountains Majesty"... which isn't bad, actually.
David Rodriguez
Fuck I wish I was in the US so I could get diabetes inducing drinks like you guys.
Ryan Wilson
Red Bull is /ourdrink/
Jack Parker
Gimme that adress. Ill mail you one...
Austin Allen
The beast has many arms, but also multiple heads. The main head does not care what the others do, so long as there is profit. Pepsi and mountain dew are different brands with different marketing. There is no political agenda, only sales goals
Anthony Cruz
checked. and I'm sure you Britbongs have unique drinks that they only release over there.
Zachary Diaz
mixing too many sodas together makes it taste like bubblegum, cotton candy or just sugary as fuck in general. 80% reg MD, 15% orange soda with a burst of sprite is the best tasting softy drink.
Aaron Perez
CHRISt the fucking quads
Christian Williams
Pepsi and Mountain Dew are different products, they're the same brand, use the same distribution chains, and are owned by the same franchisees.
James Allen
Those are legal but a dog has to sell it to you and can't charge more than you pay it
Zachary Ross
>White Out What did they mean by this?
James White
I really
Enjoy
How you have
Spaced out your
Post.
Christian Foster
Pepsi made that shitty SJW commercial marketing shitskins with anti white police
And Coca-Cola markets towards niggers
What do I drink now?
Jayden Watson
Their target audience is COD kiddies. They are more right than we are.
Levi Myers
Mountain Dew is a Pepsi Co product. They obviously spent a lot of money on consultants recently who suggested they they try out advertisements which tap into millennial political activism.
Both ads, if you think like a Pepsi Co retard, are supposed demonstrate that people can have moments of clarity, relax for a minute and find common ground, and what better refreshment for the occasion than a Pepsi or Mountain Dew?