Australian Appreciation thread

Those cunts down under actually did a great thing by getting rid of 457 visa and tightening their immigration laws.
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Tell us Aussies, what are your thoughts on this? Where do you go from here, what's next on the agenda? Is immigration in your country essentially fixed?

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One of my favorite posts ever.

Fucking Kek, I love that one
THREAD THEME
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The citizenship changes are pretty good but the 457 visa thing is a joke.

For starters Australian's don't understand 457 visas are not the Kiwi's & Koreans taking the fruit picking/factory jobs. Secondly they're repurposing other visas for unskilled & skilled workers.

Immigration is almost fixed, just need to stop the flood of Kiwis, they shit me off the most. The next agenda is about getting re-elected because our lefties are going ham with propaganda TV/Social media campaigns.

there are a lot of occupations that aren't eligible for the visas now, they're on the gov site about it. It's not a giant leap but it is a step in the right direction and its due to the people whinging, the gov heard. Especially considering how much support ON got.

>mfw my two majors are the most effected

>angry about Kiwis
I'd take kiwis over chinks and wogs matey.
Will this immigration change slow/stop the influx of chinks?
Did the exsistence of One Nation force the lib Dems to do this for fear of losing voters?
How likely is it that the lib Dems will be re elected as it currently stands? When are your next elections?

>because of ON support
Then to make further immigration changes you have to keep ON support at the current level or higher, have them always nipping at the heels of LD to make more reforms

what?
like you're going to get less competition and pricks coming over and filling positions you could be filling.. or are they going to send you back?

This is a great step in making Australia a lot better.

Too long businesses have abused cheap labour with the 457 effectively choking our work force.

Always proud to be a strayan.

I don't mind competent and actual educated chinese or wogs who integrate into society but it's the fucks that swarm out who barely know english that I am glad to see fuck off.

Much rather a chink than some pajeet or ahmed desu.

They aren't abolishing it, they are replacing it with a new visa that will do pretty much the exact same thing.
>Immigration is almost fixed
lol. Until immigration is under 100k a year, it is not fixed.

less competition

What's the level of immigration now?
How much harder will it be for chinks, muzzies, and so forth to enter the country and then gain citizenship?

>What's the level of immigration now?
200k+ a year. In a country with 1.5 million unemployed, another 2 million underemployed, then hidden unemployment and only creates 100k new jobs a year.

Culling the 457 is just a massive ruse. The only changes their making (from what Ive heard) is the one to the skills/job list for 457 eligibility. It'll be shortened to 100 or less but thats a 100 jobs still being offered first and foremost to foreigners (Chinese in particular).

I didn't support ON but funnily enough it worked just like a lot of you guys said.
>its not about getting ON elected, its about making a point that general Aussies are pissed off and shit needs to change.
>under 100k
have you seen any of the videos of dick smith on immigration. He is 100% on the money, more so than any pollie imo
yeah I thought so but you never can tell.
I have a funny feeling that probably a quarter of aus/pol/ is a bunch of nips from Melbourne and Sydney
good to hear though, what are your majors?

Didn't want to move to Australia anyway, cunt.

>100 or less
What is it being lowered down from? How many jobs were originally offered
>200k
Fuck you Id KILL for that level of immigration
We let in 1 million a year at a MINIMUM

Y-yea fuck those guys

cs and hrm

So will support for ON be able to be maintained? They need to keep up a viable presence and be a "possible threat" to LD otherwise they'll just cuck again

genetically, you're always with us paddy
>a bit of folk lore for you all
you know how a woman is called Sheila, well Sheila was Paddy's wife and because so many of us were of Irish stock the women became known as Sheila.
Hearsay but still a good story

You post the gun but not the song? Really blue balling me here Bruce
m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6SllcxLqNw

You wouldn't like it here. Everyone is rude, it's expensive, night life is shit and there are almost no Mexicans and niggers.

No. The chinks still come here on study visas to work & study, they pay the huge fee's and eventually some go for citizenship but others will eventually go back as they always do but it doesn't stop them coming in the first place.

Also, have you lived in Kiwi neighborhoods? I used to live in a Moorooka, African Muslim town and it had less crime, less degeneracy & was a more comfortable Neighborhood than the Kiwi infested one I'm in now.

They come here not having to pay for visas like Asians do, take all of the unskilled work people bitch about Asians taking, they drain the system of everything they can get their hands on then they rack up massive debts, declare bankruptcy and fuck off back to NZ to retire leaving the country at a net loss everytime. Not to mention they're flooding into the only affordable suburbs left to live turning them into shit holes while pushing rent & house prices up.

They're worse than any other group coming here.

Australia is a nanny state overcuked worst 1st world country

>implying I wouldn't want to live among rude cunts and no Mexicans/wogs

>he doesn't know that the 8 steps to cuckholding is a part of American public education curriculum
I'm king cuck around here and don't you forget it

Over 200

That's honestly pretty good, halving that number is a great step in the right direction,

I don't think so, I think Pauline's time is up but they made a big impact so its not for nothing.
Although I didn't think they'd get so much support in the federal election so I might be wrong.
In the state elections, the vote count has been a bit sad though.
how the fuck do you know redgum, well, any song apart from only 19?
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Nah it'll drive you insane. Everyone here is slowly losing it because you literally can't do anything, it's all banned. The only thing you can do is go to a shitty club or pub for a few hours & you can't even really stay that long. There's just so many little things that you can't do which is why people are glued to sports because everything else is illegal. If the state of origin wasn't a thing suicide rates in NSW/QLD would be quite high I'd imagine. Everyone can feel the stagnant miasma choking what little life we have left out.

That's why everyone flee's to the outback, to get away from it all, but for working age people there's no jobs out there.

>implying were not full anyway

>nightlife is shit
just do some meth, pingas and vodka (smirnoff is for faggots) with your girl, dress her up in thigh highs and whore makeup then bdsm rough sex the shit out of her for two hours then watch a pirated american movie with her while you eat chocolate, drink red bull and chill

wtf is night life, sounds like shit losers without an actual life do

Yeah, I keep forgetting NZ is a white country because I only ever see Maoris, Samoans and Coconuts come here. Many of them are good blokes to talk to and stuff, but oh man they are all fucking thieves.

ha y-yeah who wants to move to Australia a-anyway.

I worked with a lot of them at the factories & they're all really nice people great for a drink but they fucked their society up and now they're fucking ours & what's worse is that it's so easy for them to do. The only silver lining is that it's somewhat difficult for them to access welfare, but not 2nd generation kiwis flooding the public schools they get it easy.

>That's why everyone flee's to the outback, to get away from it all, but for working age people there's no jobs out there.
It's so annoying I sometimes find myself fantasizing about selling all my shit and going walkabout. Though I'd probably do it in a 4wd, not actually walking.

>Pauline's time is up
So ON is going the way of UKIP and spiraling into irrelevancy? Will there be anyway to prevent the LD from screwing with immigration and loosening restrictions once that happens?
>how do you know redgum
Some Aussie posted the link to "poor Ned" on St. Patrick's day as tribute, great song
>implying I wouldn't go the way of Ned Kelly and wage jihad in an Iron suit

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Never change Australia. If I had to choose a country to move to or go to for vacation, Australia would be my choice.

Jesus
You're a big land mass

I wish you well against the brown hordes, lads.

>So ON is going the way of UKIP and spiraling into irrelevancy?
Pretty much. That's what happened to them in the 90s, though this time they did a better job and actually made a little difference. But the party will implode because it attracts nutjobs and inexperienced people

>One Nation
>A true conservative party

So attention whoring and dickriding every right wing movement now makes you a proper conservative?

I'm not saying that ON was the GOAT but they did serve a purpose and evidently to some affect by influencing this change to immigration policy

Service what purpose? Showing conservatism as being a bogan only movement? Yeah that sure helped.

the lead singer was a Dem party member locally here in Adelaide.
>You're a big land mass
not for you
talking bout conservatives, whats everyones take on them joining with FF?

> Will there be anyway to prevent the LD from screwing with immigration and loosening restrictions once that happens?

Who? Liberal Democrats? The fear for immigration is that Labor gets in with the Greens to hold a clear majority for 2 election cycles to reverse all changes. The Greens will pull any government further left & we are at risk of having a majority labor for the next 2 cycles easy which is why the Government is going hard on the ON issues.

Aussie here in America for the weekend, ask me anything you poofs

>purpose
Nigga, I guarantee these changes to immigration wouldn't have come we're it not for ON threatening to steal LD Bogans
>not for you
Kek

What are your thoughts on my country?
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How can Labour and green be stopped? When are your next elections?

Might be cool. Cory aint that bad. Still a cunt but not bad. Im fine Family First if they stop dickriding mining.

So whats this guys name? To me he seems like a Jack.

> Guess who's about to merge & take over Family First.

Bernardi & Leyonhjelm are literally the saviors of Australia at this point, Pauline was a great martyr for a year or two but to unstable long term. We need Bob Day back for a Triumvirate.

No these changes happened so that Turnfuck could appease the Nationals side of the coalition. Give it time. He WILL fuck us over. Guaranteed. You gotta realise the only thing Turnfuck cares about is his PM seat and he'll appease WHOEVER to make sure he keeps it as long as possible.

His name was Steve Irwin
>His name was Steve Irwin
His name was Steve Irwin
>His name was Steve Irwin

So then how do you keep him from flipping?

Really? Looks more like Les Hiddins to me.

The Greens & Labor can only be stopped by taking their votes and giving them to other minor parties, ON, LDP, FF (now about to be led by Cory Bernardi).

The problem is the Liberals are bleeding votes to these parties but these parties are pulling the Liberals further & further right to get those votes back.

Turnbull was brought in as the Leftie whisperer and he failed miserably at it. The silver lining is the split between the house and the senate. Everyone who votes for the minor parties can still votes for the Liberals in the house which is what determines who's in power, it's the senate the minor parties are taking over.

Best case scenario, Liberals bring back lost house votes, get a majority & the Senate is flooded with even more minor party senators that pull the government fully right while Labor/Greens screetch autistically in the background as we undo 60 years of Marxist bullshit.

>talking bout conservatives, whats everyones take on them joining with FF?
I don't know. Depends if the rumors about Bernadi being on Rinehart's payroll are true, if so, then FF is now dead. But FF was going to put some fucking Kenyan who can barely speak English at the top.

I think the majority of Australian people are more conservative than liberal, but we have no real representation in politics and haven't for decades.

Best anyone can hope is he upsets a good number Nationals and right wing Liberals within the coalition to the point they depose him.

That actually sounds great, and you're sure this is how it'll go down? Sounds to good to be true.
When are your next elections btw?

>taking the lords name in vain
>2016+1
degenerate as fuck mate

His name's Bruce, ya drongo.

so many great childhood memories

>degenerate as fuck
Wew
>more conservative than liberal
Is there ANY possibility of getting better gun laws in the future and if so what party would do it?

yeah I saw this morn that the darkie isn't going along with it, dunno if that is because they or she doesn't want to be in with them

That is best case scenario, realistic scenario is Labor have the best TV propaganda, Greens & Labor have the best social media propaganda & they get in power unopposed with the public split between populism for Anti-capitalism & anti-immigration.

I hope the best case comes true but I'd settle for Labor majority in the house with a flood of minor party senators to keep them in check & stagnant until Liberals can regroup. Nervous times desu but there's a lot of hope & Bernardi atm is playing some prime 4D chess with Leyonhjelm.

LD are pro gun rights and contrary to how a lot of people see them (because they are semi-libertarians) they are fairly strict on immigration.
I voted for them in the last Fed elec. but I get that they are a bit soft and their leader Leyonhjelm is a cringey meme worthy cunt

Nah dude fuck Shorten. Ive seen first hand how Fuckniel Andrews is doing here in Vic and I dont think I could settle for Labor or any of these mainstream parties anymore desu.

>Bernardi playing 4d chess
How so what's he doing?
>nervous times desu
Bruce, you have my sword. When are the next elections? You say Labour and green has good social media out reach? If that's there greatest strength then I'm sure our weaponized Autism can deal with it right out
MEME WAR: AUSTRALIA

I agree & I want nothing more than all 3 of them to fuck right off into the dustbin of history. Just being realistic though.

Our best hopes lay in taking over the senate but I'd love the Liberals to keep power until the minor parties can be deposed.

What are the most powerful minor parties? Is ON one of the bigger minor parties?

Go on facebook & look at GetUP & go on youtube to look at FriendlyJordies, that's what we have to contend with on top of the TV ads.

> What's he doing?

Bernardi teamed up with Leyonhjelm to somehow get like 6 or 7 changes through the senate out of fucking nowhere and he's about to combine with & lead the Family First party who is Bob Day's party, Leyonhjelm's senate buddy before his business fell apart forcing him to leave.

Family first are like the sensible conservative party trying to bring back conservatism whereas ON is well you sound like you know Pauline.

Next elecitons AFAIK are in 2019 because the double dissolution gave a lot of senators only half terms (3 years). This is where we need all the usual crew re-elected and we need to kick out a few more greenies. If Pauline crumbles her support needs to be funneled to Bernardi/LDP to keep up the pressure.

The next election for the senate & the next election to determine government will be our biggest need for weaponized Autism desu. Wild Card event is if there's another GFC sometime during all of this.

Did anyone else just get this?
What is it and why does it say i'm from Melbourne?
Every thread I had open gave me it.

> Greens: Commies
> One Nation: Pauline
> Nick Xenophon: South Australian populist socialists
> Liberal Democrats: Libertarians
> Australian Conservatives + Family First: Bernardi + old guard conservative christans
> Jaquie Lambie: Tasmanian lunatic, lefty economically, socially wants everyone drafted into the military
> Derryn Hinch's Justice Party: What the fuck.

Greens are essentially a 3rd major party now but falling. One Nation is currently the biggest with their mass populism but also the most fragile, Xenophon is big in SA only. Lambie is pretty small. LDP & Bernardi + FF are the big up and coming ones.

So realistically, it's ON in front with LDP & FF behind going head to head with Greens, Xenophon, Lambie, Hinch.

FF sound like /our/guys are they a /morality/ party? From what I know of ON, they just sound like Bogan screeching desu senpai.
Do you have any ideas on how to curb lefty Urbanites via memes? I think reaching out to younger "gen Z" types in Highschool who'll be able to vote in the election would be a good start

>friendlyjordies
>thumbnail of a gay cunt laying on a towel in a Hilary shirt
That's so gay that he supports her as a foreigner desu

Getting Gen Z is easy & crucial so I'm not too worried there. With Bernardi at the head of FF you've essentially got traditional conservative party alongside a Libertarian party, ON being the alt-right party but yeah screeching bogans, though she's taken over the country bumpkins and Boomers pretty well.

No idea how to win the meme war, the issues are split between immigration & lefty issues. You can divert the direction of the housing affordability issues to more right wing solutions but besides that it's nearly impossible to reach the inner city lefties. The people to reach are the working class that are /ourpeople/ at heart but voting left because they think it's in their best interests yet agree with Pauline on Islam.

GetUP & FriendlyJordies are literally paid lefty groups controlled by the Unions. They rile people up with bullshit propaganda more than anyone else in Australia & it's always bullshit but it works.

he looks like a cooked cunt, I've heard the name but this is the first time looking him up.
That talkshow we were listening to after qanda mentioned them/him I think
who buys into e-celeb shit. I don't think ive ever met anyone who takes the word of a youtube faggot seriously

>Gen Z
The youth is key and it's easy to win them over just Remind them of what the past was and that it can return and they'll be redpilled right and quick
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>winning the meme war
Yep, the Australian campaign sounds like it'll be a fun one, hopefully even better results than (((Trump)))
>Traditional conservative Libertarians
Holy fuck that's a match made in heaven

Bruce as I said before, you have my sword

The only people who buy into E-Celebs are retarded leftists
(Yes this is real)

>retarded leftists
I dunno, Sup Forums is full wankers who kiss the asses of the faggots in pic related

I can't wait. Fun little tid bit, Bob Day's Family First replacement is a black kenyan woman who:

> grew up with next to nothing on the slopes of Mount Kenya, walking barefoot to school
> "The trouble with handouts is they create victims and nobody wins,"
> "And it's a bottomless pit ... and then, given we are in an ageing community and very soon we're going to have few people working and a lot of people to support, is it sustainable?"

May be /ourgirl/ considering she's immune to the privilege card unlike Bernardi/Leyonhjelm.

>Sup Forums kisses the ass of pic related
You mean Nu-Sup Forums
Everyone of them are faggots the only purpose they serve is acting as a gateway drug for normies

A based Y in MAGA hat is pretty good, especially if she cuts welfare gibs

>tfw don't live in Australia
remind me again why we didn't keep you this grey shit hole of an island instead

>country of under 30 million takes in roughly 200k a year
>country of 330+ million takes in only 5 times as much

Immigration is fucking our general pop alot harder cause of our smaller population

yeah but the issue with that is the size of our population. 200,000 rapefugees a year coming to a country with a 24 million population is much worse than 1 million of the fucks a year coming into you country with 315million people.

this guy gets it

Is Bruce a characiture of Bob or is it just coincidence?

Fair cop on immigration

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Just watched this poof, he's a right cunt
>Harry Ptter arguments
Can't make this up, memes are reality

its just a pure (((coincidence))) goyim

>harry shitter
fucking disgusting. what the fuck is this poofta even doing adding such shitty analogies to current events? does the cunt think hes clever or something? bet hes from Melbourne too.

Now if only they could deport all the abbos to India

It gets even worse
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>the perfect analogy for Capitalism is rubbing a dead squid over my body
Wtf? Leftists are Brain dead and deserve the Oven

We need to get the abos back on our side. Id be fine if the only job options they had were related to remote employment (park rangers etc).

I got through a minute of it. i'm an idiot but these cunts are retarded

How the fuck are you going to do that? They've been courted & fed victim bs for generations it's all they no.

> it's muh land

>Also, have you lived in Kiwi neighborhoods?
The key is Maoris

Um... no, sweetie... racism is deplorable and must be eliminated from this country.