RISK FUCKERS

RISK FUCKERS

>khoomei khaganate
>east of caspian sea
>teal preferred

bummmmmmp

plz no leave OP
bummmmmmmmmp

bottome right,
Kingitata o Toastie
Red please

The Legion
Red
Iran

...

taken bruh

aite imma join in as ireland - green

Wales
Camelot
Blue

German Reich
Berlin
Grey

chingu land
hot pink
turkey

hello i am newfag

Gtfo newfag

>playing risk
>not wanting more players

rood

wtf is the stream? and are we playing nukes?

all newfags have to give me the succ. that is how this works bro

New Rhodesia
Green
North-eastern-most part of Africa

go suck a cock German Reich

Fuck, you got green. I'll take any available color if there are any

>posting on Sup Forums
>not recognizing satire

penisland
6 square inches of land in the northeast of denmark
cyan

>playing as ubermensch
>using jewish word trickery

U wot?
>checks flag
Oh.

>using greentext for this conversation
>not giving me the succ

YELLOW
PARIS
PEPEHORDE

>asking for succ on a game.

>desperate times
>not using desperate measures

rolll

>Kaos
>east of black sea
>anyone

Fill England

Fill north and then west

Spread west and north.

Go north to leaf

tad bit south

Leaf is kill.

fill north across caucausus

Forgot me
YELLIW
PARIS
PEPEHORDE

Roll to expand!

Play of the game desu

rip penisland

Expand dong west

NAP? I'd suggest you stay to the south and west in the future

>dark green
>Spain
>Al-Andalus

Infect Sweden with Nigerbetes

Let me know if any countries get abandoned?

Alliance?

Ayyyy my nigga!
Of course.
I was chink Hitler last night.
Sorry for making stupid moves, I'm trying to learn strategy.

I was FascAm from last night.
>desu, your game in Europe would have gone better if you went south instead of west.

Alg
I won't move any further than palestine/israel whatever, and we won't have to watch our backs.

is this chingu?

agreed.

>west
>tard moment
Should have said east, but my point still stands.

yes chingu

rollin

>tfw wasted quads

ROLL to expand dong farther west, then north if overflow


>I'm aware of what I did wrong. I should have raped the nips while they were attacking the aussies.

Nice, I'm happy I can play with you again

Holy shit OP what is wrong with you?
Where am I?

Go south.

HOLY FUCK NICE DIGITS
Also, full alliance for crusade against the untermensch kaosians?

Fill west and take land from the piss if necessary

Fill up too border with New Rhodesia. Defend from any aggression.

>mfw the west is completely open for the taking

Damnit, I wish I made it earlier, if I can take Orange I will

this is how you do it when the game is -full-, Steve.

>OP playing
>OP rolling in the update
JUST

OP
wtf?!?

>not even stating his orders on top of that

expand west across black sea

Yeah, OP roll like the rest of us

let us unite in the destruction of the kaosians

>OP playing

wew, on second thought, I'd rather not play. These type of games don't end well and everyone leaves pissed off. Deuces

hehe alright
you want ireland i was playing with it but u can have it

are rolls not even real time in this game OP?

Fill England

Ahhh
YOU!!!!
The retarded Hitler "oh nips won't get me I'm fucking around in Germany tra li da Di da - oh wat I'm a shit4brains!"

>skips me altogether after pointing shit out
JUST

Same orders as last.

Continue expanding dong west

Oh look it's cuntposter

Ok taking Ireland thank you OP!
Rolling to expand!!

Fill more south

Crush the last peepee and then fill west over black sea. Also remember that pink and I have alliance so don't give/take territories between us.

ARE YOU REALLY CUNTPOSTER FROM LAST NIGHT?

please add this and fill more england

BRING IT ORN!!!

fill greece

>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Sup Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 7
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>7 1 0 2

...

huehuehuehue destroy the piss and fill ukraine

ROLL to continue expanding dong along Africa.

fill england

Fuck this
Launch Preemptive strike on POMS!!!

Invade Norway

Stretch up too pink

fill to romania

who the fuck are you...

modified trip
>doobs!! :)

He's Cuntposter, that's all you need to know.

CUNTPOSTER

asshat stay to your bomb sites

on who?

IRELAND

I have so many cunt posters

Maybe we could be besties this game famalam?

Ireland attacking themselves
>flag
I love australia lmao