RISK FUCKERS
RISK FUCKERS
>khoomei khaganate
>east of caspian sea
>teal preferred
bummmmmmp
plz no leave OP
bummmmmmmmmp
bottome right,
Kingitata o Toastie
Red please
The Legion
Red
Iran
...
taken bruh
aite imma join in as ireland - green
Wales
Camelot
Blue
German Reich
Berlin
Grey
chingu land
hot pink
turkey
hello i am newfag
Gtfo newfag
>playing risk
>not wanting more players
rood
wtf is the stream? and are we playing nukes?
all newfags have to give me the succ. that is how this works bro
New Rhodesia
Green
North-eastern-most part of Africa
go suck a cock German Reich
Fuck, you got green. I'll take any available color if there are any
>posting on Sup Forums
>not recognizing satire
penisland
6 square inches of land in the northeast of denmark
cyan
>playing as ubermensch
>using jewish word trickery
U wot?
>checks flag
Oh.
>using greentext for this conversation
>not giving me the succ
YELLOW
PARIS
PEPEHORDE
>asking for succ on a game.
>desperate times
>not using desperate measures
rolll
>Kaos
>east of black sea
>anyone
Fill England
Fill north and then west
Spread west and north.
Go north to leaf
tad bit south
Leaf is kill.
fill north across caucausus
Forgot me
YELLIW
PARIS
PEPEHORDE
Roll to expand!
Play of the game desu
rip penisland
Expand dong west
NAP? I'd suggest you stay to the south and west in the future
>dark green
>Spain
>Al-Andalus
Infect Sweden with Nigerbetes
Let me know if any countries get abandoned?
Alliance?
Ayyyy my nigga!
Of course.
I was chink Hitler last night.
Sorry for making stupid moves, I'm trying to learn strategy.
I was FascAm from last night.
>desu, your game in Europe would have gone better if you went south instead of west.
Alg
I won't move any further than palestine/israel whatever, and we won't have to watch our backs.
is this chingu?
agreed.
>west
>tard moment
Should have said east, but my point still stands.
yes chingu
rollin
>tfw wasted quads
ROLL to expand dong farther west, then north if overflow
>I'm aware of what I did wrong. I should have raped the nips while they were attacking the aussies.
Nice, I'm happy I can play with you again
Holy shit OP what is wrong with you?
Where am I?
Go south.
HOLY FUCK NICE DIGITS
Also, full alliance for crusade against the untermensch kaosians?
Fill west and take land from the piss if necessary
Fill up too border with New Rhodesia. Defend from any aggression.
>mfw the west is completely open for the taking
Damnit, I wish I made it earlier, if I can take Orange I will
this is how you do it when the game is -full-, Steve.
>OP playing
>OP rolling in the update
JUST
OP
wtf?!?
>not even stating his orders on top of that
expand west across black sea
Yeah, OP roll like the rest of us
let us unite in the destruction of the kaosians
>OP playing
wew, on second thought, I'd rather not play. These type of games don't end well and everyone leaves pissed off. Deuces
hehe alright
you want ireland i was playing with it but u can have it
are rolls not even real time in this game OP?
Fill England
Ahhh
YOU!!!!
The retarded Hitler "oh nips won't get me I'm fucking around in Germany tra li da Di da - oh wat I'm a shit4brains!"
>skips me altogether after pointing shit out
JUST
Same orders as last.
Continue expanding dong west
Oh look it's cuntposter
Ok taking Ireland thank you OP!
Rolling to expand!!
Fill more south
Crush the last peepee and then fill west over black sea. Also remember that pink and I have alliance so don't give/take territories between us.
ARE YOU REALLY CUNTPOSTER FROM LAST NIGHT?
please add this and fill more england
BRING IT ORN!!!
fill greece
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Sup Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 7
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>7 1 0 2
...
huehuehuehue destroy the piss and fill ukraine
ROLL to continue expanding dong along Africa.
fill england
Fuck this
Launch Preemptive strike on POMS!!!
Invade Norway
Stretch up too pink
fill to romania
who the fuck are you...
modified trip
>doobs!! :)
He's Cuntposter, that's all you need to know.
CUNTPOSTER
asshat stay to your bomb sites
on who?
IRELAND
I have so many cunt posters
Maybe we could be besties this game famalam?
Ireland attacking themselves
>flag
I love australia lmao