Got a job once as caretaker for big ass Jew temple. Not a Jew but hired me anyways. Not like Jews are gonna fix their own toilets.
Became trusted employee, but Jews can't have not-Jews touching special Jew temple shit.
What do?
Head Rabbi makes me honorary Jew. Can now do job as long as I promise to wear little hat around special Jew shit.
Only Rabbis know I'm not a Jew. All other Jews accept me as fellow Jew. Played Jew for 7 years I worked there.
Learned all Jew stereotypes 100% true.
Big nose. Beta Males. Loud females. Not an athlete among them. Cheap fucks. Obsessed with Israel.
Learned Temple doing slick shit. Sending East Euro shady fuckers to Israel first. Then importing them here, using Jew status to get them work visa for Temple. Bypass vetting. Always have 1 or 2 Euro fucks "employed". Show up in Mercedes. Drink vodka. Play Chess. Go home. Disappear after 6 months. Get new "employee".
Learned Head Rabbi into Kabbalah shit. Secret rituals at night. Has me setting up fuck ton of candles. Wax fucking everywhere.
But also learned other Jew shit.
Learned why so many big shot Jews.
Christian god says "Go forth and Multiply". Jew god says "Go forth and get rich as fuck." Being Doctor and Lawyer just part of being a good Jew.
Learn Jews can't agree on anything. Bicker constantly. Always fighting over everything. Put 2 Jews in a room and get 3 opinions.
Learn there's lots of Not-big-nosed Jews. Lots of Black Jews. Big-nosed Jews treat Not-big-nosed Jews same as any other Jew.
Learn Kabbalah pretty lame. Just a bunch of dramatic Jewing.
Sorry pol, Jews are a bunch of greedy manipulative Zionist fucks, but they can't even agree on hummus without someone throwing a chair, much less agree on a plot to take over the world.
Blacks are just chocolate flavored Jews.
Their secret rituals are just a bunch of hippy Jew bullshit..
You Jew hating fags are getting your dicks twisted over a bunch of short, hairy, beta males who can't catch a ball.