/awg/ - Artifical womb generaj

Women on suicide watch after artificial womb successfully completes gestation of premature lamb.

cbsnews.com/news/artificial-womb-baby-lamb-raises-hope-for-premature-babies/

>MGTOW final victory soon

Hell yeah bro, soon you can spray your baby goop into an artificial womb which I keep in my body. It's not gay or nothing, women are just all bitches.

>more like dykes and fags will create their decanted homunculi

True, but nerds of the world will be able to reproduce in mass quantities now, leaving an abundance of desperate women.

>implying dykes will get the sperm
>implying fags have the mental capacity to not change their mind after the first trimester
Wew

No thanks. I'll stick with making a real woman pregnant and kiss her growing belly with my child inside it everyday.

As a physicist, the quick advancement in technology scares me too much.

Scientific advancement are very good, but Technology should be slowed down

When will melanin enrichment become mandatory?

We've been able to store sperm for years and yet men are still here. This won't be the glorious neckbeard uprising you guys are hoping for.

They need some fantasy to cling onto

>Women on suicide watch after artificial womb successfully completes gestation of premature lamb.

WHY DO YOU FUCKHEADS KEEP SPAMMING A NEWS ABOUT A GLORIFIED INCUBATOR

LIKE KILL YOURSELVES

Only single women and "couples" will be allowed to use this technology; single men need not apply!

You can't stop some desparate nerd from growing a loli in his basement

You think everyone will be allowed for a artificial child?

rofl ex de

Yeah, you'll probably need many background checks and a decent income.
Which means the autists spamming these threads have no chance.

women btfo?

Mercury injections will be mandatory

Once the technology is copied 1:1, people will be cooking up babies like crystal meth.

On which the authorities will clamp down harder than the jaw of a hippopotamus.

Fuck off grandpa, get with the times. More tech please so I can leave this shit planet.

which could mean an end to degeneracy as they try to clean up their act

or the total inverse where everyone gives up and goes full nihilist bluepill

I wonder what effect gestating outside a mother has on a child.

Are we finally going to enter a world where women are no longer needed and we all fuck cute genetically modified traps?

This.
Never mind the fact that gestation a lamb isnt the same as gestation a human (and making sure it's viable after birth, and for the course of their entire life), or the fact that were still decades away from this being viable for the wealthy elite, let alone the common man.
There is nothing more redpilled that impregnating your wife. MGTOW cucks and social autists can fuck off.

>tfw McDonalds babies of properly autistic calibre will be sold for $5 down the chippy.

But what happens if abortion is made completely illegal?
How can you stop my wardrobe baby?

>Wanting humanity to devolve into a species of faggots
Gas yourself.

>There is nothing more redpilled that impregnating your wife.

Serious. No better feeling. Turns me into a protective savage.

Less time spent being indoctrinated by cunts is always a good thing.

>Women obsoleted by plastic bags

Canadian mentality

"kiss her growing belly with my child inside it every day."

Edgy virgin...

>> his child
kek

I dont think women would mind. Being pregnant is hard. Its not comfortable, its not easy. It comes with the risk of complications which could lead to the death of the woman and/or the death of the baby. And i don't think this would change the need for women. It's women who are the ones who take care of the children. And for those who think it's easy, I dare you to be stuck with a 2 year old every day for one week.

I'm married and actually have a child on the way, you downs sufferer. Something you'll never have.
I kiss her belly every day when I wake up and before I go to sleep. Like clockwork. She loves it.

its cool but until i can have kids with my gf(male) it doesnt matter

Most women love being pregnant and they love the thought of a man they find attractive making them pregnant. It's biological. Women that don't like it are abnormal, not the norm.

This is my favourite general. Can it be a artificial womb and robowaifu general?

really interesting.

however,

life goes on and i will still have to fap because no gf

Robot gf?

>women on suicide watch

would't they just purchase an artificial womb themselves to save going through 9 months pregnancy, pain, and hassle?

It's actually a win for women too in a way, and a win for anyone who wants to select their kids, and a win for billionaire kikes to go forward with their kalgari plan to out breed whites in europe and north america with shitskins

it's like a redpill, bluepill combined, and then destroyed by a blackpill


Welcome to 1984.

I want to fuck a robot and have it birth my children you faggot

oh i forgot. yes you are right, leaf. robo gfs.

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aaaaaaand the baby is born black because jamal came home while you were at work

Sounds like you have some autistic tendencies and she is just dealing with them because she doesn't want you to flip out when she asks you to stop french kissing her belly button.

>the organicunt is visually shaking at the thought of replacement
>she nervously types out "t-t there is nothing more redpilled than impregnating your girlfriend
>she's now sweating and visions of robots better looking than her without her bullshit
Niggers must be super redpilled then :^)

He's a bong it will be "Asian"

>make artificial woman
>give her a massive underbite

Its also a win for mad scientists. We can finally mass produce genetic abominations.

No, you need to think bigger. Imagine having the funding for personal and buildings to create a farm of these machines. Add in smugglers to transport the new children to dump them in mass in orphanages.

A literal breeding warehouse of baby to release and dispersed into the countries. Forcing them to care for these children that are being made by the 1000+ per cycle.

This way, in 2 generations or so, you could easily out breed any ethnic group. Then by proxy, you also weaken the economic state of a country with a population boom.

It can get much worse than you think.

Pic related.

I'm not a big fan of the design either, but I want mine to look like a robot though

>le kill urself maymay xd
Id rather have borderline girls that cant reproduce and are extremely loyal, than real yet bitchy girls with unstable hormones.

Besides it was a joke

Also this

Nice meme kid.
Kek. I'm not french kissing her tummy, you dunce. Nothing autistic about showering my wife and unborn child with love. I also think I have a much better conception of her body language when I do it than some random autist on the internet. Making your wife pregnant changes a man. I'm sorry you'll never experience an essential right of passage like that.

I also blow on her belly to make fart noises. That's fun too.

yes, exactly what we need, a bunch of whiny, pseudointellectual beta faggots running around playing video games and watching porn because theyre too scared to do anything else.

fucking great. this shit is how society dies.

>a faggot on Sup Forums calling others beta
Lel

Hopefully now the fags will rise up and rid the world of women and straight men and create a homosexual utopia.

You guys are fucking mongoloids. Seriously the blind fanaticism and believing in anything without reading around here is fast becoming reddit 2.0
'Flake stressed that the womb-like system isn’t intended to support preemies any younger than today’s limits of viability, not what he calls the more “sensationalistic” idea of artificially growing embryos.'

Just let me fuck my robot.

>LIKE

BIOCUNT DETECTED

Punt the biocunt

...

trip

despite your lack of metal ability many able minded people are capable of using the internet without much effort or obsession. i know this may be strange to you, but i dont spend all day here like you.

>whiny, pseudointellectual beta faggots

These "whiny, pseudointellectual beta faggots" will get us to space. Or would you rather deal with an abundance of coal-burners and their little niglets?

Grow you own GF!

i dont want them gone, just redundant in the babymaking process
that way when designer babies become a thing, we could just genetically modify female fetuses to be low iq sex slaves
every man will have one and the "real women" will be lowered to like 20% cause everyone not making sex slaves is making enhanced male ones
im pretty sure op just implied this tech getting proggressively better will sooner o loter wake them obsolete

No colgate, niggers are not going to be in this world you cucked company. I'm not buying your shitty teeth products and why the hell do you have a flag

The only place these whiny pseudointellectual faggots will go is to a website selling blow up sex dolls.
Most scientists are not fucking autists. They have wives and children. They are not fucking basement dwellers like you r9k autists.

>Late night Straya bread
Ok I'll bite...why would we want premature babies being brought into complete gestation when their mothers are likely single crack whores?

The gender ratio will probably be a China-tier imbalance of males to females. Also gene therapy can make people physically Chad-tier.

>store sperm
>men are still here
no shit where does the sperm come from

just vecause women arent smart enough to take over the world doesnt mean neckbeards arent

Do you have an actual argument for why it should be slowed down other than muh feelz?

stop reading sci-fi crap you fucking retard, not one innovative man on earth jerked off to anime.

Not having to listen to her shit for 9 months for one

/polgbt/ was right!

the only viable arguement is that we have absolutely no clue how dystopian the market is going to go with each new pioneer science that breaks the line between fiction and fact, we have reams of postulation on how badly this tech could be implemented and very few examples of a positive use factor

the market being what it is will invariably seek the maximum profit metric by any means available and even those already disallowed

this is the most dangerous moment

because it can destroy us you fucking autistic faggot

zero hormonal interaction, probably reduced immune system functions, and a cold, blank, dead-eyed soulless stare

I don't know, some believe a supercomputer will solve all the world's problems,

prepare for synthetic human rights marches and the complete devaluation of the human individual

i think its cause its a celebrity look alike, no idea who tho

Brave New World. 1984. It's all happening folks.

Prove it faggot, I guarantee many of the guys working on robotics in Japan fap to anime. I'll be building my own robot which is more than your fat ass will ever do.

Proofs, your feels aren't proof

jap robots are fucking GIMMICKS

>I also blow on her belly to make fart noises.
So you are an autist, just like the rest of us.

Good. When are the old people gonna start getting killed off and when do we get state sanctioned drugs and orgies?

>gimmicks
Where's the proofs? You aren't a robotic engineer, so explain your retarded point of view.

i dont need to, thats the best part. tomorrow, ill be me, and you'll still be a fucking leaf. ive already won here.

if I had the degree in the fields required to fundamentally understand the difference between a naturally born organism and a bag-baby, I'd be busy making bag-babies of everything I could get a grant for to find out what the difference is, if any

that's a dude, isn't it?

bump

Have fun dying for Israel burger, I'll be nice and comfy while you get beheaded so Jews can make a few more shekels.

>he needs to tell himself that so he can sleep at night.
I'm the least autistic out of all you, then.
What prize do I get?

I'm not sure about this, guys.

White man is saved! Lets create millions of übermensch

Already done the .STL files and coding Abdul. But have fun with the little bong girls.