Brit/pol/: Stir the haggis Edition

>Wales to turn blue for the first time in 100 years
itv.com/news/wales/2017-04-24/shock-poll-suggests-tories-ahead-in-wales/

>Arron Banks decides not to stand in Clacton
order-order.com/2017/04/24/banks-bottles-it/

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

>UKIP are re-branding themselves as anti-Islamic, pro-British Cultural Nationalists
youtube.com/watch?v=s3DhEUjYP_c

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youtube.com/watch?v=7Sv2AOQBd_s
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronicity
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

fuck anime

Ronnie the Jew just got a 146

real thread lads

>1 post by this ID
Reddit user GTFO REEEE

Hello my British friends! I hope you are all having a royally good day!

>real thread
Posted 2nd, by a yank. Sure.

Judging UKIP's new stance, is all Sup Forums going to support them?

Make sure they stay right

Start buying guns.

haven't seen that sturgeon pic since around election debate time back in 2015

memories

Elaborate.

>1PBTID

No point as they're miles behind and probably won't win a single seat.

But if we do something like what we did for Le Pen, there may be a chance they could win a few seats?

Either that or conservative are the only logical options here.

What about visual novels?

fat American so greedy he has to hijack the brit/pol/

youtube.com/watch?v=7Sv2AOQBd_s

Nostalgia. Shame we wont be getting one for this election. No Farage either...

If you had to have sex with either Sturgeon or Tim Farron's wife, which would you choose?

>tfw no potato-kun

Seriously though. Bring back the monarchy, won't solve all of the problems but it's better than what we have now.

As if traffic isn't already bad hahaa... ha... haha..

ignore this guy, Italians will be the first to be outbred by immigrants

Can we have a "Mr. Paki's Corner Shop" edition next time?

There's no point because the normies aren't going to vote for them. It's time to accept that UKIP are finished.

Have this Peep for that

Fuck sake.

>had to go into uni to hand coursework in
>get back home, hear someone moving around in my room
>leave bag in the hall and storm in there ready to go fucking Jason Bourne on the burglar
>tfw I barge in and my hot flatmate Vicky is standing in front of the mirrored wardrobe without a stitch on, kinda like pic related, taking pictures of herself
>tfw she acts all shocked and covers herself up
>tfw she says I have the only full-length mirrors in the flat so she had no other option
>tfw I'm trying to escort her from the room without touching her or looking at her tits and vag
>tfw she starts giggling and resisting while I push her out the door using her upper arm
>tfw I've already told her 40 fucking times I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint

Sitting here fucking livid that she might have gone through my stuff while I was out, lads. We have rules about going into each other's rooms.

"Leave China to me."

t. Ronnie O'Sullivan

bunch of cunts still arguing in the old thread

>MGTOW
not sure if bait

You should have rubbed your bogies on her.

Or rather, have it enacted in the law that parties must deliver on their promises. The framework for their promise must be outlined so that if they don't deliver on the specifics, the party can be held responsible and procedures for fraud can be forced upon the individuals who should've been responsible for the broken promises.

Well, fuck. Is it because they're all brainwashed leftist cunts who are fine with the social engineering they're all a part of?

>not slamming it into her cunt
>Not taking the hint she wants you to slam her cunt
>Not helping populate the dying white race and bank on your genetics being dominant

You're a fucking fruad and a cuck.

Nige defended Orbán in the EU parliamentary debate, thanks lads.

STIR

Third wave feminism must be crushed.

it's quite clearly bait user

>MGTOW is the same as abstaining from sex

Sort it out user.

>Well, fuck. Is it because they're all brainwashed leftist cunts who are fine with the social engineering they're all a part of?
No it's because UKIP had one job, and they did it. They're surplus to requirements now, and are just trying to stay on the gravy train.

Its ok lad, Your country is based and the EU can fuck off trying to govern you.

Will Orban save Europe?

>see this post
>unmute my telly
>literally the first word I hear is "stirred"

For me this is what corbyn has always been about. Dude was going to campaign for nuclear disarmament marches in the 60s, always wanted an end to apartheid in south africa, to the apartheid in Israel, and the violence in north of Ireland. Is against trident, the nuclear arms build up. Non interventionist and the deep state don't like him for it because of the military industrial complex.

>independent candidates win majority of seats in England
>SNP now the largest party in the commons
>Prime Minister STIRgeon

COMFIRMED

There are mystical forces working in this universe which none of us truly understand. That much is obvious.

So he's consistently chosen the wrong option every time?

Farage 4 dictator

It's fine to be opposed to everything if you never have the chance to actually act on those thoughts

In more important news lad, is it really John Terry's mum in that video?

"T-The haggis... it's all over me!"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronicity

No one seems to know. Proper grim though.

Can't wait!

>Or rather, have it enacted in the law that parties must deliver on their promises. The framework for their promise must be outlined so that if they don't deliver on the specifics, the party can be held responsible and procedures for fraud can be forced upon the individuals who should've been responsible for the broken promises.

Yeah but then they'll just blame someone else anyway and make them accountable instead.

Unless you want other people's failures to reflect on the politicians and party which just isn't really reasonable.

The monarchy idea is that they'll actually try and make things better, because they'll still be in power down the road and their family is inheriting any problems they leave behind. Generally someone will want to make everything better.

The current system is, screw the next generation/party/whatever. I've got mine. My family is rich now and if the country goes downhill we can just move to Germany or Australia or something.

The right side of history though.

Probably not but does it really matter at this point?

It's on every football messageboard in the country by now.

>an end to apartheid in south africa

That worked out great for the south africans right?

he voted against EU for 30 years, then voted to remain in the EU....

>nuclear disarmament herp derp
so when his campaign is successful (lol) how do we get north korea to give up their nukes?

nobody wants this allotment-going wanker as their PM except the university SJW's and stupid poor people

she's a degenerate slut and a bad influence on you. Turn your mind to higher things.

How are those the wrong options?

Can you just go back to pretending to be an anime girl? It was so much better.

>it's a Cromwell post

South Africa is in an absolute state all because power was given to black nationalists.

Going for a wank lads, wish me luck.

So? That's South Africa's problem.

If you dont vote Labour then ill find out where you all live and beat up every single one of you

>Realpolitik MAD
>Apartheid kept SA going. It was initially wanted by the blacks. Mandela was a terrorist.
>Keeping the Jews and Muslims apart is probably a good idea. Mostly because the Jews always want more.
>We capitulated in NI

You don't like when someone has a different opinion? Diddums

Post rare nigels

Put it in her you fucking fag.

>So? That's South Africa's problem.
t. Nelson Mandela

They don't even FEIGN balance any more

They're now destroying parts of history and murdering whites. Because people like Corbyn cried over muh racism.

Some on here might enjoy that a little too much.

Anyone listening to this Lib Dem chap red pilling people on the juden on LBC?

Didn't get the job

How can one person fall so far downhill in such a relatively short period of time?

If the rule we followed led us to this, what use was the rule?

kek

...

That's shit. Have this one.

>Apartheid kept SA going. It was initially wanted by the blacks. Mandela was a terrorist.
I allways wonder if theres kaffs who want apartheid back. You allways hear of people in the former commie bloc want the commies back

There's always the Big Issue, mate.

>BBC letting Boyle back on
I wonder how much of a muzzle he'll be on.

what did he say? did he name the bogdanoffs?

You voted on nhs memes lad. In a few years you'll be begging to be let back in.

keep trying, lad

Enough fantasy mate.

we doing gifs?

>LibDem
>Redpill

I want to see that original video now

Depends what you mean by muzzle. It's fine to insult racist things like Brexit and Nigel Farage.

is pic related a trap?

I might be going on a date with her and I need a second opinion.

I don’t need no speed, no
I don’t need no heroin, no thanks
I don’t want no coke, not today
You can keep your ketamine, yeah
I’m a bassline junkie, what?
I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again
I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again
And I like it funky.

fake and gay.

he wants to muzzle 'im
he wants muzzle 'im
he wants muzzl'im

definitely a bloke, don't waste your money

He's technically not a Lib Dem any more

I was put forward for a job by my agency but found out I wasn't short-listed today.

If he ain't making jokes about Kerry Katona's crippled kid he's MUZZLE'D

Love Nige. Should have a big statue of him like the one handled adulterer but holding a fag and pint.

>that muslim nutter just now

Its only gay if he pushes back.

You made me zoom in for that...

Nah my mother is already dead