Why does Sup Forums identify as?

Why does Sup Forums identify as?
Personally, I identify as Roberta Draper from Expanse.

a faggot

The Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon me

Im an attractive person trapped in an ugly persons body, where is my acceptance movement?

Darth Vader
" I find your lack of acceptance disturbing."

I am the Emperor, kneel before me, my apprentice

I identify as a KA-50 attack helicopter and I'm sick of those Apache faggots getting acceptance over me

Smug anime girl.

Jesus

Suffering for other people's sins

oh yeah, here's a pic of her
i'd masturbate all day every day if i was her

A Flaming hot cheeto because I am in the army and a cheeto can't run or do pushups.

I identify as an M1A2 Abrams main battle tank. My pronouns are it/thing/armor.

i think i had art class that top right girl in high school.

I identify myself as Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus.

IM FUCKING WHITE.

a nigger... you gotta believe me! I'm black I swear! I'm just uhh... albino! that's right!

Damn bitch yous old as sheeeit

Your spelling is too good.

As a cute anime girl

God I wish i was cute

I identify as a MIM-104 Patriot.

BENIS :---DDD

I identify myself as a meme

In your next life you'll be one.

paprika

A hard workin Merican

I identify as Jesus, I may be a Jew, but I have magical powers and God is my dad, so there is that.

My other father was a total cuck though.

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