Yugoslavia

What went wrong?

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Some stupid thing in the balkans

No strong dictator to tell everyone to shut the fuck up and live in peace by force. J. Tito B.

But it wasnt all bad tbqh.
>Pic related

Tito died

Stupid language. No innovation or even on par manufacturing. No exports because people don't want to speak with people that have super shit accents. No exports because people don't wanna buy products with impossible to pronounce slavic language words written on them. Ugliness/no respect for aesthetics.
The list goes on.

>Tito died
>Rising nationalism
>Foreign fueled independence movements
> The butcher trio - Milosevic, Izetbegovic and Tudjman (A Nationalist, a Nazi and an Islamist)
>NATO

Well a combination of things, it was the only place where socialism worked out and it got destroyed from the within

We could have been a prosperous country, but no we had to create our own "Great ____ (insert country name)"

Also
>Albanians

Nobody fucking likes them, they should just die ot

>Stupid language
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no, rest is true tho

>Country fell apart because of stupid slavic words

What the fuck
Fucking leaf

typical kraut shill trying to keep cros and serbs down.

Are you wearing traditional serb folk clothes right now? Than why do you speak the traditional serb folk language? Put it away until you have a cultural occasion to speak that hideous slav shit. Learn fluency in the GOAT English language and participate in trade with anglos.

And actually, we had really good exports prior to the early 90s, Yugoslavia exported many goods to the both Eastern and Western blocks

Unlike today, at the time we had
> Automobile industry
> Motorcycle industry
> Ship building industry
> A gigantic arms and weapons industry
> Home appliance industry
> Solid agriculture
> Natural goods in the south

I know that in my small town of only 40 000 inhabitants, we had an arms, heating systems and woodwork factory all of whom bankrupted in the 90s and are rotting now. During 80s they focused a lot on exportation to the east and North Africa

>No exportation
Fuck you leaf

If you wanna get back to anything resembling that, you're going to have to start with the to-do list I wrote out for you. Thank me later.

There was no need for great powers to have a buffer zone between the east and the west anymore, so the country was dismantled and sold off to various foreign interests just like the rest of Eastern Europe (except we had to have a war to break us up, since the country was, even in its last years, actually too big and too serious to dismantle without that).

tl;dr CIA

Are you wearing traditional cultural Canada clothes

Oh wait, I fucking forgot, North America has no fucking culture nor language

>put it away until you have a cultural occasion
Jeбeм ти мaтep y тpи пичкe лиcтy cмpдљиви, бoли нac китa зa твoјe мишљeњe
Пyши гa

Basically everything went wrong

neither milosevic nor tudjman did anything wrong.
can't say the same about alija though, that shitter would have deserved to die alongside his jihadi goons at the hands of the vrs.

Typical balkan - can't into self reflection. I'm 100% correct and it's eating you up inside. And I'm doing charity work here. Thankless.

>Yugo literally a meme-car
lol

Well, Canada doesn't even make cars and if the chinks and the slopes are at it, you might as well lease the Lada deign or something and have at it. At least a few dozen people from /o/ would buy a brand new Lada for shits and giggles -- don't underestimate the power of memes.

Everything. Now go away.

kek

You are not correct because the language it's stupid, you are correct because they got the short end of the stick when the west needed to punish the soviet union.

>Yugo a meme car

Still, we sold a few hundred thousand in the U.S, and as you said, unlike the fucking leafs, we actually had an Automotive industry that earned good money off exports, even if the car was regarded as bad

Everything, with its existence for a start. It never should have been brought to life.

literally what

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Bro - they have good products being made in serb/cro/slo today but nobody buys the shit outside their peninsula because they have weirdo slav names.

This

this tbbqh

>didn't do anythign wrong

How the fuck do you mean that, they singlehandedly started the wars. Milosevic was a brutal dictator who killed opposition, assassinated journalists and suppressed revolutions with tanks on streets. Tudjman was a straight up Nazi who glorified the death of Serbs during WW2.
Tudjman pushed Croatia into independence while Milosevic wanted clay
They started the thing

Izetbegovic on the other hand - fucking Muslim

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>m
Fucking phoneposter

Slavs.
Slavs can't have nice things

That;s not the reason nobody buys our shit, the reason is because we don't even export our shit

I haven't heard of a single item that the ex-Yugoslavia even tries to place on the international market

And the weird names aren't as weird in the East or Africa where we used to export shit. Don't forget that we don't give a fuck about your English in the eastern Europe/Asia/North Africa

Leaf, kill yourself

t. leaf cuck

gues what: a madeup state always fall.

Don't be silly.

milosevic was an opportunist who merely stirred up serb nationalism as a way to gain popularity and solidify his power. it backfired hard on him.
tudjman wanted self-determination for croats, in the form of sovereign croat state. krajina serbs of course didn't like that and revolted, so tudjman fucked their shit up and ethnically cleansed his way to an independent and sovereign croatia.

>they singlehandedly started the wars
no. tension between the peoples - especially between croats and serbs - was there long before any of these guys came to power. trying to force two hostile peoples into a state union only works as long as you have a very powerful leader who cracks down super hard on any kind of independence demands, like tito did. without that kind of repression, they will always want to get away from each other.

croats will never trust serbs again after witnessing how the first yugoslavia was turned into serboslavia.
and serbs will never trust croats again after what pavelic did with his NDH.


and then of course there was alija who literally praised pakistan as a shining example of how an independent bosnia could be organized. no wonder karadzic sperged out so hard against him.

Leaf fuck off

I'm not a leaf.

Fuck off leaf

I'm trying to help.

A leaf thinks he knows more than the people living there. What the fuck

FYROM doesn't count. Slo/Cro/Srb only
If they knew how to solve their problems they would have done it already.

we did solve our problems idiot.
we have independent states now, and all is going pretty much okay, all things considered.

Lack of Tito

seecute isn't it? loves cola

Serbia was a cunt.

Why can't nobody understand our banter??

the serbs didn't kill enough croats

>different ethnicities
>different cultures
>different languages

you tell me