Brit/pol/: Semi Skimmed Edition

>Wales to turn blue for the first time in 100 years
itv.com/news/wales/2017-04-24/shock-poll-suggests-tories-ahead-in-wales/

>Arron Banks decides not to stand in Clacton
order-order.com/2017/04/24/banks-bottles-it/

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

>UKIP are re-branding themselves as anti-Islamic, pro-British Cultural Nationalists
youtube.com/watch?v=s3DhEUjYP_c

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news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/04/mastodons-americas-peopling-migrations-archaeology-science/
youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
twitter.com/Squazo10/status/857195764887506944
youtu.be/0NJQEOMn_Qs
youtube.com/watch?v=TK4IhaLwXVc
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

CLIT STICKS

Queen isn't dead. Reply to my post.

Kaya

REMINDER: YOU WAGIES HAVE JUST BOUGHT ME THIS JOINT I'M SMOKING RIGHT NOW

YOU PAID MY RENT

YOU PAID MY CAR INSURANCE

WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE, BED TIME SOON!
WORK TOMORROW DON'T BE LATEEEEEEE

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god save the queen

What's his name? I forgot.

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Remember: Mudslimes are saints.

shit

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4447540/Queen-passed-away-age-91.html

F

Rachel

seconds are tiddly widdly bings right anons?

Reminder to hide "dead queen" posts.

Also why is there no Queen pepe?

EUROPE A NATION

#FarronSpeaks

*teleports behind you*

Whos the mum of that footerball, the were shes sucking a dude off on tape?

Biddlys. Theyre called Biddlys

She's better than the Karenposting, I'll give you that

Better start practicing your Gaelige lads
I reckon the Irish are going to take over England in about 4 years
Trust me

HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING

ELIZABETH CONFIRMED DEAD

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39716009
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39716009
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39716009

John Terrys mum.

Preferable to Pakistani domination.

just for the record arsenal is for coons

Most MPs are shagging about, cheating and paying for prostitutes right?

What are the odds that mummy would meet up with a nice young lad like me? Pretty much all male leaders have mistresses so it would only be fair.

Her majesty trascends memehood

Any archeologists here?

news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/04/mastodons-americas-peopling-migrations-archaeology-science/

>A new study has dropped a bombshell on archaeology, claiming signs of human activity in the Americas far earlier than thought.

>In an announcement sure to spark a firestorm of controversy, researchers say they’ve found signs of ancient humans in California between 120,000 and 140,000 years ago—more than a hundred thousand years before humans were thought to exist anywhere in the Americas.

>To be clear, the team has not found human bones at the site. But as Deméré and their colleagues tell it, their evidence—a mastodon skeleton, bone flakes, and several large stones—shows that the area was a “bone quarry,” where an unknown hominin allegedly smashed fresh mastodon bones with stone hammers, perhaps to extract marrow or to mine the skeleton for raw materials.

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Tim "Penis on penis means penance" Farron

Buy guns.

Wtf
The queen is dead, long live the king

>you're in tescos
>about to buy some blue top milk
>Tim stops you
>"this is the milk user"

Wot do?

Reported. You're getting nicked

I refuse to believe there were that many Muslims involved in his operation process.

youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39716009
>Arrests as Newcastle and West Ham raided in £5m tax probe
You're such a pranker, user.

what the fuck the captcha to my post was a blurred picture of me walking down a street in my town

what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


i'm not joking how the fuck

that cannot be coincidence my face was blurred but i could tell by what i was wearing what the fuck

Of course. Silly me.

Nothing wrong with QT posting

They're always watching us.

>tfw thinking of my mates Mum that had massive tits and would pour me cider everytime I came over

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oh fug

>select all images with gaylords

Th.. Thanks. You too

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I don't know, she's pretty impressive at sucking dick 2bh.

twitter.com/Squazo10/status/857195764887506944

>Draw a line around the muppet

Diddy bings

>"""""""""based"""""""" mummy may being dominated by manly Peter hitchens

youtu.be/0NJQEOMn_Qs

I honestly believe that the Lib Dem surge would not exist without the milk photo shoot. It's shone a light on him and his policies. I know that I wouldn't have voted for him without seeing the milk memes and I'll drink a glass to that.

I'm not baiting for fuck sake, I'm serious

I've had a few in the past that were suspiciously near to me but i was actually fucking in this one visibly

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That was honestly vile.

Last one out of the EU is a poofter

Scotfag here. Who should I vote fot?

UKIP doesn't stand here and the Lib Dems were 2nd behind the SNP . Should I just vote Tory since Ruth Davidson is memeing her way to victory or should I tactically vote Lib Dem.

Pics or it didn't happen.

tfw people incorrectly assume you've had sex

Not really.

Tory lad

word, funny yet sad feel

I hate the word spunk. Why the fuck are we so good at creating disgusting words?

Move or kill yourself desu.

>I could carve a better Chancellor of the Exchequer out of banana

We need a meme of this. Or one related to hims saying "I could carve a better conservative party out of banana"

Tories, lad.
Edinfag here and thats what I'm doing.

spunk means energy. Like, that kid's full of spunk.

I like you, lad. You've got spunk.

>tfw you KNOW you're going to fap to this at some point, not now, maybe not this week but you will

>being from the one scandi country that no one can remember

Id forgotten that word existed until today. I gag every time I hear it.

Is that supposed to be anyone in particular?

do you think are issy's "done it", if you know what i mean?
i've been sobering up and sorting my life out in the hope that i can meet her one day and be her first.
it's really given me a purpose in life

youtube.com/watch?v=TK4IhaLwXVc

Based farage for pm

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She looks like she's got a rugby player boyfriend

Vote Tory because the SNP are twats.

SHUT IT YOU SPUNK BUBBLE!

I'm not danish

Just seen the John Terry mum blowie video, He deserves it for being a daft little nob his entire career

>not noticing the wedding ring

Amateur mistake, lad.

If true that would be long before Homo sapiens even existed

It's sickening 2bh lads, it makes me think of thick cum that looks like white baked beans.

I know what you mean lad

>tfw GCHQ has a crack team of highly trained and paid operatives watching a vietnamese handbasket weaving site full of autists and neets milk posting and shitposting Her Maj is dead

Maybe because it's our actual language and English is literally from here

brb killing myself

Meant for

She's a whore who cheated on her husband and broke up with him then said she was depressed and had to take time off work.

WTF! I think some of them have been blue for ages, like blue whales...
Such a rapid change of color is definately not a good sign... Stop global warning NOW

It's not his mum.

have fun waiting another 2 weeks to buy more dope, my leechy friend.

i.e. she's a woman

Be honest, Brit/pol/. Did you ever get peanutted in school?

It's not his mum

It's not his mum though.
>sickchirpse.com/weve-found-prostitute-everyone-thinks-john-terrys-mum-photo/

Tim "Suck the Cock, Get the Glock" Farron.

Doesn't matter now. He's going to take shit for it.

That shit took forever to get undone.