I am a North Korean living in United Kingdom. Ask me anything

I am a North Korean living in United Kingdom. Ask me anything.

who do you reckon hit ken barlow?

I don't know who you speak of.

why are you in the UK?

How can you even compete??

Do North Koreans secretly laugh at Kim's ridiculous fucking haircut?

How many white women have you raped and how much gibsmedat is the government giving you?

Also, this isn't reddit. Don't come to this fucking board doing AMAs you slant eyed gook fuck.

are the people living outside the capital as poor and hungry as they say?

would you be sad if the U.S. glassed your shitty country?

Whoops.

how did you escape?

What is your favourite thing about North Korea

>Insert pic of your face to prove you are korean

Is your country as great as they say?

I escaped. I went to South Korea for about 2 year. Did not like them so I choose here. Learned English before leave.

Most North Koreans would actually be happy to see their country get nuked.

Are you ever coming back?

whats up my fellow nork bro

Are you retarded? Nobody lives in nk if they have a choicr.

Will you reply to any questions ITT?

Opinion on Jews?

Whats with the wishy washy engrish?

Yes very bad. Leader make it look good. People starve. Knew close friend. They hit him to death.

What about the haircut?

Everyone had to have same hair. Very boring. Women had more choice.

he probably deserved
now go back to your country

Do you have family there still?

What do you think of the food in the UK?

Very bad. They hate us

I knew man who try ship out men. Went on truck with 4 other. Got to sea on boat . Got thruogh border.

If you are real and not a troll...

wow, congrats on escaping! You are a huge inspiration to the rest of us living in totalitarian countries.

What is it like finally escaping, only to find out the rest of the world is the same?

Do you think there's hope for humanity?

Hey gook did you get kicked in the head 2 many times? Answer the questions

No they kill them. I hate him.

Very good better than ours. Big meals.

you're fucking terrible at pretending to be bad at English, shit tier larp 0/10 kill yourself

Proof this guy is legit.

No one moves to the UK and likes the food unless a NORK.

What messed with your psyche most when coming to a western country out of South Korea? I'm interested how you found pop culture from a psychological point of view.

How did you get away?

Idiots. If you think he's larping then just ignore him.

North Korea guy, how did you find Sup Forums?

World very different. White man looks very odd.

Once nearly shot me then put in camp for month. Very bad

Why did you come to Sup Forums?

fuck off you gullible retard, take this shit to reddit

How did you get out?

Do you think the USA is good?

Would you believe anyone if they told you the USA was the same as North Korea, but with poisoned food everywhere?

Very bad your women are unloyal. they dress bad show much skin

Found few month ago. Internet first time is scary .Found you talk lot about here so i ask question here.

Did they send your whole family to the gulag when you defected?

The reason NORK economy is shit is because of GLOBAL sanctions led by the Jewnited Kikes of Weimerica.

Does Kim Jong Un have an asshole?

How about your family? Do you still have a family in NK?

Know man who got people out on truck. Went with 4 men. Got to beach went on boat. Got to south korea next day

How much gibs do you get?

Are you saying the US is totalitarian? BTFO cuck supporting Shillary faggot.

Did you realise there is a "buggery ritual" that foreigners in UK have to perform after 5 years in the country? Anyone tell you about that before you moved?

What is that

I dont know who you speak of

You have to go to a lord's estate or a naval installation and have gay sex. An old law.

No they just suck actually. Not everything is America's fault. Such as your faggotry.

Does korean women shave their pits/pussy?
And do they take baths?

You very bad man gay is very bad

Shave armpit bath every 2 day.

When you have to do it just close your eyes and think of England

Will not do that

That´s sad to hear.
Do you plan to go back to rebuild your country once it get´s nuked by the USA?

How did you manage to survive your journey to the UK? And what's your current job there?

Government welfare

Will go back. Nuclear very bad must wait few year to rid radiation.

Smuggle through ocean border. South get me.

Yes cant get job yet. Need school course

shit tier larping

get your hand off your dick

Is it true that the official version of history in NK says that Kim's grandfather wrote nearly 3000 books?

Or that the schools say that the leader was born from a god in a mountain or something like that?

Is it true that every community in North Korea has to have weekly meetings where you have to report "bad" activity of people you observed, like telling jokes about the leader and lewd behavior?
If it is true, do you think there could ever be a revolution from within, or is the regime's grip too tight for a natural revolution?

How much do they give you, and do you share a house with immigrant nigs?

do you think there military power was. did the gov issue gasmasks to people?

Spirit of life in the leader. Full of crap he is. I hate him

Is North Korea a dangerous country?
If so, how dangerous

Thanks, Yoda

Get £800 a month

We have new bomb. Very big can wipe out america one go

>all these replies to a larper with different ID than OP

Like user asked just now: do you think there could ever be a revolution (regime change) from within, or is the regime's grip too tight for a natural revolution?

No happen. Too lot of guns in army. Army is on every city street

우리는 당신을 찾고 당신을 서둘러.

why is your leader so fat

Prove it

why the fuck are you in my country? srs question. why the fuck do all you fucking cunts think you can just plonk your fucking arse down in my country and think that you belong here? just fuck off. cunt.

Busted

What do people say and do when they see propaganda from China or South Korea? I am referring to films that enter illegally or those that are sent from the south by hot air balloons

wdawadwadwadwaddwaadww

OH SHIT!

야 너 ㄹㅇ 탈북자냐? ㄹㅇ루?
맞으면 대답 좀. 아 그리고 북한은 지역 간 넘어갈 때 여행증 필요하다는데 사실임?

>우리는 당신을 찾고 당신을 서둘러.
C'mon OP, translate this for us.

wadwwdwadw

He is very greed fat man

You nice mans you take me in. I cause no problem.

They ignore it. They are mind control

This is a fucking pathetic tier larp. Even /x/ has better larpers than this.

Says they're going to hurry and find him

>We are looking for you and you should hurry.
It's just shitty google translation. Probably tourists in pyongyang.

...

cunt.

South scum. I speak korean no more scum spit on you

>Different ID
KYS

What do you think about Thae Yung Ho?

Also are the stories about camps such as Kaechon true?
Please tell me everything you know

Is it true your leader doesn't poop?

I'd run Sheung, the embassy in London is still operational

Yeah? Okay. But at least you can understand korean, Right? Then answer it or you are filthy autistic honorary gook.

Leader is very fat he eat big meals. He has new super bomb. Kill america in one go

HAHAHAHA

YOU DAFT CUNTS

I was larping and you fell for it.

Lol

Just having a laugh. I'll stop now.

Oh boy, you sure had us fool