User, while you were in the bathroom I went through your phone and found this one website called politically incorrect...

>user, while you were in the bathroom I went through your phone and found this one website called politically incorrect. That's that one white supremacist website? Why are you on there?

Well, user isn't even white, user is hispanic so I don't think it counts for me

shut your trap, hoe. i didn't take you out to hear you talk.

Who are you and where is my horse?

It is where I go to get tips on racemixing. White supremacy is the old Sup Forums. Now it is the best place for cuck threads and BBC porn.

Trust me, baby. If it weren't for Sup Forums I never would have offered to buy you food indefinitely for the remote promise of sex.

>teleport behind u
>heh nothing personal, kid
>360 degree sprint naruto style away

>went through phone without asking

Drop immediately. Bad news.

You bitch searched my phone on our first date?

NEXT!

I just entered there to laugh at some nazis lmao

>leaving phone on table
lol yeah sure

This.

>phoneposting

My link goes to Sup Forums on my phone and Sup Forums on my computer.

You ordered the grainjew? never gonna make it bitch, bye.

SPOOKY

>date ends right then and there
>don't call me
>you're paying for the food
>turn 360
>walk out

its a good place to get news

who said you could look at my phone

i dont eveb believe you would do that because you're so pretty and cute and sweet and perfect

i love you

kill me

Most of us don't have computers in our bathrooms.

I had my phone in my pants, how did you go through my phone and why would you invade my privacy? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to the bathroom. On my way out, I assure you I won't stick you with the bill.

I don't have a phone, is this cunt trying to frame me?

Going through my phone, you naughty girl. That will cost you... anally!

Touch my phone again and ill kill you , bitch.
Where are you going?

why would you leave your phone at the table like a dumb nigger?

Underrated

Its called LARPing you dumb roastie, now show them tiddies

>german flirting skills

Sick post cunt

>shut your hoe, trap

most of us can go 2 minutes without Sup Forums while we take a shit.

"You want some pizza with those toppings you fat bitch?"

to read some funny things those crazy pols write.

Now, why were you on there, hitler?

who the fuck leaves their phone behind when they go to the bathroom

op has very clearly never been in any sort of relationship

>That's that one white supremacist website? Why are you on there?

to troll fat virgins xD

Well Debbie, i met you on tinder so i'm not going to lie.
So let's just fuck in the bathroom and call it a night

My girlfriend got bullied by an Indian at work.
So I taught her about poo in loo.
Also she hates Niggers.
I think I'll be fine.

How did you get past my screen lock?

personnel*

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AT MY TABLE? WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT SHITTY PIZZA WITH VEGGIES ALL OVER IT? WTF DID YOU DO TO MY TENDIES? MOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

I was going to tell you in the morning, sugar tits, but I guess the cat is out of the bag.

You hit the jackpot babby, I'm a member of the master race and our sons will be bogpilled at birth.

>Who are you?

so, you turn in a circle and lineback the snooping bitch?

Hngggggggg!

I TOLD YOU
NOT TO TOUCH IT

Because I'm a racist. Problem?

Yeah, the girl in OP's pic is nowhere near as beautiful as my waifu!

360 means you are going forward you fucking retard

speak for urself pleb