Ask a venezuelan whose diet has consisted of potatoes for the last two weeks something...

Ask a venezuelan whose diet has consisted of potatoes for the last two weeks something. I'm not even irish to go through this bullshit.

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So uh... how you liking those spuds?

You know what goes well with potatoes, commie liver.

You know what you gotta do, you are eating potatoes because you have not spilled enough commie blood to make your land fertile again.

SOS

How do you have internet.

kek

Have you taken advantage of any girl in all the commotion?
Also I'm surprised you have internet

Now im going to feel guilty when i stuff my face later. Thanks asshole.

Get to work you lazy beaner. No trabajo no eat comprende.

To be honest I can't get tired of french fries but sooner or later I'll run out of oil and then I don't know what comes next
internet is cheaper than food, such is life in socialism

This. How are the potatoes?

Why cant you grow your own food, amigo?

What's your escape plan? Or are you going to go full-patriot mode and start killing commies?

French fries? WRONG. Boil em, mash em and get em in your food hole.

So when are you going to genocide the communists?

you can always come to our country and work in a call center my friend.

I live in the city, there's nowhere to plant anything
there's no escape, only nightmares
Guess I'll do that, any other potatoe advice?

Contrast between Maduro and Chavez

>tfw my payment is delayed 7 days every month because of some fuckhead politician stealing money and not covering it correctly

This time a bitch bought a 900$ M sandal and an Iraqi state wants 4.6$ Billion.

>there's no escape, only nightmares
That sucks bro. You should illegally immigrate to Colombia

Not really.. What kinda music dyu like?

how bad really is it? are people really starving? how is the crime? best luck in getting maduro out

Yea but don't come to the usa please

has the prostitution game picked up?

For lunch, I eat noodles and some bread now and then.
That is all

Potatoes are good
Eat shit

I live in Idaho, I dont see what the big deal is, potatoes are all you need

Master race vegetable

Fuck off, and let Venezuela make their natural transition from spiggers to honorary white folks through sheer means of potato famine

French fries, hashbrowns, loaded potatoes, RAW POTATOES, potato salad, mashed potatoes, potato soup, potato chips, I eat potatoes every single meal and it never gets old. Potatoes are a delicacy. Heil potatoes.

Checkd

there are no "real" statistics on crime and poverty, but they say you aren't say even inside your home, you hear gunshots every night. markets are almost empty and you have to wait hours in the morning waiting in a line so you could get a roll of toilet paper. and forget about condoms..

YOU'LL NEVER BEAT OUR RECORD

I have no questions, just want you to know I'll be by your side all the way through. We are brothers and we won't tolarate more latin blood in the streets.

Is it true the girls start fucking really young there? I know a Venezuelan guy at work and he said if you don't snag a bitch when she's fourteen she's gonna be all used up

Why would she write a 10-month-old meme on money? And how could she misspell it?

I would say load up B-52s with pallets of corn and carpet corn the poor bastards.

But then they will never learn that capitalism is the most natural and productive economic system.

Send the qt women with the big arses to us. There are actually a surprising amount of Lelezuelans in Ireland already. Fuck knows how.

You guys still making boats to float over to Trinidad? I haven't seen any wandering Venezuelans in a while.

If you got the time, read this saavy article
>newyorker.com/magazine/2016/11/14/venezuela-a-failing-state
mostly anything really but I do have a weakness for Janis Joplin, Nina Simone, soul and classical, I love Wagner and Stravinsky
yes, specially in the border with Brazil and Colombia
it's fucking awful man, very depressing to barely survive on your wage

I'm going to need to know more about the red light districts there user. Prices and availability, etc pls

quit bitching, potatoes are great.

get back to us when you're eating your neighbors.

We Chileans never reached that level of destruction in the Allende government, we had the Junta before, god bless them.

You fate is a civil war or a Stalinist dictatorship what a shame.

youtube.com/watch?v=XmVcdfMjM-M

>tfw people in the middle east will never get to experience the joy of bacon

Why the people dont go full "CIVIL WAR NOW"?

Get a brace of Conies, some water and make a stew. Wrap in tin foil and cook for an hour or so over open fire.
taste.com.au/recipes/collections/potato-recipes

>but really gut the nearest gommie you get your hands on

Congratulations you're living in the pinnacle of a socialist nation.

availability - literally everywhere

price - a single fun size candy bar

I'd like to see a future where south America has been so thoroughly coated in vx that not so much as an insect could possibly survive there for thousands of years

Kebab.

Venezuelans trying to steal our memes and can't even spell "Harambe" right. Sad

do you have guns? why not?

why havent yall stormed el presidente's residence yet?

what do you predict the new government will be like once el presidente is overthrown? democratic?

what food do you miss the most?

same question, at that situation any country would be already in a civil war.

Hungry, hoping for change. Clinging on to the last hope as time stretches on.

When will your people rebel?

/pol General Discord:
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Venezula voted for Chavez and socialism and everyone there deserves what is happening. Your current president talks to birds and is on videos shooting people en esa puente. Venezuelans hate eachother and would go out of their way to make sure other Venezuelans don't become more successful than them. Everyone who still lives en venezuela is a lowlife negro de mierda. How do you feel about these facts? (I know many Venezuelans in the states who have told me all this.)

Go freeze yourself, faggot

Maddow said your country is rioting because of oil companies donating to Trump, or something. Is that true?

>Having potatoes
You privileged fuck!

Sorry your country is so shit, dude.
Are there any death squads you could join?

Lmao look at the mad little poor Argentinian monkey
Face it, south and Central America is the source of more problems than the middle east you smelly coke mule

how do you international people speak English? even tajiks and uzbeks speak english here. google translate?

It was at first, but darkness makes it better.

At least we aren't sinking any time soon. Get a lifevest

If you're mashing them add some butter, just on top, if you can get it, also a bit of salt.

But you did sink, Pablo.

Excuse me?
You're sinking quick half caste. Iceland is in absolutely no danger

and a dash of black pepper.

Poor non-white ones, yes. Most white ones won't be virgins by the end of highschool, but they won't start at 14 either.

Why are you guys coming over here?

Fucking burgers, it never stops shocking me.

Still rioting? must be hard to do hungry.
Has Chavez said how he's going to fix this situation?
How's Venezuela so fucked? I know you're commies but...

Also, How does it feel to know that your McDonald's doesn't have French Fries?

And are you out of toilet paper and if so, How many 100 Bolovaries bills have you used to wipe your ass with today?

Ha, dumbass. This really made me laugh!

What OP should do with his potatoes is try to make sex toys out of them until they are all ruined and inedible and then mutilate himself with a razorblade until death to avoid the pain of starvation

True answer is no leader, and no guns to a lesser degree.
But seriously, no leader wiling to guide people and step up. The party opposing the government won't shut up about "peaceful protests".

You're in Iraq right?
Are you in ISIS controlled Iraq m8?

What does MickyD's carry instead of french fries?
Arepas?

Sanderszuela

yesi amirkatsi chem. parskahayem. tehranoom em tzenveh.

holy shit I love venezuela now, buying plane ticket and bringing bags of chocolate asap

>south and Central America is the source of more problems than the middle east
you must not be a fan of newspapers my inbred snow monkey friend.

Turds and viral herpes

Hard part is not standing out as a retarded tourist and getting murdered and robbed.

based potatoes indeed, wish I had some of them peruvian potatoes that basically grow out of nowhere
thanks for macri I'll hope and eat argentinan meat at least once
JUST WAIT
well i'm not white for sure but that's a very simplist perspective of the venezuelan mindset. Maduro's only support comes from the military, 80% of the pop crave for him to get the fuck out.
English it's not that hard, I speak english and some german. Don't you people learn foreing languages in the States?

Some have arepas, but I think the main substitute is yuca fries.
I'm not sure I stopped eating there once the quality went down the shitter and the prices skyrocketed.

Goddamit

VIVA MI GENERAL PINOCHET!!
youtube.com/watch?v=rDgrJHtzdBc

Ugh, I fucking hate yuca

I believe USA suffered more militar losses than Argentina, none of them makes me happy. You just keep thinking about how funny is other people to die for nothing.

No, I would have be crucified for visiting this website.

Shit wasn't supposed to turn out like that. It pisses me off that shit has deteriorated over there like that.

Yuquitas because, no French fries
They're made out yucca....
Also, No bread.

>No, I would have be crucified for visiting this website.

I keked

memes are haram i guess.

Are you christian?

damn dude. I mean I kinda understand that Iraq is fucked up at the moment but Venezuela is practically swimming in oil, has land for production and can actually make a profit, fucking commies are worse than ISIS

Really?
Are you one of those moderate muslims I keep hearing about?

>militar
back to you english as a second language class.

kek.
how's life there? you been bombed lately?

I'll send you food for nudes of sister/mom

Learn how to do use the internet to make some USD instead of browsing Sup Forums and jerking off all day with anime. I do that, and i have 2 little girls, my wife, my grandma who i provide for, and i still have money left to buy a ps4 game and go out every now and then

washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/venezuela-protesters-hit-by-tear-gas-vow-to-keep-pressure-on-government/2017/04/26/c6fbdcaa-29ee-11e7-9081-f5405f56d3e4_story.html?utm_term=.b81e3db0c58d

ayy lmao, Venezuela leaving the OAS. I bet Cuba,Bolivia,Ecuador, and bunch of Caribbean nations do the same, as a sign of solidarity.

Iceland is the shit. The people stand up to the government and shit. ICELAND based AF