What was the point of this war again?

What was the point of this war again?

Anglos killing Europeans for muslims again

>Soros overthrows Ukraine government
>Russians, not willing to put up with it, secede

IMHO Russia should have annexed all of Ukraine, but this is still better than nothing.

Crimea is of strategic jewish interest
It has a lot of jewish secret history such as the Cimmerians, Huns, and Khazars. Who knows what secrets it holds just like who really knows what's buried beneath that desert they want so badly in Palestine-Syria-Lebanon-Iraq-Iran-Afghanistan. Personally I think it has to do with jews further desiring the destruction of human history but I won't rule out space jews and their subterranean tech. I am being very serious too even though this is /x/-tier. The jews are our enemy and we are at war with them. They are the elite and have always been the elite. They really are different from us. Their lies permeate every aspect of our culture and history including ancient history.

A good day to coordinate a large-scale real holocaust would be Purim for the irony factor

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dick length showing

>2013
>Ukrainian president has to choose between EU and a trade union with Russia, Belaruse, Borat, etc.
>Pro Western people (mostly younger) have a peaceful demo
>Suddenly riot police beat the shit out of scrawny kids
>people get mad
>president does nothing because he's a Russian puppet, riot police not arrested
>people chimp out
>Russia uses the chaos and chimpout, oyvey it's a coup we must save Russian population in Crimea
>Russia invades Crimea with a Russian NAVY situated in Sevastopol

>inb4 ITS DA JOOOOS ITS DA SOROS CHEMTRAILS MAKING FROGS GAY

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Putin up to his typical variant of kikery.

>MUH SAVIOR OF TEH HUWHYTE RAYCE

Putin likes to suck dick and hates when Ukraine tells him to fuck off and be gay somewhere else

>At least (western) half of Ukraine buddying towards EU and NATO
>nation destabilising because ((())) subversion, also chaotic
>NATO already pushing closer to Russian borders, this is not good
>Crimea having Russia's only substancial warm water naval base (apart from the small one in Tartus in Syria)
>geopolitical existential threat
>muh Russian 'attack as defense'
> "muh Russians in Crimea' meme as about 60% of Crimea is Ruskie.

It's really just old Soviet borders and NATO hounding them. Gas pipelines too.

America wanting a puppet governemnt in order to further isolate a resurgent Russia.

That is all.

Thank you, Ms Nuland, you bloodthirsty CUNT

thank you anderson cooper, and now the latest on assad nailing babies to crosses

You poor dumb bastard.
If this is how you think this god awful mess started, then you are just another childish sheep. I suggest you go and do some proper research. Steer clear of Fox, CNN etc.

>Russia wants to secure it's black sea fleet and gain an unsinkable aircraft carrier to help them quickly secure the region in the event of war

What are you 12? basic geopolitics.
also slav corruption. A lot of it.

beäutifyll grand duchy of Finland displayed with her own borders

you're forgetting some key elements
>by the fall of the USSR Russia and NATO agreed that Ukraine would be part of Russia's sphere of influence (or at least be out of NATO's)
>EU started to meddle on Ukrainian affairs, as we know
>If Ukraine became part of the EU, or even NATO, Russia could have another base near its borders
>So, take what you can and leave them be. They took Crimea for its potential as a port and access to warm waters.
>The bullshit argument of "russian majority" is only possible due to the West's principle of self-determination. Russia justifies itself based on it face the international community and points to the West's hypocrisy on the matter, as the principle of self determination is absolutely not respected by the US.
Also, Ukraine and Russia had some unresolved issues since the fall of the ussr, so there's that.

>be sheep
>get angry at Russia for invading neighbors
But then
>play Shogun 2: Total War
>use Christian Missionaries to cause rebellions in neighboring provinces
>rebels take over the province
>invade and conquer the rebels with grolious ottomo supremacy
>acquire territory without going to war with the former owner of the province, or even gaining any enmity with them
At last I truly see

Why doesn't Russia just pay the Ukraine with natural gas and financial aid to 'buy' the crimea?

russians have been using the ports in crimea for a long time its not a potential port it has been a russian port for decades

Not an argument

Heh, cocholes is so greedy...

They tried this, that's why the people (who may or may not have a point) were pissed off because their politicians were always in bed with the Russia authoritarian mafia state and not super cool EU and US of A, or just nationalists (and even neo-nazis)
How (((grassroots))) that uprising was, is another matter.