Brit/pol/

>Theresa May has been criticised by Muslim MPs for setting the election date for during Ramadan, as Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.

standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-criticised-by-muslim-mps-for-scheduling-election-during-ramadan-a3524506.html

>Wales to turn blue for the first time in 100 years
itv.com/news/wales/2017-04-24/shock-poll-suggests-tories-ahead-in-wales/

>Arron Banks decides not to stand in Clacton
order-order.com/2017/04/24/banks-bottles-it/

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

>UKIP are re-branding themselves as anti-Islamic, pro-British Cultural Nationalists
[YouTube] UKIP new Policy. British culture, British law, British language (embed)

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First for Trotty.

>there was no Brit/pol/ thread for over 5 minutes
Unacceptable lads

I refuse to pay taxes to European "governments" (namely the German and Swiss ones) that actively genocide us. I'm not a masochist, traitor or idiot

No, to Pinochet and your heroes.
If you lived under them, wouldn't you be a sycophant?

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SHOCK POLL SHOWS LABOUR WINNING IN MARGINAL SEATS AND CLOSING GAP IN POLLS

Con: 37%
Lab: 30%
LDem: 14%
UKIP: 6%
SNP: 4.7%
Grn: 4%

National Prediction: Conservative short 1 of majority

Con: 325 (-6)
Lab: 230 (-2)
LDem: 16 (+8)

SAY IT WITH ME BRIT/POL/

HUNG PARLAMENT!

No, to Pinochet and your heroes.
If you lived under them, wouldn't you be a sycophant??

>watch porn
>woman is so fucking orange she's brown
>she has tits that just look like bowls a foot apart from each other
>she starts having sex
>pissing transparent fluid now
>"Oh daddy, you're making me squirt!"
>turn off video and masturbate to a still image of Milena Velba again
Honestly, and I mean honestly, who finds this attractive?

>Which seats lad?

You do don't you lad,
>Admit it and you'll feel better.

Kek no one will let that go. Things are getting a bit nerve racking alright but it looks like we might hold out given the fixtures.

Don't get me started on poor jurgen!

This is what you want.

Labour are firing their big guns early.

Then Tories retaliate and gain the momentum which you want to crescendo on election day.

>Have to make the choice between voting for Comrade cuckbyn and losing muh nukes and getting throatfucked by Islam or voting for Milk Snatcher 2.0 and losing muh civil liberties and NHS

I fucking hate this countries parties

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A Friendly Reminder

>he thinks the NHS is salvageable
>he thinks Labour can save it
You fell for the meme

>Squeaky Bum time.
Will be interesting.

What's your beef with Jurgen? I think he may win the scousers a Title if he stays another 4 years at least.

Set every election day during Ramadan.

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The NHS needs a bit more money and a lot more restructure.

I wouldn't like to live under Pinochet in the first place, because he didn't run a racial nation or ethnic state. I respect what he did with commies though. In a homogenous Germany with ethnicity based citizenship, I would have payed taxes.

The NHS is salvageable, the conservatives are deliberately strangling it so that it will eventually lose public support and they can replace it with American style insurance system

I fucking hate Theresa May, everything that comes out of her mouth is statist shit, yet I also hate corbyn, because he's a fucking Argentine fellating, IRA loving commie

thoughts?

But under a dictatorship model, how could you oppose decisions you disagreed with.

>You brought these figures up btw.

The purpose of a mass influx of migrants is to destroy national identity.

Right now, citizens of the EU identify themselves as British, French, German, Spanish, Italian, etc. and identify with their nation's history and their nations culture.

Through a massive influx of a population disassociated with their host nation's identity, however, the EU can begin to implement a European identity to replace the status quo.

This is calculated, and the purpose isn't for goodwill.

The EU took a trade block intended to streamline trade and commandeered formerly sovereign nations through financial monetary control, legislative control, and border control.

Question: Do Europeans actually believe the migrants are going to leave?

just big LDem gains in places they lost in 2015

CIVIC! Carswell loses his Essex seat to the Tories

Labour wins Gower

Ynys Mon goes to Plaid

youtube.com/watch?v=0UNwAKMjJ_A
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Ivan III exterminated "noble" mongol class and rightful heirs of that gook

>lib dems
>14%

You lost me there

Fair enough.
Want it to happen.
But think May looks too strong as a leader.

want secret visits to mummy tbqh

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The ones that are here currently probably won't, but at the current level they can probably be successfully integrated, it will just take time, despite what Sup Forums will tell you, most of them aren't violent and with time their views and politics can be brought round to something approaching normality

The problem is stemming the flow while the level is still manageable, if the immigrant population were to double from what it is now than it would take triple the time to integrate them etc. if it were to quadruple it could probably never be accomplished

I seriously doubt Mr. Sinner is going to see a yellow surge except maybe in his bed the night before polling day.

No it's primary role is Economic; to suppress wages.

The rest is just a bonus.

Im hoping for a Sergio aguero-esque title winner. Yeah haha but seems like there's been a dry patch and he got them knocked out of a free competitions, so I was giving them a bit of stick.

I think I might turn in lad. It's stupid o'clock in the morning. Night.

>Theresa May has been criticised by Muslim MPs for setting the election date for during Ramadan, as Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.

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NHS soon to be VHS

It's the empire Germany has always wanted.

for fucks sake

he must be gay

Night lad, but one last thought.
>Doesn't Klopp look like a particular EU Commissioner/Beaureaucrat who has been giving it large over brexit? Always on the news.

Night lad

Not our Tim.

Could Farron look any more like he has relations with kids?

>muh milk

I wonder how many of you lads I have spoken to before. How many I have had the same conversation with multiple times. hmmmm

All that projecting finally makes sense.

He can't go on living a lie much longer can he?

I would stop underestimating the Lib Dems if I were you. No matter what happens they will gain a good amount of seats. The university tuition thing has been forgotten by most and the way they positioned themselves with the Remain camp will help as well.

Verhofstadt springs to mind..

Night night!

>Money service
>TV
>Phone
>Rail
>Health
>Mobile
>Airlines

All your national services ARE belong to Me.
>I'll buy your arse next.

YOU

It'll be tighter than what most people think but there's no one else we can trust with Brexit. That alone means she has 52% of the vote.

I swear we will find out he is like this:

>The university tuition thing has been forgotten by most
No it bloody hasn't, Tim came onto my Uni campus and got shat on by liberals for "sleeping with the tories", it'll take a generation to forget about their partaking in the coalition

No, but I belive we will repatriate them or terrorise our governments into submissions.

youtube.com/watch?v=WIKg3Qexn7U

>Yes. Yes he could.
>Just copy my style and get a yacht.

Ta, thats the one.

You are correct in everything you say. The answer to your question is No, but some brain dead anons think it will happen.

Good BASED Uni.
>Never forget.
>National Tory Condom.

Degenerate.

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Not a bother

Where's an articulated lorry when you need one?

You remember what happened with Germans in Czechoslovakia? With Asians in Uganda? With Whites in Mugabistan? There will be ethnic states in Europe. Your problem that Britain might fail the shitfest

And France enabling them as usual. Pussies.

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i dont get it pal

>if the immigrant population were to double from what it is now than it would take triple the time to integrate them

Are you aware that Europe in general had declining birth rates prior to the migration problem?

Are you aware that impoverished, uneducated people generally populate at an exceptional rate?

If you introduce a large amount of outside people to a new population pool, those people tend to band together and assimilation takes longer. Sure there are migrants disbursed throughout areas within countries, but statistically we are seeing entire neighborhoods being represented by migrants who want to be near people they feel comfortable with due to sharing the same culture and language.

Migrants will get citizenship, and they will dominate various voting districts. They may not dominate the overall legislation in each European country, but they will influence legislation.

The legislation they influence, will not identify with the national identity, but their own identity.

No.

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Like I said, it takes time, but it can be done, the larger the block the longer it takes

>Ramadan, as Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.
I didn't know this was a thing. Every country should hold elections during this time

>tfw accidentally left the rimmer trip on

> Virgin military.

Only £2bn a year for a subscription.

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lol
I've seen her arsehole

Maybe Jim'll fix it for Tim?

Lads, why did you make him do this?
metro.co.uk/2017/04/26/cctv-shows-teenager-leave-rucksack-packed-with-explosives-on-busy-tube-train-6600064/

>This post is SATIRE.

>election during ramadan

she is approaching trump-tier dimensional chess

Those lads in the back waiting for initiation day.

Go on...

You in?
Its on the 4th facebook page

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Maggie fixed it for meeeee.

No crossing swords.

post pics of hottest brits. i need to yank my yank cock to anglos pls.

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best brit around

Saggy hog jowls, and slack cheeks. The childless pensioner, May, looks like the mask picture, or even better this picture.

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dyel as fuck desu

Masturbating to the Queen is a sin

I agree, thats why i said best brit instead of hottest

i just wanted an excuse to post HM ITT desu

>these new industries which we are creating in Britain today will be destroyed as the old industries were, simplified, rationalised machinery, with a few white surveyors, and then the masses of cheap, coloured labour, torn off the land and taken into the sweatshops to work and labour, and cough their guts out with tuberculosis until they too are thrown on the scrapheap of the sweatshops.
wtf mosley was an anti racist?

no PMs pls
she was quite beautiful but i cant disgrace her majesty like that.
mega cutie but she could probably beat me up.

keep em coming ladz

Like anyone sane, he said we can all get along as equals, friends and in peace in separate countries.

youtube.com/watch?v=dRHetRTOD1Q