Tfw head count is on the spectrum

>tfw head count is on the spectrum

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>one bagina
Which one feels the orgasm?

Two headjobs are better than one

was literally about to ask this

Are they still virgins? Has some lucky guy gotten a double blowjob from them yet?

Pretty sure someone posted what looked like their sextape a few days ago.

I'd do them

If I remember correctly
They are actually both married to two separate men
>I can only imagine how awkward darting was for them

Does she have a FaceFacebook?

>tfw getting a blowjob from an ettin

nothing like it, bros

>These (This?) Girls can get fucking married
>I can't get laid

Fuck it all.

>Inb4 back2r9k

link?

No link, all I saw was an image

I saved this for you thank me later

personally, i find them very very hot. but i do have 1 question, how do taxes work? i mean they count as 2 people, but they cant physically work 2 jobs, so do they both get taxed??

That bottom picture is one of the worst shops I've seen in a while, but I fapped anyway. Thanks user.

>implying one body can do the work of two people

explain this

Women have life on easy mode even midgets can get laid easily yet the men are fucked

they could both work in a call center
really anything that only uses voice they can both do separately

god they would make so much money doing porn

everyone would pay to have the 2 headed bitch

fun fact: one of them controls the right arm and the other controls the left arm, but they can type on a keyboard with their eyes closed

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that is one trash photoshop.

So they can communicate telepathicaly? Holy shit

but their literally next to eachother all day, how would they focus on their own calls without confusing the person on the phone?

That actually was fun and interesting.

scientists have no idea how they do it. i watched a documentary about them because reasons

I always wondered but do conjoined twins who live long enough to be eligible to vote be able to vote twice?

Since they share the same body do they count as one person or because they have 2 brains do they count as separate votes?

i can't fap to this

they get two votes, obviously. the real question is, if one of them murders you, do they both get locked up?

yes because one can only operate her side of the body.

Nah, I think It's looked at as 100% disability. Either it's one vote, or they can't vote.

But it's looked as 100% disability, no doubt about it. I'm sure they get some hella sick benefits...

underrated

I remember these freaks. They only reason they didn't get aborted was because the parents were Christ-tards who believe that every mutant is sacred in the eyes of the lord. Oh well.

If one of them dies does half the body rot off

what if one is a democrat and one is a republican?

one licking your balls, the other licking your asshole

wew

they both do.
Just imagine, you would literally give two girls an orgasm at the same time, every time.

If one identifies as a male, does the vagina become a male vagina or does it stay a female vagina?

Who remembers the monorail episode of the Simpsons where it cuts the conjoined twins in half?

feminine benis

Their legs seem pretty far apart, is it possible that they have two vaginas?

what if one decides they don't sexually identify as a conjoined twin, does that mean the other one can be arrested for failing to respect the other's gender identity?

which one does anal?

If one consents to sex and the other one doesn't, is it rape?

who controls the poops?

WHO POOP LAST?
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If one want to masturbate and the other does not has she rapped herself?

I...


I never thought of this before...

>has she rapped herself?

If one dies they both die because blood from the living one will get stuck in the dead one and the living one will die of blood loss.

Can two people decide to be transconjoined and get sewn together?

When they shit, who wipes?

>pic related
the question is who has to wipe. do they take turns? maybe the play Rock Paper Scissors to decide

>These (This?) Girls can get fucking married
>I can't get laid
You are literally less desirable than a 2 headed freakshow act, but aren't we all.

what if they squeeze the dead one to push the blood back out

>Mentally ill person takes a liking to you
>demands you get conjoined with xer
>If you don't comply you're arrested for intolerance

Impossible, it clots when it stops moving and fucks everything up.

not if I get arrested for murder first

So.... which head has control of the body?

Decent chance that eventually one will die before the other and the other will know that she will be die soon while she morns her dead sister.

are you sure the blood would stop moving in the dead one? the heart could probably push it through

i remember seeing a woman with two vagina holes in her pussy. i wonder if this ogre has it too?

jokes aside if they die due to failure of a shared organ they both die simultaneously

>freaks

better look in the mirror, skippy

What if one of them shoots someone? Do they both go to jail?

It would be pretty nice to have them push their faces together around your dick to give you a facejob

The funny thing is there would be 100s of Chads just chomping at the bit to have sex with them for sole purpose of having the bragging rights.

what if one of them shoots the other and the other survives? Do they put the criminal and the victim in prison together?

yes, head 1 could have stopped head 2 and didn't so she is an accomplice.

Organ distribution

The twins have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most located at or below the level of the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord.[8]

2 heads
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 stomachs
2 gallbladders
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine (one colon)
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 bladder
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
2 legs

One could have a heart attack and the other one not.

Kek

So, one wouldn't need to eat anything and still survive?

desu I have a fetish for uggos. I'd passionatley fuck the one on the right, dat horsemouth ah say gawd damn

Stop implying a vote even matters

shared circulatory system means one heart would still be pushing blood though.
Although with two hearts one might wonder if they have blood pressure spikes that will lead to early death through aneurysm

>third arm removed
oh fucking bullshit what a waste, they could have been like that blue guy from wolfenstein 3d

Jesus fucking Christ it's like a god damn Space Marine.

>blue guy
just checked, thought his skin was blue but it's grey, I meant the mutant and not the SS

I used to quality as a chad (have fallen off but used to have a 6 pack and am 188cm with green eyes) and I would have chosen them over any hot chick just to say I did it. And the double blowjob.

fucking lol

>Serbia
well look on the bright side, with all the depleted uranium that NATO scattered around your country you could probably find one of these locally

HA

there was a famous case of literally siamese brothers attached near the waist and when one died the other brother freaked out so bad he died too

I wonder if they make out while fapping/getting pounded

These 2 are cuter

shut up, jap

Who controlls the body?
Does both of them do it or just one?
Can they read eachothers mind?


What is this creature? I got so many questions

>Spain
your opinion hasn't mattered to me since 1975

>Just imagine, you would literally give two girls an orgasm at the same time, every time.
hahahahahaha, that is ripe....Everyone knows that women don't have orgasms LOL.

apparently each person controls half but they can walk and type because they have been practicing synchronizing their movements literally every waking moment of their entire lives and the human brain is so incredibly adaptable that even abnormal person can switch their left and right speaker cables and play an FPS and within a few days their brain can remap left and right and they don't notice anything out of the ordinary

Kek.
Always knew I liked you gooks for a reason

If they get married, wouldn't that be Polygamy?

And their children would have 1 Daddy and 2 Mommies

>Who controlls the body?
I think it is a group effort.....I vaguely remember getting all drunked up a few years ago and watching a video of these circus clowns learning to drive....I believe that each of them had to take the driving cert test....I.e. THEY had to take the test twice.

I think they each have control of a leg and arm, so things need to be communicated verbally or mentally....

The blood an shit would still be pumped to the tissue so I guess it would stay fresh

thats just 2 heads on one body omg
ffFFFuuuuu c c c kkk

the left one is clearly dominant

does pooping have to be.. coordinated too?
like each one, pushes with their rectum at th esame time
w tf

The taller one is dominant but if you watch them on youtube they both kinda function as one entity, finishing each others sentences or sharing sentences. It's really weird to watch

Wew...

MOAR TWO hEADED SLUTS!!