Korean TV watch thread

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I fucked that link up.

youtube.com/watch?v=ellqZQ431iY

Is this actually NK art?

It's starting!

I think it's edited. I got it from Sup Forums. Probably based on propaganda though.

>tfw one of these may be the last DPRK broadcasts
We history bros.

The newslady is on.

We need a translation.

Holy shit is that all artillery?

ChunnnnGG sa ne se dada te.
ChUUUNnnnnnnnG chitane haranse pochenetzo
Chuuuuuuuuungggggggggg sa ni de dadada

Yes, they had a drill yesterday.

stream is down

ww3 starts nao

KEK

why does she say chung so much

I love how fat and happy he is watching that defenseless island get tore the fuck up. You know he is imagining that lump of shit to be NYC. Dream on little fat man, dream on.

It's happening!

Is this news show always in a photograph/slide show format? I feel like I've heard of them photoshopping shit before years ago.

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ChUUUUUngggg ho so lu tsanineto?!
I CHuuN GGNGNGG i sudanento a

NOOOOOORRRR SOO DORR IIIIYYY YAAHH HAAAA

SPOOOOO KIIIIII SPOOOO KIII SKE LEEE TUUUUN

This seems important.

ChUUUUUuuuNGGG mun kUM me dan
poy yo di chum hang mi dan yo woh cam mi dan

This museum curator girl looks pretty.

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>murals of US tanks and soldiers getting destroyed and set on fire

Some interesting words I'm sure they say:
lideo - leader
po - artillery
keun - great
jeog - enemy
ag - evil
migug - america
byeongsa - soldier
jug-eum - death
pogtan - bomb
indeed
Ke dum SUNGNGNGGN ha nari neto
E CHUNGGGGGGgg a sori meda

Have they said "imperialist scum dogs" yet?

>photoshopping shit before years ago.
look up red star os wallpapers if you want a good kek

ssaum - fight
gyegeub - rank

jegugjuui sseulegi gae - imperialist scum dogs

Probably. They just showed paintings of US soldiers dying.

they've got some nice music, maybe i'll move there to help rebuild in a few years

hangbog - surrender
mogug - motherland
salamdeul-ui - people's
omul - filth
cheongso - to clean
paebaesikida - to defeat

You know what's really weird? They still use analog TV. It's like some pre-2009 vaporwave shit right there.

>salamdeul-ui - people's
that was just in that song's chorus, i believe

sal am deul -ui

>yfw vaporwave existed to prime you to be receptive to DPRK propaganda

Cheers. Music is nice, pretty country too. Video is possibly hypnotic, I feel the urge to move there and ride mountain bikes now.

But of course donglyo (comrade)

Time to learn some shit. Maybe it'll help us get jobs over there after the war.
Vaporwave is just cultural marxism after all

Or ride a tank to battle. Patriotic as fuck desu.

ChUUUUUUnnnNNNGgggg chung is back?

I feel bad for North Korean people. They are brainwashed, hungry, bored people.

This fucking thing about N Korea at all. It's just one fucked up hostage situation. It needs to be knocked over and the modern world needs to come in.

Look at the fucking nothing-ness. Look at the grass, mountains...fucking nothing

What would happen if someone hijacked their broadcast?

this is just red pilling me how nice it is over there.

we'd hurt them more by just pretending to be friends for a couple decades and americanize the place.

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shim-ni-da - It is the honorified formal polite speech level present tense declarative sentence ending conjugation of the verb.

Werid... - gimyohan

They know only fear sadly. The redpilled ones watch American movies like Titanic from China according to a refugee on reddit.
Someone innocent gets dragged away into the night.

It would be extremely painful.

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Now that's just sad

Almost have me sold. I shall now endeavor to double my efforts in fully realizing the Juche ideal.

Makes sense. In a communist society they are taught to treat their neighbors as their very own family.

Ive met her

Are they going to eat the pine cones? Serious question...

>I miss the polluted air and water
What did she mean by this?

Torches. Damn.

I guess a plantation pipe is too high tech for them.

That's China. North Korea is pretty much untouched and is like a giant nature preserve dotted with a few gulags.

I don't think that's just communism, it's homogeneity and a value in tradition. I have family who lived under communism. You become a lot more suspicious of people. It's probably easy when you're lower class and poor instead of in the cities where you have to pray for someone else's head to roll instead of your own.
She probably watched a lot of tv

>pic related - poor thing :(

i dunno what corn rice is. but isn't white rice kinda shitty and bleached compared to most rice, even in sk?

i need to do a vacation there before the globalists get to it

those vast stretches untapped minerals bout to get they ass tapped

Looks pretty course like powder. White rice is chewy.

>Kim Jong Un helps plant trees with the people

Christmas tree farming

She speaks like a fucking poet. An abnormally squeemish, childlike anime poet.

You're a big guy.

look at all that chinesium

>Ke dum SUNGNGNGGN ha nari neto
>E CHUNGGGGGGgg a sori meda


CHING LING POW TING CHANG CHING KING POW PANG PONG DONG KING DING CHANG TILING LING HING SANG CHONG PONG!!!!! CHING CHANG!!! CHING CHANG!!!!

i just checked out a few other pictures of it. i think i may rather have corn rice. but im sure after having shit quality corn rice for their whole life and then having some nice fluffy white rice, it's heaven.

something about white rice bothers me though (same with white bread pretty much), all the nutrition is bleached out and it tastes like nothing. i'd either have a shit meal nutritiously that tastes delicious or a great meal nutritiously that's bland

The science building is shaped like an atom particle.

Get in here! It's movie time!

Get in here, comrades!

They're walking straight into an American ambush!

Shit I have to sleep but that was thoroughly enjoyable. Tell Trump to leave them the fuck alone. NK is best K. We should join them in Juche, not bomb them.

>the sound effect of the axe hitting the tree is banging a hollow drum

The Koreans are struggling through famine but are guided by Juche (symbolised by the red flag).

The soldiers near the bonfires were wearing Japanese Fascist uniforms. It's probably set in WWII. Luckily they managed to escape them.

Bump for funky CHUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

They're going through the news now.

The Peoples News Network seems dry af

Yeah, I think they just went over foreign threats of invasion because they showed the United Nations. Maybe the Korean people know Trump said he would deal with Kim.

I wonder what they say about events happening elsewhere in the world.

They were showing the UN so they went over that at least.

Are they seriously just reading the Ching-chong Chronicle straight off the fucking page on air? That's so lazy

Did they take that footage from other news agencies? Or do they have their own state journalists that go abroad?

Niqqua where iz da subdiddles

I don't speak ching chong nip nong

Nice trips, but it's even worse than you imagine

youtube.com/watch?v=871wCQdsANI

I'm not sure but I assume they probably just took the footage from SK or Japanese news agencies.

It's not bleached, it's polished between two rolling sandpaper sheets to make it look pretty. You can get whole grain rice with the skins still attached, but it's kind of greyish and it doesn't look as appealing. The healthy oils are in the skins though, so whole grain rice is much healthier to eat, but it also holds a lot more moisture when cooked so it's not really suited for making fried rice.

youtube.com/watch?v=V8_8pdjcefk

Interesting. I wonder if Kim has personally shitposted with us at one point or another.

Well yeah, the average IQ in North Korea is like a 106? They're not dumb people.

It's cartoon time!

CARTOONS

This is some weird stop motion animation cartoon.

Kek, NK animation quality isn't too different than USA's for young kids

The red stars represent good conscious.

I think they ripped the pages out of her book.

I have ironically watched collectively about 10 minutes of this when it has been posted here. Am I on a list now?

Do you think the apartments have windows on the front doors in the average nork apartment block.

No, it's YouTube.
In Pyongyang probably. I can't speak for the impoverished countryside.

What I mean is it's on YouTube from a stream that is able to be accessed across the SK border of the DMZ.

There is nothing wrong with watching DPRK Robot Chicken

Kek.

And now we have SUPREME MARSHALL APPROVED COLLABORATIVE DANCING

Imagine being stuck in cell having to watch this all day