George Osborne >Can't juggle 6 jobs at once >Propaganda and warmongery take up too much of his time >Can't be arsed to pretend anymore >Still reps the Northern Powerhouse
Eric Pickles >Ate all the pies >Committed election fraud last time
Andrew Trie >Arch-Remainer >Retiring to gold ticket job
Gerald Howarth >Make way for the new Thatcher
Simon Burns >Called Bercow "stupid sanctimonious dwarf" >Diddled expenses
Angela Watkinson >Health reasons
Alan Haselhurst >Fell out with his backers
Peter Lilley >Leaving due to 'Teresa' May [pornstar]
Alan Johnson >Retiring boring old fart
David Anderson >Family reasons
Pat Glass >Too many gaffes
Andrew Smith >Retiring
Graham Allen >Ill health
:::Corbyn Casualties::: Michael Dugher >Corbyn "didn't like things I'd been writing" Andy Burnham >Would rather be mayor of his non-native Manchester Gisela Stuart >too blue Jim Dowd >Retiring: "Selling Jeremy Corbyn on the doorstep is not a simple task" Tom Blenkinsop >Irreconcilable differences Rob Marris >Couldn't handle the Corbyn Iain Wright >Would rather take a big-money job than work with Jez Fiona MacTaggart >Didn't believe Labour could win
James Young
Failed thread
Kayden Long
Failed country
Jason Edwards
Camilla Cavendish says we should use inheritance tax to pay for social care bill
>So what you gonna fill my mouth up with spunk and then I'm gonna show you and then swallow it? >Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are >Yeah? Do you like that? >Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill your mouth up with my cum. See it in your mouth and then- >-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue* >FACKIN right you are >I hope you've saved all your spunk? >Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL >Got about THREE DAYS WURF >Well, a couple. OARGH FACK >[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot? >FACKIN >I hope you really enjoy that >OH FACK YEAH >Yeah >OAARGH go on >Loads in there. Cream, I love it >OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for my cum? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues] >*shows tongue* >Oh yeah white cum >Mmm swallowed the lot >FACKIN did didn't ya? >Hhmm. Lick that bit off there >Dirty cunt you. Lovely >Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that? >FACKIN right I did!
Alexander James
Failed empire
Connor Hughes
This thread is better. Sage all black pill threads.
Juan Peterson
Remember.
Robert Torres
What do you think lads?
Jace Gutierrez
failed everything full stop
Jaxson Williams
Here you go
Carson Torres
Scouser?
Jonathan Stewart
hahahaha underrated post
Luke Scott
>Theresa May has been criticised by Muslim MPs for setting the election date for during Ramadan, as Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period. Holy fuck please tell me this is legit and please tell me she's not gonna cuck? Oh! And PLEASE tell me this sets the date for every election from now on. Slimes need to get out of our politics tee bee aitch family
Brody Davis
Reminder May was a Remainer Leave her this election
Jaxson Gutierrez
Anyone else finding Brit/pol/ a bit bad-tempered lately?
Austin Morgan
>Tripfag war >General Election >MSM bullshit >Blackpills everywhere
I'm optimistic though
Never Tory
Robert Phillips
Anyone else got one of these mayoral elections to vote in? My area will be a Labour-Tory race so I'm going UKIP first preference, tory as second.
Lucas Nguyen
What is this new meme?
Jose Lee
Warsi was the single worst MP since Blair. Now she's a Baroness. The system fucking stinks.
Adam Long
>yeah let's vote Labour instead they will give us a good Brexit >yeah vote UKIP instead and get absolutely nothing but "muh vote total"
Isaiah Hernandez
>Sky news has just talked to a British ISIS suspect held in turkey >End interview >We have more stories in the meantime The ride never ends
Jordan Collins
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't support the English Defence League
If I refused to work obstinately enough could they institutionalize me for my own good?
The idea of being locked away from society is very appealing, but somehow prison (which'd be really easy.) holds no appeal. Maybe because it's difficult to "get better" from a jail sentence.
Purely academic question, as my shit job has so drained me of willpower that I no longer have the necessary will to refuse work, oh what cruelty.
Camden Turner
FUCKING POLES SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE FUCK OFF
Joshua Williams
No, it's all "care in the community" now, only way you'd get put in some facility is if you tried to kill yourself or were a danger to others.
Joshua Roberts
They can't vote in a GE unless they're naturalised. Local and EU elections only.
Logan Parker
post your best rare moggies and moggy videos
Jaxson Martinez
You'll just be poor and homeless?
Michael Green
...
Asher Nguyen
YouGov's sampling always goes to shit in the run up to an election. It won't be a swing in raw polling numbers, it'll be a change in the way results are weighted.
Jonathan Morris
feels real good lads
the people are breaking the conditioning
first they realise may is clueless then they realise corbyn has been unfairly smeared by the media
>tory PM holds another vote they are sure they will win >loses >leaves office jej
Austin Collins
we should all stop working kill the neoliberal monster
Could they vote in the EU referendum? I remember reading some newspaper interview where the Polish guy said he was voting Leave because he hated his brother and didn't want him to come.
Jason Fisher
No, you can only be sent to the loony bin if you're too insane to be treated in the community
Joshua Thomas
I'm fucking fuming lads. Im on my lunch from work right now and this fucking just happened
>Having a friendly chat with one of my mates at work about politics >He said he voted remain and Labour in the last GE >I said I voited leave and UKIP >He seems shocked and asked how I could do that >Say "I'm a racist bigot I suppose" >We both laugh and get on with our days >Two days later today I'm dragged into a meeting with my manager and a member of HR whos recording everything >The other guy reported me and said he was extremely offended by what I said >Its now on record that I have extreme views and I admitted that I was a "racist bigot" >Ask if its a fucking joke >It isnt >I was told not to discuss politics at work and that I can be fired for any further trouble >I have to keep my "extreme racist bigoted" views to myself
I'm in fucking shock. This guy, who I thought was a mate of mine, actually was so offended by me saying I voted leave and UKIP that he tried to get me sacked! You fucking hear about this shit happening but it never happens to you. Considering fucking quitting just because I shouldnt have to be walking on eggshells because some cunt might complain. I did literally nothing wrong and now management think I'm a fucking clan member
Hudson Taylor
>Could they vote in the EU referendum? No, only UK and commonwealth citizens (so that means Maltese and Cypriots from the EU too)
Isaac Adams
Am i redpilled enough lads?
Christopher Mitchell
>finally earning good wage after years of minimum wage >20% tax now
Alexander White
Go to the daily mail lad
Tyler Taylor
>things that didn't happen Neat.
Easton White
Take it up with him and say it was a joke. Get him to explain himself. Once he does, get him to apologise to management.
Matthew Sanchez
just fuck the cunt up outside of work
Ian Walker
Call citizens advice lad, it's not legal to discriminate against someone based on how they vote
Matthew Jackson
"Care in the community" means "die in a street waiting for ESA", doesn't it?
Thought as much, didn't think our society would offer anyone an easy way out.
I often fantasise about people killing themselves en-masse until society as a collective system realizes it's going to have to make life more bearable or stop existing entirely. (Emphasis on killing *themselves* though, the effectiveness of the message is lost if people die involuntarily.)
"Treated" in this context means "being left to stave" though, doesn't it? (Since it's not something you could drug away, it's just a single irrational refusal to engage in self-sufficiency.)
Chase Campbell
Had enough of women lads. Gunna wait until I'm old then gunna Peter Sutcliffe everyone desu.
Nolan Lee
vote Labour bcs this climate is the work of the neocons and globalists. they roll the totalitarianism and surveillance like pros
Austin Ross
No, only citizens or commonwealth living in the UK, UK territory in the EU had a vote as well
