FUCKING RISK NIGGERS

WE PLAY RISK QUICK GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

please stop torturing me i just wanna play risk

hop in then mate
all colours are free rn

Blue

Miguelinileugim's Hive Mind

Nigeria

Also get a bigger map you lazy fuck.

top fucking kek

australia is ass
red
australia

this is fucking hilarious op

no u
It's past my bedtime
be glad I'm hosting

reeeeee
stop bullying me ausfags and make a country

Actually I chose it because of strategic considerations.

I mean, yeah, kek, super-kek, lots of kek.

"Spanish are white"

protip aussies this guy is a reddit fag
NOW MAKE MORE NATION GODDAMNIT

Nah we're people of color, now gimme a couple shots of positive discrimination please.

And u are a bunch of rednecks. What's the prob?

¡Camarada!

This will serve as mupdate unless new players post I guess
also i made australia a country and will just use there shitposting as npc rolls

100percent white Iberian Irish here

fugg

Judenreich

Light blue

Israel

Get a bigger map

takes rest of australia

light blue is taken cuck and if you habe complaints please do it urself

Go take over Argentina

Also whoever has taken over Spain, thanks, NAP? :)

Use this please

Then make it green, put it on the map, and I take over Syria after gassing all the goyim

German Reich
Grey
Berlin

No western extremadurans allowed, sorry.

A TODO GAS TIO
DAME ESA ONDA VITAL

Sorry man I have gym in like 4 hours and I have to sleep.

I made you pink but sure.

okay

Invade Brown cunts

Aqui tienes: )))))))))))))

I can't see fucking shit how the fuck is anyone supposed to play you stupid Maori rape baby

australia then s.a

>Not getting its a meme

OK suckers I'm taking over now. You'll see I've taken a few liberties but I'm sure this will help create a more balanced gameplay.

Push north

With their eyes numbnuts
open it in another tab and zoom or something
I can just do your orders for you if ur blind
stfu abo he is american he's not allowed to get memes

MAJOR CASUALTIES IN EUROPE,

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move take NZ and move into asia

Ok fine, I move into Egypt

Kill brown cunts

Finish conquering south america, starting from the south!

Let's be friends, you take over asia, I take over the US. You get anime I get monster trucks. Deal?

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fuck off be friends with me

vale, don pepe y los globos

I think that's a filter, not a layer.

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Push into Persia

continue taking asia

BLITZKRIEG THE KIKES GAS THEM ALL

You can take over russia as glorious germany deserves, I'll take africa. Let's stop the pink homo scum!

>it's a goyim are doing it again episode

Take over africa, go as south as humanly possible.

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deal but we also gotta crush the ausfag

Never Again! Push into Southern Europe.

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

continue moving morth along pacific coast

Attack Africa in general, avoid grey germany, he's my ally.

You'll take over asia until you find Kangaroo guy, I'll keep conquering africa and attack him from the back as soon as you two start fighting.

BITTER TRENCH WAR IN EASTERN EUROPE
MILLIONS DEAD

BLUE AND RED CONTINUE ANNEXING TRIBES AROUND THEIR NATIONS

avoid lobezno he's my agallas el perro cobarde

fuck these kikes are taking to long too die kill them op

take japan and continue moving along pacific

I have enough of africa already, my presence in the continent is guaranteed. ATTACK PINK ASAP.

2v1 against pink! Now I shall be powerful enough to aid you in his destruction!

Kill these goyim and breed the shiksas push back into Europe

joder jolines haste con todos onda vital
mierda tio, y las supernenas ?

Oy vey mi amigo, why not a truce?

no hablo espanol lo siento
also chekm

BLUE JOINS THE FIRST EUROPEAN WAR
MASSIVE CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES, PINK HOLDING ON

AUSFALIA CONTINUES TO FUCK ITS WILDLIFE AND OTHER WILDLIFE

NIGGA DONT LISTEN TO THEM

¡Rick y Morto hasta el final!

Por cierto estos tios no pillan de que hablamos, tu ataca al rosa y te merecera la pena, ese rosa no me gusta donde esta.

Push down into blue and take the Sudan

KILL KIKES

fucking quality aussie shitpost

Pink may flee east and ally with filthy Australia. Surround them from the east!

Best I can do is cutting your escape instead of fighting you directly. If don't attack me there's a small chance you'll be able to fight off germany before I surround you. Take that as you will.

take tip of russia then move west

If you leave me alone I'll stay away from Africa and push into West Asia instead.

your gone cunt

Here's the deal, Rabbi will go east to fight off australia while we take over north america and africa. If he allies with austria, we'll both destroy him before australia can be get through the door.

Deal?

STOP WASTING YOUR DU.BS ON FUCKING NOTHING


WHERES THE ROLEPLAYING FAGGOTS

BLITZKRIEG THE KIKES

ni me mames cabron, ya se que tu y el maldito nazi me van a joder cuando ya se traguen el pinche judio, me jodiste patrulla equis

move into india

Spread the Chosen People into Iran

Fine by me

No entiendes las sutilezas de la politica. Que crees que va a pasar cuando tengamos a rosa rodeado por nosotros 3. Entonces atacamos alemania los 3 por todos lados hombre. Son tan debiles como rosa pero estan en el peor lugar del mapa (a diferencia de rosa)

Keep pushing south into south africa, avoid confrontation while things clear up diplomatically.

that's better boys

Take Ukraine

Pink is gonna fight against austrlia, go west and take over free north american territory!

IF THESE GOYIM DO NOT HONOR THE DEAL I WILL RAPE EUROPE BEFORE I FALL

Invade tricky kike Ukraine is rightful Reich land

bueno don pepe si no veras mi onda vital a todo gas

Finish conquering south africa, avoid pink, for now.

take northern russia

Solo te recomiendo que vayas a toda pastilla por america para tener frontera y asi poder atacar a alemania por todos lados :)

lo siento
no hablo espanol


no rerolls

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Take back Turkey!

NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF

Good enough, now take east africa and madagascar!

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