WE PLAY RISK QUICK GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
FUCKING RISK NIGGERS
please stop torturing me i just wanna play risk
hop in then mate
all colours are free rn
Blue
Miguelinileugim's Hive Mind
Nigeria
Also get a bigger map you lazy fuck.
top fucking kek
australia is ass
red
australia
this is fucking hilarious op
no u
It's past my bedtime
be glad I'm hosting
reeeeee
stop bullying me ausfags and make a country
Actually I chose it because of strategic considerations.
I mean, yeah, kek, super-kek, lots of kek.
"Spanish are white"
protip aussies this guy is a reddit fag
NOW MAKE MORE NATION GODDAMNIT
Nah we're people of color, now gimme a couple shots of positive discrimination please.
And u are a bunch of rednecks. What's the prob?
¡Camarada!
This will serve as mupdate unless new players post I guess
also i made australia a country and will just use there shitposting as npc rolls
100percent white Iberian Irish here
fugg
Judenreich
Light blue
Israel
Get a bigger map
takes rest of australia
light blue is taken cuck and if you habe complaints please do it urself
Go take over Argentina
Also whoever has taken over Spain, thanks, NAP? :)
Use this please
Then make it green, put it on the map, and I take over Syria after gassing all the goyim
German Reich
Grey
Berlin
No western extremadurans allowed, sorry.
A TODO GAS TIO
DAME ESA ONDA VITAL
Sorry man I have gym in like 4 hours and I have to sleep.
I made you pink but sure.
okay
Invade Brown cunts
Aqui tienes: )))))))))))))
I can't see fucking shit how the fuck is anyone supposed to play you stupid Maori rape baby
australia then s.a
>Not getting its a meme
OK suckers I'm taking over now. You'll see I've taken a few liberties but I'm sure this will help create a more balanced gameplay.
Push north
With their eyes numbnuts
open it in another tab and zoom or something
I can just do your orders for you if ur blind
stfu abo he is american he's not allowed to get memes
MAJOR CASUALTIES IN EUROPE,
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move take NZ and move into asia
Ok fine, I move into Egypt
Kill brown cunts
Finish conquering south america, starting from the south!
Let's be friends, you take over asia, I take over the US. You get anime I get monster trucks. Deal?
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fuck off be friends with me
vale, don pepe y los globos
I think that's a filter, not a layer.
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Push into Persia
continue taking asia
BLITZKRIEG THE KIKES GAS THEM ALL
You can take over russia as glorious germany deserves, I'll take africa. Let's stop the pink homo scum!
>it's a goyim are doing it again episode
Take over africa, go as south as humanly possible.
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deal but we also gotta crush the ausfag
Never Again! Push into Southern Europe.
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
continue moving morth along pacific coast
Attack Africa in general, avoid grey germany, he's my ally.
You'll take over asia until you find Kangaroo guy, I'll keep conquering africa and attack him from the back as soon as you two start fighting.
BITTER TRENCH WAR IN EASTERN EUROPE
MILLIONS DEAD
BLUE AND RED CONTINUE ANNEXING TRIBES AROUND THEIR NATIONS
avoid lobezno he's my agallas el perro cobarde
fuck these kikes are taking to long too die kill them op
take japan and continue moving along pacific
I have enough of africa already, my presence in the continent is guaranteed. ATTACK PINK ASAP.
2v1 against pink! Now I shall be powerful enough to aid you in his destruction!
Kill these goyim and breed the shiksas push back into Europe
joder jolines haste con todos onda vital
mierda tio, y las supernenas ?
Oy vey mi amigo, why not a truce?
no hablo espanol lo siento
also chekm
BLUE JOINS THE FIRST EUROPEAN WAR
MASSIVE CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES, PINK HOLDING ON
AUSFALIA CONTINUES TO FUCK ITS WILDLIFE AND OTHER WILDLIFE
NIGGA DONT LISTEN TO THEM
¡Rick y Morto hasta el final!
Por cierto estos tios no pillan de que hablamos, tu ataca al rosa y te merecera la pena, ese rosa no me gusta donde esta.
Push down into blue and take the Sudan
KILL KIKES
fucking quality aussie shitpost
Pink may flee east and ally with filthy Australia. Surround them from the east!
Best I can do is cutting your escape instead of fighting you directly. If don't attack me there's a small chance you'll be able to fight off germany before I surround you. Take that as you will.
take tip of russia then move west
If you leave me alone I'll stay away from Africa and push into West Asia instead.
your gone cunt
Here's the deal, Rabbi will go east to fight off australia while we take over north america and africa. If he allies with austria, we'll both destroy him before australia can be get through the door.
Deal?
STOP WASTING YOUR DU.BS ON FUCKING NOTHING
WHERES THE ROLEPLAYING FAGGOTS
BLITZKRIEG THE KIKES
ni me mames cabron, ya se que tu y el maldito nazi me van a joder cuando ya se traguen el pinche judio, me jodiste patrulla equis
move into india
Spread the Chosen People into Iran
Fine by me
No entiendes las sutilezas de la politica. Que crees que va a pasar cuando tengamos a rosa rodeado por nosotros 3. Entonces atacamos alemania los 3 por todos lados hombre. Son tan debiles como rosa pero estan en el peor lugar del mapa (a diferencia de rosa)
Keep pushing south into south africa, avoid confrontation while things clear up diplomatically.
that's better boys
Take Ukraine
Pink is gonna fight against austrlia, go west and take over free north american territory!
IF THESE GOYIM DO NOT HONOR THE DEAL I WILL RAPE EUROPE BEFORE I FALL
Invade tricky kike Ukraine is rightful Reich land
bueno don pepe si no veras mi onda vital a todo gas
Finish conquering south africa, avoid pink, for now.
take northern russia
Solo te recomiendo que vayas a toda pastilla por america para tener frontera y asi poder atacar a alemania por todos lados :)
lo siento
no hablo espanol
no rerolls
Joining as California
Pink
ROLLING to expand
Take back Turkey!
NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF
Good enough, now take east africa and madagascar!
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