Redpill me on the mindset of a normie

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dude who cares

Stop talking about events or ideas and start talking gossip about other people. BOOM you're a normie. Enjoy OP!

>Did you watch that Jewflix show last night?

follow trends
it's pretty easy dude

>It is more acceptable to chop your dick off and call yourself a girl than to violate societal gender norms

>duuuuuuude weeeed
>muh benz
>Muh sports
>Muh booze
>muh clubbing

1: get super worked up over something political
2: tweet and facebook your disdain for this thing, maybe kill yourself over it
3: forget about it after 2 days

>Did you watch ____ last night? It was so funny/good.

>I'm looking for a newer car. Mine is already 3 years old.

Did you see the _____ game last night?

Normies are 99% left wing nut jobs
They hate God
Think Islam and Christianity believe the same God
They cross dress (women in pants)
They're backwards and retarded (believe in evolution)

You were right until you mentioned evolution. Do you think the earth is 12,000 years old and we walked with the dinosaurs?

No, the earth is 6,000 years. I don't believe in an old earth and yes the bible mentions dinosaurs.

conservapedia.com/Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth

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This.

>The internet is only used for social media.

>Everything I say online is private even when I make it public.

>Don't talk about facts of events, only talk about people reactions to it.

>If I can afford the monthly payment then I can afford it.

>What's interest?

>I bought my car because the color really spoke to me.

>This $15 drink is a good deal.

>The new iPhone is leaps and bounds better than the old model.

>Sweat shops in third world countries are bad. (Proceeds to buy $100 cotton T-Shirt from Taiwan.

OMFG touch muh genitals nothing else matters

You gotta live your life bro, dont worrie about things you cant change.

*starts texting on phone*

*watches football*

*goes to the club*

>Taiwan
No, try China or Sri Lanka.

I live in New Jersey, so this is what I know
Pleb normie
>Watches CBS and NBC nightly
>Thinks 'The Big Bang Theory' is a gateway into geek culture
>Feels good about watching Modern Family
>Thinks the Jews are a marginalized group
>Cried when Bernie Sanders hugged a Muslim
>Will sit in front of a TV for 8 hours for a double header and hate Boston simply because they live close to NYC

Ascended normie
>Shares Facebook posts of Feminism awareness
>Believes in the gender paygap
>Supports Islam and Feminism at the same time
>Voted for Hillary Clinton because "Drumpf is a misogynist bigot"
>Watches John Oliver
>Watches Trevor Noah
>Watches Steven Colbert

God tier normie
>'Bash the Fash' gotta punch the Nazis
>Communism was never tried
>Fuck off weeb
>THE PATRIARCHY IS RUINING OUR LIVES

Did I just got brainwashed?

Yes, by the left wing atheist nutjobs that took over France
Open your bible and discover the truth, God is the truth not man who lies. God cannot lie

>Most of the "evidence" for an Old Earth is based on claims that lack testability, such as radiometric dating, and hence would not even satisfy minimum requirements for admissibility in a court of law. If each of the following 54 counterexamples to an Old Earth has merely a 10% chance of being valid, then the probability that the Earth is billions of years old is less than one half of 1%. In other words, the Earth must be young with a likelihood of 99.6%.
>Tested and proved facts are untestable and unprovable. Also I know nothing about statistics
Wow dude. Thanks to you I now see the light.

There is ZERO proof for an old earth. It's impossible, how come there is nothing beyond the 6,000 years that exists?

>hates jews
>believes anything jewish scientists say without a second thought

why is Sup Forums so fucking stupid

Never heard of fossils, discovered civilizations and older diseases?

Fossils don't prove anything, you can't look at a set of bones and say ,"wow yes this is a billion years old" and all methods at dating the earth by looking at the layers of rock is innacurate.

See I hate the jews as much as the next poltard but the fuck does old/young earth as to do with them?

all real scientists are jews you fucking dope

i wish they killed themselves more frequently

>implying taiwan is a country

80% of poor people have an IQ of under 80. That's all you need to know. Most people are literally retarded and will always be blissfully ignorant of higher ideals.

>Do you think the earth is 12,000 years old
honestly it's possible, considering what i've seen i wouldn't be surprised.

As some one who lives on Cape Cod. Fuck you Jersey Scum. Nobody wants you here in the Summer. Go fuck off to North Carolina.

They will just believe anything someone with (((authority))) tells them, regardless of how many contradicting evidence you present them.
Thats basically it. If someone that is presented as scientist, credible journalist, or anything similar says something they eat it up and as someone outside of that group you have no chance to make them think otherwise

You follow politics, you should know. That's the normiest thing one normie can do.

normy is a term reserved for the alpha chads of the worlds who call you a loser virgin and fuck lots of girls


i dont think of a normy as a regular old dad with a family

for me.

>implying it isn't

U kidding me m8?
And it's Formosa, nigger.

I know youre just shitposting but that fucking link man.

> If each of the following 54 counterexamples to an Old Earth has merely a 10% chance of being valid, then the probability that the Earth is billions of years old is less than one half of 1%. In other words, the Earth must be young with a likelihood of 99.6%.[2] [3]

What a way to start an arguement.

>The age of onset balding or of graying of hair is rapidly decreasing, with many teenagers now experiencing baldness or premature graying (CNN's Anderson Cooper began graying as a teenager and was fully gray long before age 40);[43] many celebrities (such as American Idol winner Taylor Hicks graying in his 20s)[43] and athletes (such as Cal Ripken, Jr. graying and balding in his mid-30s)[44] increasingly experience premature graying or balding.

Convincing.

avoiding controversy = good
being a normie = good financial decision
stability = good
if we're still alive then that means our planners and controllers have been doing an at least decent job
we have iphones, cool shit, so wtf are you complaining about, can you do any better? no

the earth is 6000 years old and most dinosaurs were hunted to extinction shortly after the flood of noah by mankind

and a plesiosaur washed up on a beach in like 1912 in california and i have a picture of it

[Starts texting someone mid conversation, totally ignoring what the other person is saying]

[Snapchats banal shit for 10 hours a day]

They're happy, you're not, that's why you're making threads about them.
Lol. Have you ever worked in a professional job? Everyone gossips, including scientists, people whose job is about ideas.

I believe the bible pretty much tells the truth, however i also believe the earth is much older than 6000 years, however i also believe humans or at least civilization was around for far longer than told and way before the sumerians, and dinosaurs only dissappeared recently if they even dissappeared. There were already multiple cycles of humanities advancement but they either destroyed themselves like with nuclear warfare, or were destroyed by a flood for example
I think i should make another thread some time

I'm not shitposting, this is the truth God created the world around 6,000 years ago, there is ZERO evidence to prove the earth is any older than this.

This is why I want to move to America, it's the only country left in the west with freedom and where there are still bible believers left. Canadians are too conformist, they believe whatever their government tells them and will practically lynch you when you go against the atheist, communist values pushed by the government.

>I believe the bible pretty much tells the truth, however i also believe the earth is much older than 6000 years,

nope thats a contradiction

the bible supports 6k y/o

add up from adam to jesus ,( the bible gives the ages of all the people)

There's plenty of evidence, you're just too stupid to understand it.

Proof that dinosaurs existed with people, atheists will say this creature evolved after a 100 million years into...

This! It didn't change at all! Dinosaurs still exist! They're everywhere around the world!

There is an inescapable mechanism of karma at work in the universe. When a normie makes the choice to be a good person, they are sometimes rewarded with a nice family and a nice life. The trick though, is the closer you get to that the harder it gets to maintain, because the normie life is dull and sin is tempting. At the root of normie collapse is almost a secret fall from grace, where the normie has an addiction to some sort of vice, such as porn or opiates. Also, very few normies think they are normies.

Meanwhile this creature never evolved! From Wikipedia
"Fossil records indicate that nautiloids have not evolved much during the last 500 million years"

The dinosaur never evolved either! The crocodile from what is supposedly 500 million years ago is the same crocodile as today, you know why? Because the earth is 6,000 years old

Muh metaphorical seven days

Hey you Yankee fuck. Keep your Yank friends up North where they belong. We definitely don't want to see your fucking face down in Carolina

God created the world in 6 literal days and rested on the 7th.

Here's another creature that apparently didn't evolve for 450 million years, the fossils look exactly the same as the living species alive today.
Why? Well look at a human in the graveyard their skeleton looks the same as ours, evolution is a lie it's a scam! A scam that gets people to exchange their belief in a God that created us for a belief that we just exploded into existence, and you know what you get if you believe this scam? HELL!

based canada bro

idk how a normy thread became a bible thread

but im down

Yea they're called birds. Alligators were never dinosaurs.

That's just crazy

shit, link was wrecked
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/121680633

werent there people who lived 100s of years in the early time? almost 1000 years even. a few of the generations there would already. read the thread i posted. there are some example about the civilization being older than 12500 years

How come the crocodile fossil I showed that's millions of years old according to experts is exactly the same as a crocodile skeleton you'd find today? Just bigger. Because crocodiles existed with dinosaurs, and so did we.
The quick rundown is in Genesis

>Think Islam and Christianity believe the same God

They don't? Redpill me on this, Leaf.

Jews, christians, muslims all believe in the same god

Canada has no god, only le weed lmao and tim hortons so they don't know

Yea, crocodiles existed with dinosaurs. What's your point?

Evolution is not really a thing in and of itself. Evolution is more like the product of what is actually, variation in allele frequency every generation

So its like every generation dice rolls a little bit and some times the dice roll changes better suit the environment

In theory an organism would change very little if it achieved the " optimum " form for its environment. Deep sea changes environmentally very little over time, whereas land mammals have to deal with extinction events, ice age, and so on

That said, biblical literalists are based

*of what is actually happening

yes but adam was alive while all his kids were having babies too

so you have to DE-DUCT

if ya kno wha im saiyin.

Evolution is not a line.
The horseshoe crab has not evolved because it has no pressure to change. It is successful enough in its ecological niche to not require any change.

More proof!
"Coelacanths were thought to have undergone extinction 66 million years ago during the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event. The first recorded coelacanth fossil, found in Australia, was of a jaw that dated back 360 million years"

This animals fossil was found, the species wasn't known to exist yet so they assumed it went extinct millions of years ago, and would you look at that live fish were found!

In Koran 3:54 it says that Allah is the greatest deceiver, the Oxford English Dictionary defines deceiver as
"a person or thing that makes somebody believe something that is not true"
So basically, you lie to someone. The bible says God cannot lie, he can't deceive!
Titus 1:2
In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;

>If I can afford the monthly payment then I can afford it.
>>What's interest?
>>I bought my car because the color really spoke to me.
>>This $15 drink is a good deal.
>>The new iPhone is leaps and bounds better than the old model.

You nailed it

New Jersey has it's own worthless armpit south of 195, I don't bother going there, why the fuck would I bother going to MA's armpit

>this fish is extinct
>nah son here's a live one
>oh looks like we were wrong

What are you even trying to prove?

>buy we have a moral obligation to get into worthless endless wars over there
>people are dying, it's inhumane
>that means we need to get over there and kill more of them
I had a conversation with a dumbass at church about why we shouldn't be getting into the bullshit in Syria that went exactly like this, people are fucking stupid. He also kept saying "we need to stop Assad" while also saying "well, you don't want ISIS coming over here, that's why need to fight them over there" like a retard.

a relicant! where are my pokeballs?

Huh. Now I know why Sup Forums sees Leafs as some kind of retarded subhumanoid species.

>fossils of fish found
>no live specimens known
>well, it looks extinct
>live specimens found
>guess it wasn't afterall
Humans classifying things is by what current observations show, when new observations show different things of course classifications change.

normies don't exist, everyone has lives and minds as naunced as your own.

Don't forget
>feeling bad about something and expressing you feel bad about it is enough effort to fix WHATEVER it might be, from personal failings to international crises
>if anyone has a problem with it then THEY are the bad guy

Exactly. Australian Abos were classified as "fauna" until the 1960s.

not really, those chads are outliers too, doesn't really imply being normal.

underrated post

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well, i believe dinosaurs originally come from inside the hollow earth, and when the continents where together and the poles not frozen they could just walk out and go everywhere. now once outside they adapted to the surrounding and some on the land became birds for example. however in all that time in the sea there didnt change anything, so down there they stayed like they were the whole time while on the surface they suddenly changed from the inside climate to the outside climate. when the poles froze and the continents drifted apart it suddenly got a lot difficulter to get out. and maybe thats why they fear global warming so much. because when the poles freeze and dinosaurs are suddenly seen in antarctica, some of the pteraosaurs flying over, then there suddenly is a lot of explaining to do for (((them)))

Let's look at what else it says in the Quran that proves their God is different

In Quran 2:34 it says
And [mention] when We said to the angels, "Prostrate before Adam"; so they prostrated, except for Iblees. He refused and was arrogant and became of the disbelievers.

So, what's happening here is all the angels are bowing down and worhsipping Adam, the Quran also says this.

Quran 2:163
And your god is one God. There is no deity [worthy of worship] except Him, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.

SO! What the Quran is saying is that either Adam is God, because Satan not bowing to him mad enough him a non believer, which means either
1. Allah and Adam are the same being
2. There are two Gods

But that would make this verse wrong? so Adam has to be God according to the Quran

>I'm hungry
>That girl is hot
>This music is weird wtf
>I wanna fuck something
>Haha look at him he's dressed so weird

Something like this, no abstract thought, no intellectual musings. Just one dimensional statements that bore the shit out of us autists.

Normies are those people who mostly discuss other people instead of mostly discussing ideas in general. Normies are those people who act 'normal' based on what society dictates to the masses what 'normality' is. Normies think the world is solid, that the sky is blue, that the ground they walk on isn't always moving and that objects can touch other objects. Normies are those people who have forgotten that what we call 'reality' is illusory and therefore malleable. Normies are those people who have forgotten that they have infinite power (both individually and collectively) to positively change the world. Normies are those people who have forgotten that nothing is impossible. Normies are those people who have forgotten that everything is illusory - except Pure Consciousness itself. Normies are those people who have forgotten who and what they really are - Pure Consciousness (which is infinite and eternal) experiencing life in temporary human forms.

Earth is hollow with polar openings that lead into its hollow interior. Outer Earth governments know about this, but are not telling the masses.
Daily reminder that there was supposed to be a voyage to the North Pole in 2007 to find out if there's an opening at the North Pole that leads into the Inner Earth World (and thus prove once and for all that Earth is hollow). The leader of the expedition was Steve Currey and he suddenly died from a brain tumour shortly before the expedition began so all of the money they got from people who were going to join the expedition was refunded. The new leader of the expedition was Brooks Agnew and the new expedition was meant to be in 2013, but shortly after THAT expedition was about to begin, his film crew suddenly vanished without a trace so THAT expedition was cancelled too (and, once again, the money they got from people who wanted to join their expedition was refunded). The expedition was/is known as the 'North Pole Inner Earth Expedition'. Here's a link to the official North Pole Inner Earth Expedition page:

x2-radio.com/phoenixsciencefoundation/npiee/index.html

Also, Terry Smith was an Alaskan bush pilot associated with this expedition who agreed to fly directly over the North Pole to see if there was an opening there but he suddenly died in a plane crash on August 9 2010 before he could make that flight. NONE of these incidents are (((coincidences))). There is a world inside our world.

for anyone interested in hollowearth, antarctica, the nazis there and their influence post WW2 including UFOs.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/111693720/

>Go fuck off to North Carolina.
Carpet baggers keep the fuck out! Win or lose i will go johnny rebel on your asses if you come down here. I'll chase you into the woods and deliverance the fuck out of you if i have to, whatever it takes to keep you commie blue coats fucks out of my god damned state.

the higher you are on this chart, the normier you are

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