Or is the pigeon innocent?
Shit going down in London town
Jordan Richardson
Christian Torres
No pigeon is innocent
Lincoln Long
God damn (Pigeons) and their long beaks.
Nicholas Jenkins
It's always the birds
youtube.com
Josiah Ward
Apparently some muslim started waving around a knife. So they called in special forces and shut London down.
Liam Gomez
coo
John Taylor
Day of the pigeon rake when?
They can't keep getting away with this!
Isaiah Taylor
>mfw burgers think you are being sarcastic but that is literally what happened.
Jack Brooks
it was more like this, mate, come on
Luke Stewart
I did nothing wrong.
Stop defaming me on the internet. Pigeons are a species of peace.
Christian Rodriguez
>tfw you want a slice of bread and the police arrest you
Jaxon Wright
They shut the fucking area down because some shitskin had a knife? tf
Gavin Edwards
>Police photographer wearing Ugg Boots
the absolute state of our police force
Ian Anderson
>breaking: pigeon arrested for carrying pointy sharp beak without a licence
Oliver Peterson
DON'T BE A WEAKLING, BIN THAT BEAKLING
Thomas Myers
>black pigeon
He literally DINDU NUFFIN!
Evan Ward
Pigeons are too stupid, probably a patsy like Oswald. The crow did it:
Elijah Rivera
>Or is the pigeon innocent?
>innocent
An innocent Pigeon left to it's own devices, without proper Jewish supervision often finds itself drawn to obscure Mongolian finger puppet Breakdancing forums where it radicalized. It learns of the struggles his flightless avian brothers face in Aussie outback. They must be avenged.
The gestation period of this toxicity is swift and results are devastating. Before long, the pigeon has donned both an unkempt beard and a fashy haircut. It questions immigration while also suggesting Islamic norms of temperance and modesty in a Hugo Boss uniform that fits just right.
Now fully grown in both size and cruelty, it fills a backpack full of knives and catches a red doubledecker bus to Whitehall to confront the Jews face to face. Death to humans. 1488. Inshallah.
Justin Barnes
BIN THAT BEAK
Logan Adams
#notallpigeons
Sebastian Wright
How is that even a threat? You cant thrust with that. What are you gonna do? Grab someone's arm and try to slowly cut them by using a sawing motion and hope they don't just jerk their arm free?
Camden Gray
Why do they refer to him as being "armed", when he only had a knife?
Grayson James
...
Dominic Johnson
Why is tumblr humour all about hyperbole?
Jack Gutierrez
Yeah whats the problem terrorism is part and parcel of living in a big city
David Thomas
>Why is tumblr humour all about hyperbole?
because like it's userbase, it doesn't require wit or originality, talent or effort. Just basic human observational "skills" and a desire to simplify any issue because an actual opinion could marginalize someone.