How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy...
He fucks his mom, duh.
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Nah, he's become pro at climaxing without touching himself, similar to that of a wet dream or premature ejaculation. He probably randomly just cums in his pants when playing with female LARPERS on Roblox
Sounds like personal hell
He just takes a trip over to comet pizza. They have plenty of girls his age in the basement.
He's 10 ffs
"Hi, I'm Baron Trump"
nekmnit, pic related
8yo autist detected
Things will improve, my young grasshopper.
Don't ever stop trusting yourself
Ronnie Reagan jr didn't have a problem. He got plenty of pussy and dick while prancing around in his ballerina outfit.
SS guys are probably bro tier when it comes to dates. Betting they already vetted the date before she would even get there.
Barron has it fucking made. Hope he grows out of this awkward phase soon
They used to make movies about this scenario in the 90s
Doesn't mean I wouldn't sell my soul for a good 5 second whiff of his tiny button arsehole.
"How [...] pussy."
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Obama's little nigglet managed to go to concerts and smoke dope. I think Barron will be fine.
I don't think you have to worry about this dude. His life will be spent drowning in pussy
baron is a lab-created tranny and therefore already GOT pussy (his own) - or perhaps is all smooth and unfeatured down there like a ken/barbie doll
>tall
>white
>son of president
>son of super model
>will inherit 100's of millions
>beloved by half of America
Yeah, girls are going to be a struggle.
It's the opposite. Girls will be all over him.
LA stands for live action, the word you're looking for is ERPers
>he will be 19 when emperor Trump leaves office
>no SS, CIA or bullshit
>go to exclusive places, clubs, social events
>go to real universities not muh ivy league gender studies and black history meme campus >interact with tier1 white european master race cute girls.
>he will fuck every white pussy he wants to
>he is the fuckin Bruce Wayne without superhero faggotry
>poor boy meme
>>he is the fuckin Bruce Wayne without superhero faggotry
ssh
this is now a baron trump shota request thread
his dad will just fly in a bunch of hot slavs to the tower for him