If you had a time machine what would you do ?

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rape Anne Frank and tell Hitler to listen to his goddamned generals

Probably go to KFC instead of Mcdonalds earlier today

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Allow Russia to wipe out the Ottomans.
>better yet, help them

Depends

I'd "fuck" her if you know what i mean

I would congratulate her for inventing ballpoint pen.

Andy Capp detected.

Someone post this Anne Frank pasta please

Rape.

Kill the Kaiser and replace him with Guderian,Dönitz,Rommel or von Manstein.
Also establish a democracy in germany.

Elaborate?

discover that she never existed

Tell Wilhelm II about the jews earlier

I would tell Hitler what the future holds. I'd tell him about bronies, furries, more than two genders, how SJWs would take over the internet, how the world would turn so politically correct and I'd gauge his reaction.

Reported

nice proxy

Special mention for you you pedophile

t internet police

There's got to be something funner to do with a time machine than Anne Frank.

Stop the clannish infighting in my country a thousand years ago and rally the troops in unison

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE

Even together you are shit and irrelevant.

Ireland is right full British clay

Outlaw slavery in the US colonies beginning in 1600.

Blacks add little to America.

And they take much.

You get bombed to shit and do nothing, because you're a cuck.

Kill muhammed or tell hitler not to ally with Japan and invade England

nobody care about your irrelevant country

Film the holocaust and leave copies on everyone in Americas doorstep. Or at least enough that we would actually know the facts surrounding it. Not confessions gotten under torture, and (((facts)))

I'd go back in time and grab hitler and bring him into the current time.

Kill this guy

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win the lottery and build a personal army

Only reason you're relevant is the constant analpounding your immigrants are giving you.

I would see how far into the past i could go. Maybe i'd meet some AyyLmaos and we'd party together. If not I'd go to the beginning of time and have a chat with 'The Big Guy'

You have irish heritage I guess ? Melted blood

what did he mean by this?

Scottish/German and obligitory nativeamerican, actually

You're a pure product of centuries of melting blood ?

How a mongoloid can be relevant ?

Guess the comment about the mudslimes fucking you in the ass got under your skin. Give up already, it's what you do best

Give Hitler one a modern history book, and show pic related to Anne Frank.

*smells armpit*

how a croissant can be relevant oiseau?

>Give up already, it's what you do best

salty

kek

Nah, i'm from a country of immigration that was founded by a rebellion, too bad your incoming rebellion won't work out as well for you. Enjoy praying to allah

I would murder Thomas Edison, which would allow Testla to become the true architect to electrical technology

muh dick

Stop Jeff Mangum from saving Anne Frank, then save her myself to be my kike concubine.

Rekt like his anus by Ahmed haha

Fucking cuckold

Tell abu bakr al siddiq to push into turkey and capture constantinople earlier , tell ummar ibn al khattab (radiya allah anh) to capture al andalus ,
Tell the muslim commander at battle of tours to flank the french knights instead of face on fighting them

You're a shitskin your mother got actually banged by a refugee directly in the ass and she enjoyed and give birth to you

And so, yes we give up because we can raise our arms without rolling on the floor directly to the wall mart and let it go in the pant

Hope the crops will be good this year

lol, umad?

Change the a in rape to an o and this is the correct answer.

Stain her mountain tops with semen

we was khans n shiet?

Exactly, why contaminate yourself with jewjuices when you can have glorious masterrace women?

You'd have to explain the internet, mate.

Give Churchill intelligence and technology innovations, then bomb Dresden

"You can come out now. It's safe" *pfffffst*

Make her hot.

I'am not a descent of mongol

I'm white

So you can tell what you want about me and my passion to be cuck with muslim : you're not white and descent of refugees where as i'am white.

You're litteraly the one here to have your mom culturally enriched

t. Mahmoud Al-Britanni

go and tell Rudolph Hess that the Duke of Hamilton isn't to be trusted
buy £5000 of bitcoins when i first read about them and they were $0.09

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

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Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

Tell Annes dad to pay the writer of the diary so he doesnt get taken to court and lose proving the diary is a total fake written by a dude decades later.

Just an autist.

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

Try to stop american independence. Failing that id tell my country to stay the fuck out of both world wars and not give up the empire and the lives of millions for goals we didnt even accomplish (handing poland to commies)

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Can i get a quick rundown?

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

>Try to stop american independence
But dad, without us nuking japan we wouldn't have videogames

Run out of argument this quick ?

Still not a descent of Mongoloid melted blood

I would go back to the era of cavemen

I would go somewhere humans hadn't settled and live my life in peace in nature

Lynching is for niggers, not Jews.

kill Churchill. no contest

>I would go somewhere humans hadn't settled and live my life in peace in nature

Nature is a motherfucker without running hot water and clean beds and dishwashers.

>Although the lack of niggers is appealing.

Kill the King of Korea, take his place and Meiji restoration the peninsula, then invade Japan and Manchuria

We could have rules the world together, you were supposed to destroy the enemy not join them, bring balance to the empire not leave it in darkness!

I'd kill Hitler's art teacher.

Imagine: Adolf Hitler being a quaint mid-life landscape and figure painter in non-degenerate Germany, going down in history with the likes of Beethoven and Wagner instead of one of the most hated men in history.

I weep for such a scenario.

>invade Japan
I like your people too but lets not get carried away here

I'd say I hate you but we're working out pretty well right now.

I would convince Wilson not to run for Prez.

The Kaiser would win because we would stay out of WW I.
The world would be a better place.

In an alternative timeline
"Adolf Hitler" was the name of one of the greatest painters in history.

Go in time right before the rise of shit religions and kill off kikes along with niggers

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Just take her back to the Antebellum South and claim she's a Octoroon so you can keep her as a sex slave.

Is that all you fucking respond with?
You don't have a response to counter so you try to invalidate your opponent by saying
>NOT AN ARGUMENT
I think another one of your police just got shot by ISIS, kys Pierre

*adopt Franky

also viable option

I'am not a descend of immigrant and mongols

You, you are.

BTFO

fpbp

Make Hitler my friend.

How fucking cool would having Hitler being your good mate be?
Crack a open a cold one with him and get drunk. Sounds good.

How does it feel knowing that your blue white and red flag will be replaced with something more muslim friendly?

Give younger me a sports almanac from 60 years in the future

TRIGGERED

*but still the fact that you are mongol

meet Nietzsche to learn and Freud to smoke a cigar and talk about my life.I would also give Karl Marx a Mises book.

>but still the fact that you are mongol
you posted a frog, how fitting. If you couldn't tell though, i don't mind mongolians.

:)

Already done

How about kidnapping her and dumping her in the late-1850s/1860s United States so we can read about her perspective on Bleeding Kansas, Lincoln-Douglas Debates, John Brown, and the American Civil War instead of her whining?

Go back and tell Hitler to take Moscow instead of going for Stalingrad.