This girl sees you sitting alone on the bus at night

This girl sees you sitting alone on the bus at night

She comes over and sits down next to you and starts talking politics

It's immediately apparent that she has no idea what she's talking about

What do you do?

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I'm used to having these threads but instead the opening image is a little girl and she calls me a faggot

rape jer

Ask her how her STEM major is going.

Redpill her on the rothschilds and flat earth conspiracy

Take off her shoes and lick her feet

>She comes over and sits down next to you and starts talking
Good one.

i don't talk to whores who wear short skirts.

*grill

Speak only in pig-latin, do not acknowledge that you are doing so.

Say like maybe a dozen words tops before complete silence engulfs us

Tell her to fuck off before I get angry.

tell her she's dumb and she doesn't know who she's talking to.

start sweating while playing my 3ds muttering hitler did nothing wrong also take more picture of her when shes not looking

explain the evils of the fed and fractional reserve banking and how inflationary spending has ensured each generation enslaves the next

That's not the bus you piece of shit, that's the Skytrain

Ask her kindly to never speak to me or my wife's son ever again

show her my opinion pole

"let me tell you about the jews and why do they want genocide white people and why should have sex in order reproduce and stop the white genocide"

turn 360 degrees and run away

Sing this to her
youtube.com/watch?v=Dax_tnZRExc

hehe haha

Looks like a bus to me.

>It's immediately apparent that she has no idea what she's talking about
so like 90% of Sup Forums posters

Get off the bus and drive my car home.

no one gives a shit

tell her i agree with everything she believes,then sweet talk her back to her place for some smashin
>never talk to her again

Listen to her, make her feel important.

Do not correct her or belittle her.

slowly tune out with the occasional verbal nod, like uhhuh and yep.. till she realises ive tuned out and just wanting to listen to my tunes in peace.

did you know the jews run nestle?

Humor her in an attempt to get into her pants

That's on Sup Forums

redpill her

Is that MissAlice?

Stick your fingers in her.

nobody would sit down next to someone else sitting alone, especially not at night.

if anyone did this i would assume i was about to be robbed, i would get up and change seats. doesn't matter if she was naked and had fuck me in paint on her tits.

my safety is more important than some whore.

Oy Vey

Tell her the truth about the jews.

Agree with everything thing she says in an attempt to fug

>that image
please, please go back to /r9k/

Ask her if she wants to drink something. Then have some half drunk chatter over a few drinks and smash her pussy afterwards

Grab her by the pussy of course.

agree in an attempt to fug

Bang

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>This girl sees you sitting alone on the bus at night
>She comes over and sits down next to you and starts talking politics

This never happens, not even if you are good looking. Try going outside some time in the future.

D-ddo you want some eggs?

>let me explain how everything you know about the Holocaust is a lie

Go full Rush Limbaugh and talk about personal responsibility and accountability.

Slowly redpilling her by calmly rebutting all of her arguments and asking her questions where just a redpilled answer is possible.

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Ayy cool it down Kuk Kuksson. Swearing is against Sharia law.

Exactly

she looks like a whore. If she is cheap go mmm your right.

>Canada
"we're gonna be late to your bbc gangbang, honey"
>Australia
"Fuck off dirty cunt"

"How dare you talk to me"

Explain r/K selection theory to her

Offer eggs. She's clearly on drugs, no girl in a skimpy outfit out at night wants to talk politics unless there's a trick. In that case, it's antifa bait. For the reason above and also because she doesn't know what she's talking about.

I'd pretend to agree with most of what she says then ask her if she would mind continuing the discussion at home

Then I'd listen to more of her bullshit and ask her if she wanted to have sex

She probably wouldn't so I'd just probably fap and then go to sleep afterwards

that happens all the time to me
all you have to do is pretend you are listening to her stupid opinion

Correct her and educate her. I don't want anything from her. No reason not to treat her like anyone else.

Rape her face

>immediately apparent that she has no idea what she's talking about
This describes 100% of people I talk to, so I'd do what I do normally - start spouting the most bluepill of thoughts and cite CNN or BBC or whatever MSM as a source just to fit in. I'd ride the rest of the journey internally cringing and say my goodbyes and literally put as much distance between me and this person and thank God for the locked door between me and this failed society full of retards.

NB. That pic is definitely in the UK

>guide the conversation
>let her realise her own logical inconsistencies
>point these out and press my advantage
>force her into a rhetorical corner
>jam my dick down her throat while she swallows the red pill

put earbuds in and listen to my history books.

I grab her by the pussy.

kick her off the bus while saying fuck off we're full.

Who is this semen demon?

whatever is the topic of discussion i try to steer her beliefs in the proper direction if she is mistaken about certain things in a way that doesn't make me sound like a douche, contribute with most light hearted satire to keep her laughing and engaged.

>women speaking about politics
lol

...

"Nice to meet you. Now, let me tell you about the jews..."

Invite her over to watch the greatest story never told

That's a double decker bus you fuckwit.

Wait do people actually do that in America? Talk to strangers on public transport? What the fuck?

depends where you're at. down south maybe, up in new england hell no.

Like Aristotles, present them with their own flawed arguments cleverly disguised as a different topic.

>Wait do people actually do that in America? Talk to strangers on public transport? What the fuck?

Not really. This is hypothetical.

Kms because i'm on a bus

>This girl sees you sitting alone on the bus at night
>She comes over and sits down next to you and starts talking politics
>It's immediately apparent that she has no idea what she's talking about
>What do you do?

> It doesn't seem like you actually know much about politics
> I think you just came over here to talk to me
> ...?
> Fuck 'er right in the pussy

>depends where you're at. down south maybe, up in new england hell no.

There is no public transportation in the south. Maybe in acutely urban niggerville places. White people don't, however.

Well first i ask her to put down her legs normally since it's unbecomming of a lady.
Second i start to say that politics (allthough an interesting theme) should be discussed with a large ammount of acessable data to discuss systematically.
Then i listen her out first if she wants to continue.
Don't correct her cause women hate that and won't listen anyway.
Then explain a few things on my worlview to her.
Keep the chat pleasant and maybe at the end leave her my Twitter account name so she can PM me later on to chat since i'm most likely getting of the buss first.

>do a 360 and walk away.

Everyone who does that belongs in a psych ward. That's fucking mental.

...

Take her hand and place it on my penis while pretending to listen to her bullshit and nodding.

humor her and get off at my stop.
red pilling the ignorant is like nailing jelly to a tree.

Why are you probably getting off first?

Start giggling like a retard, then stutter my words while slapping my wrist watch and biting my shoulder and ask "W--i--ll you f---ugg m--e p-l----e--ase?"

Continue laughing like a spastic....

Rape it

>talking to whores

Beggars can't be ch-
You're, wait, a chad, aren't you?

Nod and act attentive, until it's my stop or she goes away

because the guy always get off first

Educate her with reasonable discussion.

If she says "Ewwww your from the alt-right or something aren't you." I'll just go "No you fucking idiot. Please stop talking to me."

Same

>muh benis w-w-wi you ss-suk it?

Punch and rape.

I'd tell her I'm really into hot girls that know what they are talking about.

get off the bus immediately and get on the next one
don't want to get 5-7 for thought raping a pure white angel with my evil cishet logic