/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BRAINLETS GET OUT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>WH Press Brief on Tax Reform (Spicer, Sec of Treas Mnuchin, NED Cohn) 4/26/17
youtu.be/TTlkX41zuhQ
>Senators comment on NoKo Briefing 4/26/17
youtu.be/Ay9eDk5xjaI
>Pres Trump Federalism Event w/Governors 4/26/17
youtu.be/P2D_31tX2a4
>Pres Trump Signes EO (Antiquities and Monuments) 4/26/17
youtu.be/mZSGl0w3SDM
>Sec of Agriculture Sonny Perdue 4/25/17
youtu.be/RsKRiz32Vv4
>Pres Trump in Farmers' Roundtable 4/25/17
youtu.be/oO-wlN6V_44
>Pres Trump speaks @ Lolocaust Museum 4/25/17
youtu.be/P4ByMUhBH98
>VP Pence speaks to troops in HI 4/24/17
youtu.be/i9z8kbYfz7I
>SoS T-Rex talks about Iran 4/24/17
youtu.be/pq0a5wY_qDg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO AWOO AWOO

Jeb STRONK

Someone give me a rundown on what has happened in the last couple of hours.

Anything worth mentioning?

Awoo~

MEEEEMEEEE!!! XD EPIC BRO!
TRUMP IS LE BASED AND WILL SAVE THE WORLD FOR T R I G G E R E D LIBSHITS!!!!!

SEE THIS BLACK GUY WITH A MAGA CAP???!?!?
HOW BASED AND REDPILLED IS THAT!?!?!?!?!? XXXDDDDDDD

TRUMP IS DOING LE
>4D CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When is something going to happen?

How do we meme Le Pen to victory

When you killed millions for tea, got China addicted to opium, got your king killed by a Jewish pupper who lets Jews back in your country and create the first central bank, tried to interfere with the American civil war for your Jewish masters, block the Russians from taking Constantinople from the Ottomans, and create Israel but it's okay because rule Britannia.

YOU KNOW HOW TRUMP'S GONNA BUILD OUR WALL?
WE'RE GONNA PA-, I MEAN, THE GRINGOS ARE GONNA PAY FOR IT KEK.
THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER XDDD, BECAUSE I'M 10 FEET TALL, TALL AMERICANS AMIRIGHT, MANLETS BTFO XDDDDDD

WE NEED TO GET SHIA GUYS!
HE'S A THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY AND HE'S, I ASSUME, A JEW! EVEN TRUMP HATES JEWS KEK, BECAUSE TRUMP IS SECRETELY FIGHTING SHIA, WHO TRIED TO DIVIDE TRUMP, RIGHT?

LE XD PRAISE KEK, KEK IT THE TRUE GOD, XDD CHECK MY 77777 DIGITS :DDDDD

Nothing from the last couple hours, but Berkeley should light up soon.

XD FUCK THE LIBERALS, RIGHT?
WHO'S GOING OUT TO FIGHT ANTIFA, DON'T FORGET YOUR /MAGA/CAPS XDDD

GAS THE KIKES, RIGHT? I MEAN, TRUMP ISN'T A KIKE, AND TRUMP WOULD GAS EM, R-RIGHT?

IT'S ALL THE 69D CHESS XDDD EX DEEE???
LE BASED WHITE ARYAN TRUMP

KEK

I want tendies.

Hi fellow pede welcome to /ptg/!

Stop getting banned for no reason.

XDDDDDDDDDDDD
LE PRAISE KEK
BAN THE MOSLEMZ XDDDDD
AMIRIGHT BROS MAGA MAGA MAGA
IS X DARE I SAY IT... /OUR GOY/?
XDDD LE PRAISE KEKKITY KEK
YOU GOTTA TRUST IT KEK, WHO TRUSTS IN TRUMP
TRUMP IS THE SAVIOUR OF THE WEST, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S BOMBING SYRIA FOR MORE REFUGEES TO INVADE EUROPE OF ANYTHING, RIGHT?
LE MAGA PRAISE LE XD KEK ZOZLE XD KEK :^)

Hey *bruuup* look Morty, IM PEPE RICK! KILL THE JEWS ahaha!

Get to work then.

MEEEEMEEEE!!! XD EPIC BRO!
TRUMP IS LE BASED AND WILL SAVE THE WORLD FOR T R I G G E R E D LIBSHITS!!!!!

SEE THIS BLACK GUY WITH A MAGA CAP???!?!?
HOW BASED AND REDPILLED IS THAT!?!?!?!?!? XXXDDDDDDD

TRUMP IS DOING LE
>4D CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>125x108

Wubba-lubba fag fag!

TRUMP IS LE GOD EMPORER XDDDD HE'S GONNA BTFO ISIS!!!!!! XD

HE'S PLAYING 34389D CHESS!!! ALL HIS "MISTAKES" ARE ACTUALLY JUST CHESS MOVES!!!!!! CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEUS VULT!! XD

>ywn have britautism
feels good

"If we make fun of the lemons comment, it will reveal that Trump knows more about trade than we do."

"If we report straight about the lemons comment it will validate that the president has studied deep into trade issues."

>silence

Is Portland noguns?

I agree, but Canadians and British source tax money for their state channels from bill, taxes, fees, and licenses. RT, by virtue of being an arm of the Russian government, sources its appropriations from a variety of sources that violate international law and proper ethical guidelines for Western government actors.

I am waiting to see what comes of Flynn but in any event I don't believe it will have any significant baring on government affairs overall, other than damaging the image of the administration.

Rooysa, you are bombing the threads even though I am enjoying it. Be more careful. Hats and less lud.

Were the British a mistake?

I'm fine!

Can you imagine being the type of person who sits down and deliberately types in that manner?

***TODAY'S SCHEDULE***

***THURSDAY SCHEDULE***

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR THURSDAY, APRIL 27, 2017

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In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. The President will then welcome President Mauricio Macri and Mrs. Macri of Argentina. Later in the morning, the President will meet with President Macri. The President will then have a working luncheon with President Macri. In the afternoon, the President will sign a Memorandum on Aluminum Imports and Threats to National Security. The President will then depart the White House en route to the Department of Veterans Affairs to give remarks and sign an Executive Order on Improving Accountability and Whistleblower Protection. Later in the afternoon, the President will return to the White House.

10:30AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing

11:20AM THE PRESIDENT welcomes President Mauricio Macri and Mrs. Macri of Argentina

11:30AM THE PRESIDENT meets with President Macri

>ON CAMERA AROUND 11:20

11:45AM THE PRESIDENT has a working luncheon with President Macri

2:00PM THE PRESIDENT signs a Memorandum on Aluminum Imports and Threats to National Security

4:20PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to the Department of Veterans Affairs

4:45PM THE PRESIDENT gives remarks and signs an Executive Order on Improving Accountability and Whistleblower Protection

5:05PM THE PRESIDENT departs the Department of Veterans Affairs en route to the White House

***Briefing Schedule***

1:00PM Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer

SPICING AT 1PM

Nothing so major, schedule above. New EO very soon for VA.

Fuck drump and fuck white people

Dumb ass cracker can't do shit on that capital hill

Bunch of dumbass fuckin crackas ass mutha fuckas BAKA

I bet I could bet all yah white boi asses ahahahhaha

Who's listening to Savage? He's pissed Drudge is giving Hannity too much press
iheart.com/live/77-wabc-5349/

I can't believe people are still this butthurt about Trump winning.

>Is Portland noguns?
It's just hard to cc.

The Carl Vinson strike group is now within F-18/A/E safe return distance to the Nork half of the peninsula.

Considering they ruined the world more than we did, had the audacity to even entertain the thoughts of interfering in our civil war, and declared war on Hitler yes.

Wat? Drudge gives Savage press all the time.

(chek)
feels good

SHEPHERD SMITH IS A COCK SUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT JEW

He doesn't like Murdoch's way of making news with all those legs and stuff.

I like this general, it's a containment zone for r/the Donald.

>tfw only posted a few times today and got 666 and 999

Let me translate that. Savage is pissed because Drudge went to the White House and not him.

Savage is pissy regarding himself
News at 11.
Also predicted american nazi movement kekekekekekekekekekekekkek

The Great Triggering blew up harder than even I could've imagined.

I get to write a paper on Tucker Carlson for class. Should I talk about his Tucking power?

Sup Forums is a Donald Trump board.
Ze alt lightxd has no place here.

kek

Yes. Write "The Art of The Tuck".

>The municipalities of Portland, [...] have banned loaded firearms in all public places

WE JUST SHOT DOWN A SYRIAN AIRCRAFT OVER THE GOLAN HEIGHTS

ASSAD WARNED US THREE WEEKS AGO THAT IF WE EVER SHOOT DOWN HIS SHIT AGAIN WE'RE GOING TO WAR

FUCK ITS ACTUALLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN THIS TIME

timesofisrael.com/patriot-missile-intercepts-drone-over-golan-heights/

This is who the democrats are running for congress in Montana.

Is this the Minionspammer reborn?

Two US service members were killed in action against ISIS in eastern Afghanistan, the Pentagon confirms.

According to precedent, Trump should unleash two surprise strikes within the next week. MOP is bigger than MOAB, and we still have, what, 17 of those? Habbening will habben.

Sup Forums is a national socialist board

Not today. Hannity has been right in the center of drudge all day, and the article details that Hannity is #1 in radio, and the new king of Fox News. Hannity is destined to make $100M a year as soon as Rush retires.

Savage is furious. He hates the "Catholic school bully"
youtube.com/watch?v=_vmU__RbHVM

do a piece about how discourse has broken down so far between the left and the right that they now only act as though they are attempting to change each others minds, while the real aim of the discourse is now to humiliate the other side in an attempt to persuade moderates to join your side.

>WE
No, Israel did

>bong autism

Facebook normies seem to like pic related, can someone add a super sayan trump or something so i can share

>Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago hosting a science show
Fuck ya - I watched that!

Has it always been like that, Hans?

Oh shit it's a drone. IT'S WW3 TIME (not really)

The same entities which were doing that are here now, yes. An american flag was attacking Brit/pol/ to incite them to attack here, and they fall for that very easily every time.

Not much to say, just people falling for stupid tricks.

That's a good premise

Israel is an extension of America

An embarrassment of riches.

>Tucking
>Mother Tucker
>Get Tucked
>Tuck Tuckitty Tuck Tuck Tuck
>Tuck a doodle do
>Give zero Tucks

>performer at a ranch aimed at "a family nudist experience"
wow
so he's a pedophile

Savage said Spicer personally invited him to that meeting on Monday. But the earlier email invite was sent to an assistant that was on vacation, so he found out too late.

Israel is an American puppet

>supports Lolbertarian Ron Paul in 2012 and following his defeat, reluctantly Rmoney
>vote Republican in every election just to spite Dems and King Nigger
>support every right wing cause in the world
>support Duterte
"BUT MUH /POL IS A NAZI BOARD" - t. shill

>socialist
only retarded larpers are

based mods

I think this particular faggot has been here a bunch of times before, usually it's the toothpaste who has these autistic meltdowns, though.

>His First Lady is his daughter

laughing girls.jpg

Hannity is way better than Savage. Never concern trolls about Trump like a fag.

I partially don't blame them when they were false flagged to provoke an attack, see
But they really should be smarter than that. It doesn't take a genius to see that there are people inciting fights between threads.

I'm more surprised not a single person responded to him. He was trying really hard for responses.

The absolute state of the Democrats

I met him in an elevator at Trump Hotel in Las Vegas last spring. My friend asked him if he was high energy and he said "You know it" and walked out.

I like this.

"Giving No Tucks" will be the title.

Yes

Thank you mods and janitors for acting quickly. We really appreciate what you do. Thin line between anarchy and being able to be here and have fun.

In retrospect we should have expected this. Trump winning and doing as well as he has is a death knell to their entire world order and view of the universe. From their hallucinated perspective the Ultimate Evil is now the most powerful man in the world.

fuck off eternal kraut. Sup Forums has and will always be NatSoc.

I like the way he talks, sounds like a Mafia boss in movies.

thinking more about it, the right's main tactic is humiliation, the left's main tactic is slander (racist sexist anti-gay!)

I think so too, but it may have been a number of Brits or proxies using the Union Jack.

That's cool. I've always heard he's a pretty nice guy

We've had to deal with shills for 2 years now, most people have learned to just report them.
>NatSoc
>supporting a failed ideology
We're trying to win now. If you want to larp about "muh day of the rope" while being a blackpilled faggot then be my guest, but do it on trs, not here.

>MOP
Can let such digit go unchecked.

"Literally Hitler"
"Only helping the rich"

Jeb! redemption arc when? Is he going to become a beloved baseball team owner?

write about how shallow and not well though out the lefts ideas are because other media dont challenge them and how tucker uses this to set traps that he draws his guests into and then completely dismantles their argument.

>Sup Forums has and will always be NatSoc.
But that is not true, we used to have lots of threads discussing the ideological composition. There have always been various libertarian, ancap, a small moderate-left, natsoc, hardline republicans, etc.

To say the entire board is one thing or another is a bit disingenuous.

This. Hannity lulls me to sleep when I go to bed.

Hey Stormfags,
My name is Mike Enoch, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes purity spirallers who spend every second of their day punching right. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Jewish pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of anime girls.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm the owner of a Fashy media network and get 1 million listeners, and a host of the flagship show which pretty much makes me a celebrity. What podcasts do you host, other than post Hitler speeches to eachother all day on antifachan? I also get six figures, and have a banging hot Jewess (She just pegged me; Shit was SO cash). You are all purity spirallers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my Jewess

slow thread. lets get hyped with some some banJoe

SLOW

AND

STEADY

#GUACED

That's only some of the cuck shills

Wasn't Sup Forums a Libertarian board when Ron Paul ran for office?