*Blocks your path*

*Blocks your path*

I would curbstomp his grotesque face so hard

*blocks your spectrum*

*punch him in the face*

How do you get him to the curb?
Are you Paul Bunyan?

Sure you would

Who is posting the nye shit? it isnt funny and really retarded.

sage

Tell him I enjoyed watching his baking soda volcano experiments in elementary school, then kick him in the dick. Then listen to him explain to me how a dick doesn't make him a man and that gender is fluid.

ask for an autograph so he'd grumble like a bitch and walk away

Good reply. Still I am saging.

>*Blocks your path*
*Grab his nose*

Gender is informed by biology

Bill Nye the Sheckles Guy

Bill Nye the Shabbos Goy

Virgin detected

>The stage is empty, but big band music begins to play
>Bill is slowly lowered onto the stage from a series of wires that look like marionette lines
>Crowd begins to giggle in anticipation
>He is dressed crudely like Donald Trump, in an ill fitting suit and orange latex gimp mask, but still with a cheap pinstripe bowtie
>Laughter erupts from a rather rotund man in the front row, who violently shrieks "I fucking love science!" as he bleeds from his nose and ears
>Instead of being lowered entirely, he is slightly elevated off the ground to allow movement
>He begins to flail his appendages erratically, contorting his body in nearly impossible ways
>Bill screams incoherently and foams at the mouth
>Audience cannot contain themselves, begin to involuntarily convulse with unending laughter
>Suddenly, Bill snaps his neck while turning his head 180 degrees
>"DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE UNLIMITED GENDERS?"

"Have you tried sitting on a cock? It's scientific."

He's wearing a bow tie, he has to be a good scientist, RIGHT!?

You left me no other choice

bill the shill drink this and die

Grab by throat, lift up and throw to ground.

My honor deserves satisfaction. Throw down the rapier; Navy dueling rules - first guy to die, loses.

Shake his hand. Then thank him.

>reddit spacing
fuck off back to your shithole faggot Nye will forever be relevant with his new blatant propaganda show

I am nyegender so please respect my pronouns and comply to my sexual emergency.

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*assumes your gender*