/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LET'S MAKE A DEAL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>WH Press Brief on Tax Reform (Spicer, Sec of Treas Mnuchin, NED Cohn) 4/26/17
youtu.be/TTlkX41zuhQ
>Senators comment on NoKo Briefing 4/26/17
youtu.be/Ay9eDk5xjaI
>Pres Trump Federalism Event w/Governors 4/26/17
youtu.be/P2D_31tX2a4
>Pres Trump Signes EO (Antiquities and Monuments) 4/26/17
youtu.be/mZSGl0w3SDM
>Sec of Agriculture Sonny Perdue 4/25/17
youtu.be/RsKRiz32Vv4
>Pres Trump in Farmers' Roundtable 4/25/17
youtu.be/oO-wlN6V_44
>Pres Trump speaks @ Lolocaust Museum 4/25/17
youtu.be/P4ByMUhBH98
>VP Pence speaks to troops in HI 4/24/17
youtu.be/i9z8kbYfz7I
>SoS T-Rex talks about Iran 4/24/17
youtu.be/pq0a5wY_qDg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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MOVEMENT

AWOO~

>no wall
>Obamacare stays
>planned parenthood stays
>DACA stays
>no jobs
>no tax cuts
>no deportations

If Sessions loosens restrictions on white immigration, would any of you euroanons move here?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Is anyone here man enough to buy Joe's music?

Why do you do this

No one is listening to him any more

AWOO~

I've been roofing most of the morning and into the afternoon and I'm pooped. Hit me with some Bundos to help me out.

"Bicycle U-locks" are banned from the Berkeley rally/protest site

I dont think anyone is that insane.
Oh God that must be a nightmare.

Leafs Who Will Be Spared on The Day of The Rake:
- Mark Steyn
- Norm MacDonald
- Maga shopper (if he BUYS OUR MILK)
- William Shatner
- Ted Cruz

That is all. If you are a leaf and not on this list, prepare to be bagged.

Tucker needs to book Michael Savage.

iheart.com/live/77-wabc-5349/

>Secretary of Defense Lindsey Graham

>Bill Clinton’s office announces that he will officially be known as “The First Gentleman.”
PFFFTHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!

>Day 11: Chelsea Clinton is named senior advisor to the president and director of the brand new White House Women’s Empowerment Office.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

> may be subject to search
> all black bloc members are going to be skipped from the check-in

THE BATTLE IS ABOUT TO START

>Boring competence
That's a pretty bad misspelling of "continuing corruption".

When is that Berkeley shit going down?

...

>Booker on the Supreme Court
>Competence

I don't know which is less plausible

I have it on good authority Joe is praying primetime "The Five" fails and he gets a 10pm Fox chair, Hannity goes to 9pm.

I know you are shitposting but I would like to clarify for any brainlets.

>>no wall
Construction begins this summer. Prototypes in June. Bids already in.

>>Obamacare stays
New healthcare bill announced this week or next. More along Rand lines than Ryan lines.

>>planned parenthood stays
Yeah, I hope so. Lower non-white population.

>>DACA stays
It does not by default. It expires in very soon and DACA people are already being deported. They will continue to be deported.

cato.org/blog/how-daca-will-end-timeline-expiration

>>no jobs
Lots of jobs.

>>no tax cuts
Wednesday marked the announcement of the Trump tax bill. Huge cuts.

>>no deportations
2 million+ this year projected with border crossings down 70%.

That is a more than 450% increase in deportations.

SOON

And if the police enforced anything this wouldn't be a problem. Anyway looks like shields are still good. So are helmets.

I WANT TO WATCH THE BATTLE OF BERKELY BUT TONIGHT IS DRAFT NIGHT REEEEEEE

I don't know if this is satire or not someone help me?

proofs?

Wall construction

Kevin orly

Alright boots on the ground against Assad in that timeline.
Nice

the irony of that sign is too fucking much

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DACA expiration and deportation.

mshistorynow.mdah.state.ms.us/articles/90/jews-in-mississippi
>During times of social upheaval, Jews in America have sometimes been the target of anti-Semitism. This was the case in Summit, Mississippi, in the 1890s. During the economic depression of that time, some whites resented the growing economic power of merchants who had acquired land from poor farmers for nonpayment of debts. This resentment took on a racial cast as many merchants rented farmland to black sharecroppers, and some whites thought these black farmers were given too much independence. Since many rural merchants were Jewish, the aggrieved whites began to lump all merchants, both Jewish and Gentile, into a “Jewish conspiracy.”
It took the people in my state until the 1890s that you're not suppose to trust the humble merchants.

I know that feel.

I go to UC Berkeley. Not trying to deal with these stupid fucks today so not on campus, also not a member of the Berkeley College Republicans.

Feel free to ask questions if you're curious about what's happening.

>[Trump] blasts “horrible gutless Republicans” like Jeb Bush for abandoning him. In response, Bush tweets: “Grow a pair.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Deportations.

>politico fanfic

Scheduled for 3pm local (Kalifornia), which is in 34 fires.

>improvised weapons (((as determined by law enforcement officers)))
aka Antifa gets away scott free but god help you if you're a Trump supporter defending yourself

Fuck Berkeley.

The Trump window always closes.

I don't agree with that, he wouldn't be able to curse as much.

>Lindsay Graham
>Secretary of Defense
Hahahaha fuck that noise.

Who /LovesSessions&Blunts/ here?

Reruns of Tucker beat Maddow so why would they hire Joe?

***TODAY'S SCHEDULE***

***THURSDAY SCHEDULE***

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR THURSDAY, APRIL 27, 2017

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In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. The President will then welcome President Mauricio Macri and Mrs. Macri of Argentina. Later in the morning, the President will meet with President Macri. The President will then have a working luncheon with President Macri. In the afternoon, the President will sign a Memorandum on Aluminum Imports and Threats to National Security. The President will then depart the White House en route to the Department of Veterans Affairs to give remarks and sign an Executive Order on Improving Accountability and Whistleblower Protection. Later in the afternoon, the President will return to the White House.

10:30AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing

11:20AM THE PRESIDENT welcomes President Mauricio Macri and Mrs. Macri of Argentina

11:30AM THE PRESIDENT meets with President Macri

>ON CAMERA AROUND 11:20

11:45AM THE PRESIDENT has a working luncheon with President Macri

2:00PM THE PRESIDENT signs a Memorandum on Aluminum Imports and Threats to National Security

4:20PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to the Department of Veterans Affairs

4:45PM THE PRESIDENT gives remarks and signs an Executive Order on Improving Accountability and Whistleblower Protection

5:05PM THE PRESIDENT departs the Department of Veterans Affairs en route to the White House

***Briefing Schedule***

1:00PM Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer

SPICING AT 1PM

Unlimited shoeworks?!

Are they ready for another asskicking?

Really makes me think.

Draft night will get recapped all through this weekend, if you don't watch the Battle of Berkeley live, you'll be hunting down leftist censored and edited snippets of the action while they hide the rest.

it keeps happening

...

It's an hour and a half away user.

>fries

though I am pleased for the sake of our side that kek did not approve that typo.

Come to think of it, why do handicapped people get special parking spaces?

petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/new-us-water-purification-system

can you guys sign this petition

I used to think Trump was the most brilliant campaigner...


Then I discovered Medvedev's Girls.

TRUMP EO SIGNING VERY SOON

youtube.com/watch?v=y5ebB6NNw20

youtube.com/watch?v=y5ebB6NNw20

youtube.com/watch?v=y5ebB6NNw20

GET IN

>those comments

Doesn't look like they banned shields.

I suck donky cock. 1 and a half burgers.

>Cruz: You know where you'll find the most transwomen? If there is a sinking ship and the crew yells "women and children first!". I would imagine even the most devote liberal woman would suddenly see the absurdity.

CNN IS FUCKING MAD!!!

Are you embarrassed your resume will deter more employers than it will attract?

...

Are you tired of """""winning""""" yet?

>I suck donky cock.

Are you a Canadian or something?

What the fuck Montana

For the paraplegic and geriatric, its the shortest distance to the door.

More room between spaces in case they're in a wheelchair van or something, and more space for getting out in general. And it's closer to the store so they don't have to walk/hobble/roll so far.

That is some high grade bantz

It's all fun and games until you get their clothes off and realize the state of public water treatment in Mother Russia.

Usually closer to the door so their crippled asses have a shorter distance to hobble.

Can we send the liberals that are still here over there alongside the minorities they love so ?

Holy hell Rato is on a roll.

there video of this?

Americans with disabilities act. Thanks your local progressive

>whistleblower protection
This gon' be fun.

Here they are promoting public exercise

Holy shit, is there video? Cruz is so great at anti-lib bantz. I wish they could have him do more CNN debates against lefties.

Well I feel dumb.

I swear Trump woke something in Cruz.

This is terrifying.
Thank god Hillary didn't win.

Its for the VA

In theory, they need more space to exit or enter their cars. The blank spaces between handicapped spots are the important part, not the placement.

The placement is more of a tradition than a rule.

This is the moderate wing of the Democrat party.

why the fuck doen't trump start a full attack agains the gooks and sandniggers? didn't he promise it?

wtf I'm a Cruz Missile now

Not embarrassed at all, and my resume carries a fuckton of weight since I'm a STEM major and only MIT competes with us in my major.

Fox 10 Benis is covering the final battle of Berkeley

Okay, I hope antifa gets the faggot holding this poster.

mediaite.com/online/coincidence-joe-and-mika-mia-from-morning-joe-after-nasty-on-air-spat/

>Geist offered no indication of a vacation or other explanation for their absence, raising obvious questions about whether it might be related to the nasty on-air spat the two had on Wednesday. During that show, Scarborough offered an unusual on air smackdown to his co-host calling her “rude” and “snotty,” after she questioned a comparison Scarborough (sort of) made between Bobby Kennedy and Ivanka Trump.

>“You don’t have to be so snotty. I was about to say, you didn’t let me get it out. You don’t have to be so rude,” Scarborough snapped. “The fact of the matter is that they are not Bobby Kennedy as I was about to say but you wanted to get your cheap shot in so you got your cheap shot in. No I am not saying Jared and Ivanka are Bobby Kennedy.”

his pursuit of the delegates ignited a fire in his loins

I pray for the people stuck in the Hillary time line
Poor bastards

Oh. Well I guess some democrats in jail is better than none.

dude america first

SAVAGE RAT