Brit/pol/ - Pray the Gay Away Edition

>Armed British police arrest man with knives near May's office
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-security-idUKKBN17T23J
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4451870/Armed-police-seal-Parliament-Square.html

>PM May says Merkel talk of UK illusions shows how tough Brexit talks will be
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-may-idUKKBN17T2M5

>UKIP leader Nuttall to stand in election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39738332

>'Marine A' Alexander Blackman to be freed from jail within hours
news.sky.com/story/marine-a-alexander-blackman-to-leave-jail-tomorrow-10853259

>FT: EU agency faces €400m London rent bill after post-Brexit move
archive.fo/VhnEQ

>Nicola Sturgeon admits she will use SNP votes in general election to press for indy ref 2
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/nicola-sturgeon-admits-will-use-snp-votes-general-election-press/

>Labour most popular party among voters under 40, general election poll reveals
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/labour-ahead-polls-among-voters-40/

>FT: Scottish nationalists clam up on independence
archive.fo/yL2hz

>FT: UK Election Countdown: beware of tactical errors
archive.fo/cgGUi

Thread theme
youtu.be/3xuSYEeo9Wc?t=14

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ce4g2-q2fZ0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Kaya

M I L K

>voting

...

S U R G E

...

Anyone watching City vs. United? There was just an announcement for fans to not leave the stadium after the game due to an incident outside.

Has Manchester been visited by religion of peace?

You're all cunts

>tfw no fascist state

BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND A NESSIE IN THE ZOO!!!

> Be excitied because QT is back
> Find out the panel is literally full of literally whos

What's the fucking point lads?

...

Better watch out, he's coming for your wives and your seats.

There was a thread the other day saying antifa will be showing in Edinburgh on Monday, can anyone confirm?

>Reminder that:
>Theresa May supported and voted REMAIN
>Jeremy Corbyn has long supported LEAVE and possibly voted that way too.


The coming of June means the end of May

As long as TW is decent I'll be happy. Is Portillo still away?

They should have kept clegg desu

...

Theresa MAYHEM

...

The panel has been shit the last dozen or so episodes. They never have anyone remotely interesting on anymore.

Pray the gay away? Happy as a clam is a sham. An apple a day is all that makes you gay

Nowt on Sky News or Twitter.

Are you sure they weren't just telling the away fans to stay put?

tell me something i dont know

lel that reply

>sits on the floor so people can sit
>gets screamed at for creating a fire hazard

Any Shane Brannigan fans here?

youtube.com/watch?v=ce4g2-q2fZ0

>Corbyn elected Labour leader twice by a landslide - in the first starting at odds of 200/1 against

>What's the fucking point lads?

Do it for him

The audience and Dimbleby make question time

>labour members
>general populace
>at all comparable

Needs a "ABSOLUTELY HALAL" logo underneath it.

>tfw semi-ironically printed this out the other day and stuck it to my wall

LMAOOOOOOOOO
why do they always look like wrong uns

The ANGLO will rise again.

>Daddy's little cum slut

He's an old romantic at heart.

Are we the only country that encourages underage gambling?

Tons of sixth formers streamed into the local Coral during the Grand National and placed bets without ID.

Night chaps

That's a nice image user.

Get a load of this. Violent crime is up.

>going to bed before QT and TW
Faggot, fuck off and never come back.
Night lad

Time for bed lads

Would you like to stay up and talk, just us?

>career minimum 40k

Assuming 25yo that puts you in the 100th percentile. You fucking idiot.

Night matey x

Night f a m

Chinks have got mad for gambling so no

London sees a 42% increase in gun crime and 24% in knife crime.

Fuck off cat.

Akira a best.

delet

Why are you replying to me with this?

Criminologists are absolutely puzzled as the why this is.

Didn't mean to respond to you. Apologies.

>"Some politicians blame police cuts"

lmao

Labour are scum.

Let's not do that today.

Ah family Ness. Thanks for the memories bro.

Don't worry about that goy, we must divert funds to deal with mean words online.

No problem mon ami.

Getting a tonne of fluff out of my keyboard
Could probably clone me from all this

Get out of the room, I'm fucking my teacher in a maid outfit.

Really?

Just fuck him already.

Anyone know why the whole UK mobile phone network is down?

its not white people doing it so they ignore it

How do you get this transparent backround effect?

It's the Russians interfering with the election!

That's not the phone network m8, that's the Lib Dem electoral map

PNG nigga

G-good Evening, Anglo-senpais, are you all going to be watching QT tonight? I-Is the lineup any good?

Lads, can we confirm:
>Question Time is brit/pol or QT Thread?
>This Week is brit/pol or This Week thread?

I hate the thread splits when the program starts.

I'm on 21k at 22. Is that good or bad?

...

Mate...

haram makes sense better

>Yay

How about you just shut the fuck up you fat cunt?

I just end up getting a black backdrop. I will just google it.

The shit panel for whoever missed it.

>tfw 29 years old on 16k +1k commission

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The bombs lad, I can still hear hans' engines rumbling throughout the skies

>implying he wasn't on mind altering substances

Futaba is a best

becuase you aren't very valuable (as a person)

It's to stop the fans kicking the duck out of each other

You need to get over it. There will be thread splits. Some (weird) posters stay in brit/pol/ because they actively avoid QT and sperg about any QT discussion in brit/pol/. This is the right way to get around that.

I hope you're not that same poster who always posts about this.

It's in freaking Oxford too, expect the worse.

What program are you using?

South London right in the middle of orange
Got 4 bars of signal here

kek, that will forever be a great night

Kaya?

Don't leave us, lad.

At least farron seems redpilled and non interventionist on syria

I can unironically hear a lot of planes passing overhead

I know its L O N D O N but we haven't had 42% increase of blacks or pakis

>have one final piece of coursework due in tomorrow
>can't be arsed to do it

Only worth 5% and it'd eat into valuable shitposting time.

Wow, I'm really looking forward to not watching that.

here's some OC

Where does the L O N D O N meme come from anyway?

But Monkeh wants to know too.
I can't get over this thread splitting; It hurts meh soul lads.
Arite, I'll be on t'QT Thread.
I won't shut it; I'm fat cos meh glands packed in.

>ErrYah Have a Brew Lad.